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What's wrong with "Feng Shui Master" being drunk?

Introduction: "Big Brother! Please be merciful! "

Qiao Languang, a Feng Shui master, is excellent in business and outstanding in appearance. Good at finding dragons and acupoints, catching demons and telling fortune. His only shortcoming is that he has a poisonous mouth.

The weak Bai Lianhua who asked him for a symbol of marriage: "Even if he already has a wife and children, I still can't forget him ..."

Joe: "If you can't stand it any longer, it doesn't matter. I can't remember what to forget when I die. "

The richest man in the city who invited him to perform at the birthday party: "I am old, this birthday happens once a year ..."

Joe: "Who doesn't have a birthday only once a year? I am still young and have not given birth to two. "

The blind date who ate together: "The shortbread in this restaurant is not authentic at all, and there are too few layers."

Qiao Languang: "There are more than 30 floors in the commercial building opposite, so you are eating too few buildings."

..... and still single.

Everyone: "Master Joe, you will be struck by lightning one day if you talk like this, you know?"

Joe Blu-ray sneered: "Who is afraid of who!"

As a result, a flat thunder hit Joe's forehead, and he ... put it on early. It is said that only nine unlucky people can go home.

This is a story of a Feng Shui master who experienced different worlds and then started his old job, saving those unfortunate people and saving his character to go home.