What does it mean to tell fortune to the landlord?

Those evil stories in Wei Caotang's Notes (2)

When I was a child, my grandmother once told such a story. When she was young, she worked as a servant in the landlord's house, and one day someone knocked at the door. Grandma opened the door and saw a girl selling flowers. The basket is full of magnolia flowers. The girl said, "Just now, someone from your family came out to buy flowers. I have been waiting outside for a long time. Why don't you give me the money? " .

Grandma thinks it's strange. She has been threshing corn in the yard and hasn't seen anyone go out. Grandma won't let the girl in because she thinks she wants to cheat people and money. The flower girl stood at the door in a stalemate with her grandmother and told the truth about the appearance of the flower buyer. After a while, someone in the hall shouted, "Who's up to something? There are so many flowers on the broom. " The flower girl ran in while grandma was not looking, pointing to the broom. That's the flower I sold.

Grandma heard that she quickly threw the broom into the stove, and there was a strange call and a bad smell from the stove. This broom was used by the late landlord's mother-in-law to clean the house. The landlord's mother-in-law loved Magnolia most. Do you have these old things at home? Maybe one day its head will be full of flowers.

One day, Jiao Xiaolian's wife Jin was sitting in her room. Just outside, a blind fortune teller passed by with a lyre. Kim called him in and made a divination. I didn't expect what the fortune teller said was quite effective, so I gave him some money as divination money.

At night, someone suddenly said in Kim's stomach, "My master has left, so I will stay in your stomach for a few days to scare you and ask you to give more money." After that, he rolled in Kim's stomach, and Kim was in unbearable pain. The family had to go to the original fortune teller.

After the fortune teller came, he said to Kim's stomach, "Er Ya, come out, Kim gave us a lot of money." I didn't expect to say in my stomach, "Er Ya, I'm not going out. I was a concubine in this family in my last life, and I was tortured to death by gold. Now is a good opportunity for me to get revenge. "

After that, she began to bite Jin's internal organs, and Jiao Xiaolian sought medical treatment everywhere, but it didn't work. Before long, Kim couldn't stand the torture and committed suicide.

There is a folk saying that Zhang Tianshi belongs to Anxian County. The Ming Dynasty magistrate of Gui 'an County, Zhejiang Province, was sleeping with his wife one night when he suddenly heard someone knocking at the door. The magistrate got up and went out to have a look, and soon came back and said to his wife, "Nothing, it was the strong wind that blew the door off."

The wife was confused, smelled a fishy smell and didn't care too much, so she fell asleep with her husband in her arms. Since then, Gui 'an County has become orderly from the original chaos, and the county magistrate has made no mistakes in handling government affairs, and the people all call it heaven. A few years later, Zhang Tianshi passed by Gui 'an County. All the officials went to the dock to meet him, but only the magistrate was ill. As soon as Shi Tian people got off the boat, they felt that there was something dangerous in this place and walked to the county government without saying a word.

Entering the back room, he asked the magistrate's wife, "Do you still remember that night when the wind blew on the door?" Now your husband is not your husband, but a snakehead. Your husband was already eaten that night. Don't you think this room is full of smells? " So Shi Tian went to the altar, a whirlwind blew, and a big snakehead several feet long appeared in front of the altar. Shi Tian said: "You should have condemned this crime, but you did some good things as a county magistrate, and now you are exempted from the death penalty."

Shi Tian said that he had someone bring a vat, put the snakehead in it, and sealed it with a spell. The snakehead begged Shi Tian to let him go, and Shi Tian said that I would let you out when I returned to Anxian. Since then, Shi Tian has never set foot in Gui 'an County. ?

There is a folk custom of burning incense in the temple. It is believed that the incense in the head column is the most spiritual and can be sheltered by the gods and buddhas. There is a grandfather Shen in Shanyin County who goes to the Chenghuang Temple to burn incense every festival. Every time I go, I find that someone has been one step ahead of him, so I am unhappy all day. After his younger brother knew about it, he privately gave some benefits to the temple, asking the temple to wait until Uncle Shen came to open the mountain gate and let Uncle Shen burn incense on his head.

Uncle Shen went to the temple early the next morning and found no one. He nodded happily and bowed again. Unexpectedly, I suddenly fell to the ground and passed out. A man who knew him carried him home. Just out of the temple gate, uncle Shen's voice suddenly sounded. "I am Shen's wife, although I am jealous at ordinary times. But sin is not to die! Shen is heartless. When I gave birth to a child, I let the woman in the stable put two steel needles in my body. My family thought I died during childbirth and sued the duke after my death.

Unexpectedly, the duke said that he was not dead and would not try the case. I have no choice but to ask for help. Just a month ago, Grandpa Guandi passed by here, so I got in the way. The city god also said that I collided with Guandi's dependence and detained my soul under the incense table. Today, a man named Shen came to burn incense and I caught him. He came to kill me. Ha ha ha ha. After that, Uncle Shen vomited blood and died. Infidelity and unkindness, pray for God's blessing, justice is obvious, and retribution is unpleasant!

Mr. Zhang from Maozhou, Sichuan has an eldest son, and he especially likes this hard-won son. Every time the little boy goes out to play, he wears gold and silver. When the little boy was eight years old, he went to a temple fair and never came back. Mr. Zhang sent many people to look for it, and found the body of the little boy in a stream, and his clothes and jewelry were stripped off. Mr. Zhang didn't catch the murderer after reporting to the official.

At that time, there was a secretariat named Ye, and I had a dream when I lived in Chenghuang Temple. I dreamed that the city god held a banquet to entertain myself. But there was only one dish of tofu on the dining table with a pair of bamboo chopsticks on it, and there were no other dishes. The duke didn't say a word. After Ye Cishi woke up, he realized what this dream predicted.

Later, the captors found a man pawning a longevity lock at a pawnshop. He thought the man was suspicious, so he arrested him for questioning. It turned out that the murderer killed the little boy. And the murderer's surname, that is, Doufu, has a bamboo word on it.

When I see the spring breeze, I am a storyteller.