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1. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days and going out for a walk in sunny days. For a long time, there was not a day suitable for work.

2. A woman standing in front of clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should she favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.

I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

4. Beautiful skin

3 100 night, interesting souls want cars and houses.

5. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, every second will be changed to the original picture.

6. A woman has her father's pain when she is young, her husband's pain when she grows up, and her son's pain when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

Seven. Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, with more and more classes.

Six sections long.

8. Why does grandma like her granddaughter's wife but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

9. I want to be a depraved rich woman, addicted to men's sex all day, getting something for nothing, learning nothing, falling in love without injury, and eating too much is not fat.

10. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.

The advantage of science is that you can't understand even if you copy the answer, and the advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy it after reading it.

Twelve. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding under the quilt and laughing secretly.

Thirteen. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

According to the law, men 18 years old can get married, but 18 years old can be a soldier. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband;

Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight;

Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. Recently, I feel my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

18. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene does not match mine, because the child has changed his gene after eating genetically modified food, which my wife told me!

19. I'm here to warn those who have a date that you'd better choose noon to show your love. Do you know why? Because sooner or later there will be retribution.

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When I was a teenager, some people took off their bills, some people took off their poverty, but I took off the reins like a husky.

Running on the road of idiots.

Twenty one. When I got up in the morning, I told my husband to air the quilt. It's too humid. After a while, I looked at his circle of friends and sent a photo of the quilt to the circle of friends. The note reads: "My wife bought it newly, how trendy it is!"

22. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

23. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

I am in a regular state every day. I looked awake in the morning, sleepy in the afternoon, beaten with chicken blood at night, and regretted it in the middle of the night.

25. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.

Twenty-six. The girl said that she couldn't find the object, that is, she stood in front of the vending machine and couldn't find her favorite drink. When a boy says he can't find someone, he is standing in the Sahara desert. When he says he doesn't, he really doesn't!

27. Most short people think they are short. How dare you get fat? Are you looking for someone? Short foodies will think like this: they are so short, what effect can it have if they get fat? They can't find a date anyway!

Twenty-eight My goal in the new year is: 1. Buy a 65438+ million watch;

2. Buy a car with a price of 6.5438+0 million;

Buy a set

5 million houses;

4. Find someone who will give it to me

665438+ ten thousand people.

Twenty-nine Bought a new mobile phone, facial recognition unlock screen. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is not an exaggeration to say that no face is detected!

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10. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. Fortune-teller once said that I ...

The 27-year-old Huang Pao wears a robe, accompanied by delicacies and delicacies every day, and has transportation when going out. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!