Who knows riddles

Q: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Let's play an idiom.

A: The facts are clear.

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

A: Pears (ions) are hot.

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he always gives people a helping hand.

Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

A: Betel nut

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

Answer: Because in the sky (field)

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy.

Yes, why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing is posted on it, and the queue is there.

Fruit is still stuffy, why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

Q: A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! What's the name of that tree?

Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree)

Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? !

They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? !

Q: Why do silkworm babies have money?

Answer: Because silkworms can cocoon (thrifty).

Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion?

A: Wolves, because of Momotaro.

Q: What is God's vehicle?

Baby, magic (riding) baby

Q: Xiaobai, Huang Xiao and Xiaolan all have long-distance buses. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).

Q: Xiao Bai+Xiao Bai =?

A: White Rabbit (Xiaobaier)

Q what should I do at 12 in the evening?

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Q grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom?

Grandpa → Because every night I think of my mother's words, my tears are shining. .......

Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Q: Why aren't temples built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

Q: There are two sisters in conjoined twins, one is Mary and the other is Mary. Excuse me?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q: Is there anything that can make you typing effortless and comfortable?

doze off

Isn't it illegal to steal?

laugh to oneself

Q Mayflower and Lily have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

Which cartoon character is fattest?

Peter Pan → Because of Fat (Flying) and Fat Peter Pan.

Q Who can whistle when brushing your teeth?

People with false teeth

Q Xiaoming economist cut the wall to draw light, why was he killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

Q: How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately?

Bare feet

Q: What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

Who was the first to be called to support, the kitten, the puppy or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)