Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang

Text/Ge Tan

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Pang Tong should be the man of the hour. He was once as famous as Zhuge Liang. What's his name? Mr Feng Chu? . Folk advertisements spread more absurdly, and one person wins the world. Similar to some drug advertisements now: one drug can recover. However, Pang Uni-President appeared as a foil figure, and he wanted to foil Zhuge Liang. From an artistic point of view, this is called green leaves with red flowers (it seems to be a three-prominent creative method. Does Luo Guanzhong know the creative routines of model operas? )。 Pang Tong is a positive hero, and he wants to set off the No.1 main hero, namely Zhuge Liang.

Pang Tong didn't make many appearances, but they were all important places. Come on! First of all, I put forward a series of strategies to Cao Cao. Of course, Cao Cao knew Pang Tong's fame, and he probably admired him for a long time. Is it from Pang Tong? Fans? . Pang Tong said that he believed in the truth. Well, Mr. Pang, I'll listen to you. Lock all the warships together. Well, just wait for Zhou Yu to set fire. Mr. Pang gave Cao Cao a hard pit. It laid the foundation for the victory of Chibi War. China's plays reflect the Chibi War, while Pang Tong's plays are few. There is no Pang Tong in the famous Peking Opera Heroes' Meeting. I saw a shadow play when I was a child, which was dedicated to Mr. Pang Tong. I remember there is such a lyric in it: Pang Tong is the best in the world. How can grass be put in my eyes? When I entered, I helped a group of amateurs with serial strategy for the first time. ? Then I gave advice to Xu Shu and told him how to avoid this disaster: Listen to me, Uncle Xu, find a job and run away. Cao Mengde will be defeated in the blink of an eye, so you should go out to save your life. ? Listen, this is a smart and arrogant man. What are the names of Cao Cao, Xu Shu and Zhou Yu in his eyes? Small? It means pediatrics.

Pang Tongniu. At this time, he is not very old, that is, he is in his twenties. He is a sunny young man, full of cultural knowledge, and has made heroic achievements in providing a series of skills. Supposedly, such a smart, young and capable figure should be reused by Soochow. But the actual situation is unexpected.

Why? Pang Tong is talented, but not pretty. According to the book, Mr. Pang is ugly, small, black and ugly. According to the theory that women find the right image, such men really can't get rid of it. China people have been shouting since ancient times, but all that glitters is not gold. Why do you always shout this sentence? It's because there are too many things that judge people by their appearances. Mr. Pang Tong will be very proud if he catches up with the present era. Ugly stars are popular now. You watch it on the stage and then turn on the TV. The uglier the man, the more popular he is. He is bald, narrow-minded, crooked, singing and dancing around, and his appearance fee is still sky-high Contemporary people still love this mouth. It is not enough for you to be beautiful. Now people don't like beautiful faces. People are rational, which is called aesthetic fatigue. Then let's judge ugliness. What's so ugly about it? The uglier the actor, the more popular he is; What's so hard to hear? Any broken gong is called personality. Do people in China really eat flour and rice to the top? Read a cartoon, pig eight quit hunger strike, rice? Don't want to eat! White steamed bread? Don't want to eat! The cook was impatient and angrily asked Pig what he wanted to eat. Pig Bajie shyly replied: I want to eat Wowotou. People are really nice now. What is delicious is not delicious, and what is beautiful is not delicious. Mountains are not mountains, and water is not water. But not in the Three Kingdoms period. Pretty boy is very popular. Peng Richeng was born at an inopportune time.

Mr. Lu Su is not tacky. He doesn't judge a book by its cover. After learning about Mr. Pang's talent, he enthusiastically recommended Mr. Pang as a key talent to Sun Quan, the leader. Boss Sun, you must keep Mr. Pang. This is a rare talent. Don't worry about whether Mr. Pang has a diploma or not, but his level is good. Sun Quan was really persuaded by Lu Su. Lao Lu, I have heard of the man you mentioned, and they all say that he is very talented. Come on, let's bring him here first and meet and talk. But I got jealous as soon as I met you. Sun Quan despises Pang Tong and failed the interview. What is the reason? He thinks Pang Tong is ugly. Lu Su, what kind of person do you recommend? You also said he was good. Look at him. He looks poor. How dare you hang out like this? Lao Lu, the person you recommended can't. I can't use such people here, which will damage my old corporate image. It's strange to read here. Is your boss Sun looking for Xiaomi or someone? Do you care what they look like? This made the boss Lu Su lose face and have a big neck. But he doesn't count, and he has to listen to Secretary Sun.

Lu Su is not as narrow-minded as Zhou Yu. If your boss Sun doesn't use it, he will be killed. We can't let the enemy use it. Lu Su said awkwardly, Mr. Pang, what about Mr. Sun? Forget it. Maybe Mr. Sun is in trouble and can't arrange you. Tell you what, try Mr. Liu Bei. Liu Ye, the boss, is hiring. If you go to Liu's company, your treatment in all aspects will certainly be right. I will write you another letter of recommendation. Writing here, I really feel that Mr. Lu Su is a Bole who cherishes talents. People who can't use themselves can recommend them to the enemy. According to the viewpoint of class struggle, Lu Su did have a position problem. Didn't it drive the fish for the garden and the birds for the forest, which encouraged the enemy's strength? You really should be beheaded. But according to the principle of economic integration, Mr. Lu Su is not wrong, and human resources are enjoyed.

Regardless of Lu Su, let's talk about Pang Tong.

Pang Tong came out of Sun Quan in shame and ran to Liu Bei for a job with a letter of introduction from Lu Su. Before that, Zhuge Liang had written a letter of recommendation to Pang Tong, which was in his pocket. But Pang Tong didn't expect, readers didn't expect, this Liu Huangshu also has a problem of judging people by their appearances (this is a common fault of human beings, right? ), I also interviewed Pang Unify as soon as I started, and one hundred people looked down upon her kindness and generosity. What happened this time? Just like Sun Quan, judge a book by its cover and think Pang Tong is ugly. Fortunately, Liu Bei didn't engage in closed-doorism like Sun Quan, and he didn't like it. He was very polite and left Pang Tong behind. Mr. Pang came all the way here, so I have to give you a reason. He sent Mr. Pang to the county as the county magistrate. Only this, Liu Bei is much stronger than the current general business owners. He despises you at first sight, so let you go quickly. He doesn't want to stay for a minute. In fact, if you look carefully, maybe he is a talent. Today's bosses are all awesome, just like Sun Quan. Liu Bei is not like this. I despise you, but you are a talented person and a social celebrity after all. I'll at least find you a meal to eat. At least I was pawned by a county magistrate. But Pang Tong wasn't satisfied? This is far from his expectation. He went to the office full of unhappiness.

That is to say, Pang Tong met a hard nail with Sun Quan. Liu Bei and I hit a soft nail here.

After reading the romance of the Three Kingdoms, I don't believe it. Is it because Pang Tong is ugly that Liu Bei despises Pang Tong? This is not right. Liu Bei has admired Mr Pang Shiyuan for a long time. Before I visited Zhuge Liang, the whole world was crazy about finding Mr. Pang. Even if someone provides a clue to Mr. Pang, Liu Bei will get a bonus. It's no different from those crazy super groupies of our time. I probably dreamed of getting Mr. Pang to sign something. How come? This meeting, you think people are not good-looking? You Liu Bei are not looking for a female secretary or object for your daughter, are you? According to Liu Bei's character, this is all wrong. If you guess deeply, Liu Bei moved his mind, and he should be afraid that Zhuge Liang would be unhappy. He still doesn't know what Zhuge Liang thinks. As the saying goes, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain. Do you have a problem with Mr Pang and Zhuge Liang? You intellectuals love to quarrel. Why don't you stop having deep personal prejudice? You will work in my company now. Can Mr. Zhuge Liang agree? Zhuge Liang doesn't agree, I can't hit this pole. Is my old Liu's business still closed? Your old gentleman should find a place to cool off first. Mr Zhuge Liang is on a business trip now. I will discuss it with him when he comes back.

This should be Liu Bei's true intention. How can you say that boss Liu Can is the supreme leader? All right.

Actually, Pang Tong is also playing with tickets. He has letters of recommendation from Zhuge Liang and Lu Su in his pocket. He just won't take it out, as if he would try it himself. There is another problem. Pang Tong's handling of this matter is obviously futile. Since there are personal letters from Zhuge Liang and Lu Su, why not take them out? Otherwise, don't let Lu Su and Zhuge Liang write letters of recommendation. You are not good-looking, you should know it yourself. Without the warm introduction and recommendation of friends, which big boss can know you? When you grow up like this and put you in a company, what you come out and go in really affects the corporate image. It would be different if you were introduced by a respectable friend. But this Pang Tong is a little short-tempered, so he has a bad temper. I thought your boss Liu didn't understand me. Well, we'll see. I want to show you something.

To put it mildly, Pang Tong is better. To put it bluntly, this is also a bad habit of intellectuals. Scream!

The following play is quite interesting. Zhuge Liang came back from a business trip. As soon as he came back, he asked Liu Bei and Boss Liu what the new Mr. Pang Tong was doing. Zhuge Liang thought that Liu Bei was not allowed to give Pang Tong an important job. Liu Beiting was embarrassed and said, I'm really sorry. I put Mr. Pang aside. Liu Bei is actually very clever. Anyway, I have to sell you this favor. You said to use Pang, so we used him. You said no, we don't have to. How well Zhuge Liang knows. Of course he knows that this is the big boss selling human feelings to him. Boss Liu, Lao Pang is a talented person. How can you make him a small county magistrate? All right, let's get old Pang back quickly.

The play is not over yet. There are two points. Zhuge Liang is discussing with Liu Bei how to arrange Mr. Pang's work here, while Zhang Fei is there to inspect the work. Lao Zhang visited Pang Tong County. The Pang Tong county magistrate is lying asleep, according to the book, namely? I should ignore the lawsuit about money and food. ? That is to say, regardless of government affairs, Pang County does nothing. Many official duties have been delayed. See, all the bad habits of intellectuals have come out. Didn't you Liu Bei not reuse me? I haven't given you a good job yet. There is a lot of work in the county, which has been thrown aside. Zhang Fei is so responsible. This is my big brother's business. Don't you dare delay. Well, Zhang Laosan is angry. Actually, Pang Tong is waiting for you to get angry. Come on, see what I can do. Deal with official business on the spot, take a time. Three times five divided by two, that's all. Turning to ask Zhang Fei, Lao Zhang, what do you think of me? Is there anything else delayed? Master Zhang took it. Pang, you can do it. Genius. Why did my eldest brother make you a small county magistrate? No, I have to tell my eldest brother about this. This is also within the planning of Pang Tong. Zhang Fei became a witness. The plot looks good to read, but the detailed analysis is a bit awkward. Pang Tong is a bit of a show. Think about it. You'll get rid of all the backlog after a while? Have you investigated everything here? If handled in such a hurry, there will be unjust, false and wrong cases. But pang county magistrate can do a lot of things. Anyway, I'm done.

The play will come to an end. Zhang Fei hurried to take Mr. Pang back. Zhang Fei must have shouted when he entered the door: Brother, how did this Mr Pang become a county magistrate? This is a great gift. It needs to be reused. Liu Bei quickly made amends: I'm really sorry, Mr. Pang. I am clumsy, rude, uneducated and ignorant of talents (I certainly won't admit that I was looking for Pang Tong all over the world). Please forgive me. Zhuge Liang also made amends: Old Pang, look at this, just pretend I'm not at home. I have wronged you these days. The next step is to set the table, serve good wine and food, and formally welcome Mr. Pang. This face is enough. Pang Tong must be incredibly beautiful in his heart. Boss Liu is not bad. In fact, he got into the trap set by Liu Bei. Aren't you an intellectual trying to save face? Here you are. That's enough for you. You work hard.

Liu Bei gave Pang Tongfeng the position of deputy military adviser. Also under Zhuge Liang. This is called too much water to kick down the ladder. Mr Feng Xiao, you are capable again, but you are also a latecomer. If Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang are compared to the relationship between husband and wife, you Pang Shiyuan are mistresses. You can't surpass Zhuge Shijun (probably the salary is different from Zhuge Liang, at least the bonus at the end of the year is different. Of course, Liu Bei stole a red envelope for you at the end of the year. Liu Bei dotes on you again, and his first wife is the master. In fact, Liu Bei knew that Pang Shiyuan was capable, otherwise he would not let Pang Tong follow him when he marched into Chengdu. But, who let you old pang come late? First come, first served is the practice since ancient times. Fortunately, Pang Tong was quite happy, and it was settled. Liu Bei is very clever. It should be said that he took great pains to make such an arrangement. There is a strategic issue of uniting intellectuals.

Pang Tong did give Liu Bei many good ideas, but Liu Bei was useless. Like throwing a banquet to kill Liu Zhang. Liu Bei can't do it. In fact, Liu Bei is putting on a show. You are soft-hearted. Why should you take somebody else's territory? Seeing that Chengdu is about to be hit, Zhuge Liang is also busy writing letters to let Liu Bei take it easy. Maybe Pang Tong wants to show himself too much. He was eager for quick success and instant benefit, regardless of the danger, and urged Liu Bei to send troops to attack and die on the falling wind slope. He is thirty-one years old. It's a pity to be young. Talking about songs, I guess this is because Lao Pang's mind is too small. He is eager to make a contribution. Don't you all think I'm late and have a short life? Ok, I'll show you something practical. I want to surpass Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang wrote to tell them to be steady, but Lao Pang guessed that Zhuge Liang was jealous of him. That's why we ventured into the army and had a fatal robbery.

Might as well make a wild guess, if Pang Tong dies, put this deputy strategist to the end, and wait until after Liu Bei's death, when Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang have a * * * relationship, can these two people pee in a pot? It's true. Blunt Pang Tong has been speculating about Zhuge Liang's plot, two people together * * *, play or not? Very close. Good people are always idealistic. For example, when two capable people are together, they mostly guess how they learn from each other's strengths and how to unite sincerely, and rarely think about their mutual suspicion, competition and frame-up. This kind of thing has always happened in China and abroad. People? This seems to be a weakness. For example, Sun Bin and Pang Juan, Li Si and Han Feizi in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. I am a classmate. What could be more cordial than a classmate? If two people are not together, it is probably great. Mention each other, oneself also glorious, that's my classmate. But together? Make trouble and murder. This Pang Tong may have really died young. If he dies later, what new things will happen between him and Zhuge Liang?

Give another contemporary example. Just call him Zhang San, a writer who talks about songs. He is a cadre and has some power. A writer from other provinces named Li Si is more recognized. They met once by chance. Zhang San is a warm-hearted person. When he learned that Li Si was in a bad situation in his original unit, he strongly recommended it to his superiors, transferred Li Si, arranged his position and gave him a house. Supposedly, this matter is a great kindness to Li Si. Where's Li Si? Who would have thought that shortly after he was transferred, he repaired Zhang San by conspiracy. So that in the end, Zhang San had no place to stand. Many writers know this. What can we say to Li Si except that Zhang San is short-sighted and ungrateful? It's hard to say. What? He may be Reese, or he may be someone like Pang Juan. I met Zhang San that day and advised him to relax. He smiled helplessly at Zhang San. What if I can't relax? This is a lesson in my life. ?

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Writing here and talking about songs reminds me of the frequent infighting among intellectuals. Talking about songs is a little cold in my heart.