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Attractive replica of sand sculpture

Attractive sand sculpture copy (selected 68 sentences) 1. Once a little boy, now he is big and round. The craziest thing I have ever done to my date is that I haven't seen her for more than 20 years. It's hot, and I finally saved money to buy an air conditioner. The installer tricked me into putting half of it outside, and I definitely don't agree. There are so many liars now, and I am so gullible! 4. When chatting, if someone laughs and you don't know how to respond, just reply: You smile so beautifully! 5. Ugly people fall in love and beautiful women sell air conditioners. 6. Life is short and I'm fucking lazy. As long as I eat myself roundly, no one can look down on me. 8. I still have to send the selfie. What if someone takes a fancy to it? 9. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing! 10. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full. 1 1. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry. 12. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings. 13. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty. 14. embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: what do beautiful women eat? 15. As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: Don't come. 16. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you? Cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you will be released. 17. Talking about a wrong love is like wetting the bed. 18. Am I a successful person? After all, many girls said to me: I don't deserve you! 19. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight, and it was worth it. Two months later, he became a soft fat man. 20. When the autonomous driving technology is mature, I will buy two cars, let them go out for a walk and feed me. And I just rest at home and eat soft rice, haha! 2 1. Touch your chest when you are sad and tell yourself that you are a boy and can't cry. 22. When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really great. They met someone at a young age. 23. I feed the dog every day, and the dog will understand that I am its owner and am very close to me. But I found it was closer to selling my brother. Will it think that the little brother who sells vegetables is my master? 24. I knew that years would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect to rub them on the ground. 25. If you quarrel with your male colleagues, spray more perfume and hang up your hair, and someone will help you fix it. 26. I felt sick and went to see a doctor in China. Seeing the doctor taking my pulse, I frowned and asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly." 27. If you don't eat what's in the bowl, just pour what's in the bowl into the pot and eat it in your arms. 28. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money. 29. The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend and gave me the fruit she bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Don't leave some for my boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the beast, not to him!" " 30. Not wanting to fall in love is a good excuse, as if you can really be seen when you want to fall in love. 3 1. Tell me something you wanted to do but didn't do in high school. God replied: I wanted to go to Tsinghua, but God arranged for me to read the life of Lan Xiang. 32. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, and I secretly laughed alone under the quilt. Don't retouch the picture endlessly. We all know how ugly you are in reality. 34. Doing well is self-confidence. This shameless thing, when done well, is called excellent psychological quality! 35. What gift is directed at me is nothing to give to others. I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. Really not, as long as you have money. 37. liking is like worshipping Buddha. Just worship. I didn't expect the Buddha to teach you anything. 38. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no.39. When you are exhausted, can you call me and I will tell you a joke? 40. If you want to cry one day, please call me and let me know that you have today. 4 1. Sleeping happily is called sleeping soundly, and sleeping with a bitter gourd face is called temporary death. 42. Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was quite successful. I can't recognize who lent me money anymore. 43. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord detonate the bomb as soon as he came up? 44. In fact, the cutest thing in the world is peanuts. If anyone disagrees with this, how about peanut butter? 45 Mu Xin. It's very kind of you, but your mobile phone is not Android. After we were together, you couldn't even help me. How to talk about this love? 46. When shopping, merchants often say that if you really want to buy it, it can be cheaper. You see, it's really so worthless. Maybe it was a mistake for me to come into this world, so I want to ask you what you want me to do, and how can I stop emitting charm. 48. If you think it is particularly boring for two people to play with their mobile phones together, try to exchange each other's mobile phones to ensure absolute fun. 49. Some seemingly quiet girls have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers. 50. After I went to the Forbidden City last time, the more I walked, the more I wanted to cry. The more I walk, the more sad I get. Now the princess has to buy a ticket to enter her palace. 5 1. People wear Rolex. You said they were rich, and I wore a little genius mobile phone watch. You said I was mentally ill. Do you know how convenient it is for my mother to find me? 52. My brain knows once again that this is my brain's business, not my own. I respect the brain's thoughts and choices, and I am still that simple girl. 53. Many people misunderstand me and say that I don't know what to do all day and don't watch the news. I want to explain that I don't reply after watching the news. 54. Sound is good together, play a game together, even a grain of wheat, with foam together? I'm different. I just want to say, please. 55. When you are in love, you are a paragraph hand, and when you are lovelorn, you are a melodramatic dog. 56. Before, I started a company named Strength. I feel very domineering. However, as soon as the business license was issued, I was confused. It says: strength co., ltd. So, it didn't take long for my company to go bankrupt because it couldn't recruit people! 57. An architect designed and built a cemetery for the rich. The rich are very satisfied with this. He said to the architect who had been busy for a year, Sir, what do you think is missing here? The architect said: everything is ready, and now you are the only one here! 58. I just went to buy medicine and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The drugstore owner said that I have been selling medicine for 30 years. As long as you say two words in the medicine, I will know what medicine it is. I thought for a long time and said, I only know the last two words. The boss said, what word? I said: capsules ... 59. There is always one for you: ugly but introverted, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic. 60. After the car accident, the man held his wife in his arms. "Honey, I, is there anything else I can do for you?" The wife said angrily. "Just, just one thing, can you stop laughing so happily?" 6 1. My wife quarreled with me today and kept scolding me. I really can't stand it. I pointed at her angrily and shouted, "If I hadn't seen you beautiful, gentle, kind and lovely, I would have broken up with you!" " Scold her speechless! 62. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now! 63. The couple were chatting in the yard when a gust of wind suddenly blew. The husband pointed to the small tree in the yard: Come, wife, hold that tree. Wife hahaha smiled: What, are you still afraid that I will be blown away by the wind? Husband: No, I'm afraid that little tree will be blown away. The teacher suddenly pointed at me in class and said, wake up the person next to you and come to the blackboard to answer this question. But I fell asleep on both sides. I think I should wake up the person who has a bad relationship with me. So I slapped the headmaster who came to attend the open class. 65. A girl asked me to deliver a courier for her and gave me an empty carton for me to pack. I asked her curiously, "Who is this for?" She said, "I have liked a boy for a long time." I am puzzled, "but there is nothing in it." She said, "Some things can only be seen by yourself. When I heard it, I was even more puzzled and asked her what it was. " She said, "66. When the train arrives at the station, the toilet should be closed. A child wants to shit, and he can't hold it. His father held him in the window with his ass to the window. When he was halfway, the train was about to leave. Only the staff on the platform shouted: "that fat man with a big face, stop eating fried dough sticks, put his face back, the train is about to leave!" "67. Some people practice in a mental hospital. Suddenly, a psychopath came after him with a kitchen knife. The man turned and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. 68. Today, she got married. I drove 60 kilometers to wait downstairs at her house. The wedding car came, I followed her, and she sent me a text message. Don't follow it. This is the end of my life. I asked her in tears, how did you know I was behind you? She said: Your tractor is too loud!