Are there any expressive and funny two-part allegorical sayings?

Do you climb in front of the toilet? Not far from death (shit)

Shit without paper? Force (wipe)

Fighting in the bathroom? Go to hell (shit)

Ass up? Have eyes but no eyeballs-have eyes but can't see.

Pockmarked skydiving? Flowers falling from the sky-bragging about something

Black dad jumps high? Black Lao tze jump.

Crossing a wooden bridge with a big belly? throw the helve after the hatchet

Fengdu people rushed to the scene? Crash into a ghost

Zhang Fei washes clothes? Baocuo

Hang the cannon on the hammer? Shake the world

Eunuch whoring? I don't know

Yellow mud in the crotch? It's not shit, it's shit.

Lost at the crossroads? ignorant

A female mouse sleeps with a male cat? Shameless and deadly

Grow peas in the wheat field? mixture

Sprinkle pepper on the grave? Hemp ghost

Fengdu ghost town plays erhu? talk nonsense

Toads eat cowpeas? underhung crane

Toad yawns? take a deep breath

Old cucumber painted with green paint? (of old people) pretend to be young.

Daffodils don't bloom? dissemble

Ten gongs? You are in nine places.

The tail of a dead fish? Stop swinging

The mouse in the bellows? Suffer indignities at both ends.

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Selling cloth and salt? Mind your leisure (salty) affairs.

Do you want soup? Shameless, dirty.

How can I learn from my teacher? Shameless person

Burning paper in front of the grave? Fool a ghost

Farting under the covers? Can write (smell) and type (cover)

Farting under the covers? Monopolize sth

Open the coffin and call the thief? Wronged the dead

Walking a tightrope with a big belly? Take a risk (desperately)

Swimming in a dung bucket? Really not afraid of death (shit)

Did the Jade Emperor fart? spirited

Mildew grapes? Mean cunning

Dancing broadsword in the cemetery? horrible

Bowing in the cemetery? Shoot (color)

Ghost dogs eat tofu brain? Idle (title)

Driving without a whip? By flattery

Coffin shop business? You need money to live or die.

Kidnappers in the hospital? Self-awareness (treatment) (foot)

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