Humorous jokes with interesting connotations

1. I hope to win the hearts of the people and not be old blind date.

2. "The festival is coming. What do you want to discount most in the mall? " "Girlfriend's leg."

If you are invited out to eat in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and all the talks must be lifelong events.

4. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I can go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

6. "What is the best friendship?" "You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave."

I just punched a fortune teller. As soon as I sat in front of his booth, he asked me what it was.

8. I work for money. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

Nine. "I am a particularly introverted person." "How introverted?" "Just now, the boss gave me 50 yuan more, and I didn't have the nerve to return it to him."

10. Sometimes you have to be thin in life and always be fat in life. If you have wine today, you will be drunk tomorrow and you will be fatter tomorrow.

When I was a child, I hated eating and sleeping. Now think about how you can be so mean.

Twelve. Some people say that I will be happy if I play with my mobile phone when I go to the toilet. Don't play with my mobile phone when I go to the toilet?

13. The same is true for rolled trouser legs. Some boys roll them up like rogue Shuai Shuai, and some boys roll them up like bears transplanting rice seedlings and fishing.

14. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

Sixteen years old. I've been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

17. Modern women have three obedience and four virtues: three obedience, never gentleness, never thoughtfulness and never reason; Fourth, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say those three words "I love you". If I put a deadline on this love, two minutes at most. If you don't reply, I'll leave.

Nineteen. The time when you spent fifty dollars on deliberation has passed, and now you have to think about it for half a day when you spend five dollars. I took my 2-year-old son to eat stinky tofu for the first time today. The son took a bite: "Mom, who pulled this?" It's delicious! " The husband listened and said, "Take good care of him these days and stop taking a shit!" " "

2 1. Today, watching TV and saying that "smoking is easy to get lung cancer" scared my heart trembling, and I made up my mind never to watch TV again.

22. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

23. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.