The joke story of Balagencang

Balagencang sympathizes with the people's sufferings, upholds justice for poor herdsmen who are insulted and damaged everywhere, and points the finger at cruel, violent, decadent monks and vulgar rulers and their ideological systems-religious superstitions and feudal ethics. Bureaucrats, shepherds and upper-level lamas accused him of being a "rogue" and a "liar" and persecuted him, but he was defeated tactfully every time. Among the poor, Balagencang is welcomed and praised everywhere. "Where the wind blows, people all know the name of Balagen Cang. Wherever Balagencang goes, there is home and many friends. " He is a figure with a deep mass base.

Balagencang's story also reveals the evil and ugliness of the characters with exaggerated and grotesque irony, which is humorous and full of wisdom. Its language is fresh, simple and sharp. The plot structure is riddled with holes, and the finishing touch is often set at the key point or the end of the story. Once uncovered, it is full of fun, so that readers can understand the profound truth in laughter.

Balagencang is a Uliger with the theme of shaping ideal figures and praising national wisdom. Wisdom is man's ability to conquer nature and transform society. The Story of Balagencang is a masterpiece of Mongolian folk satire literature, which belongs to the same category as the story of two generations of love between Agudunba and Uygur in Tibet. Balagencang is not a real person. He is an ideal figure invented by Mongolian working people according to their own wishes and a representative of wisdom. In Mongolia, because people in different regions and times call some stories created by themselves Balagencang stories, new stories are constantly produced, gradually forming a unique and huge story group.

Balagencang and Tubayan

Author: Bagna reposted from: "The Folktale of Galois" Click: 207

Marry a wife

Balagencang and Sharon Gao Wa are in love. But people say this marriage will never happen.

It turns out that Sharon Gao Wa is the daughter of Baldbayan. Bald Bayan, who is less than three feet tall, is not much thinner than the wheels of a Lele car. The head of the basket is so big and bald that there is not even a hair. From a distance, it looks like a big cloth bag with a shiny bald gourd on it. He doesn't have to say anything, so it's hard to say a word. It will take him a long time to talk. Although there are countless cattle and horses in Baldbayan's family, he is a greedy ghost who wants to screw out some oil when he sees a dry bone stick. The poor people who work for him, the more years they work, the more money they owe him; Entering his door is really like entering a mud pond, sinking deeper and deeper. Slaves and herders really hate him.

Tobayan has three daughters. The eldest daughter married Merlin, and the second daughter married Zalan (Merlin and Zalan are both officials of the king). The third daughter, Sharon Gao Wa, is actually the child of a slave girl. Bald Bayan spoiled the slave girl and killed her husband. Poor Sharon Gao Wa has been herding sheep for Bald Bayan like a little slave since she was eight years old.

Only when the millet is fried crisp, people will say it is fragrant after eating it; Only when a girl grows up will someone pay attention to her beauty. Sharon Gao Wa has grown up, and her eyes are darker and brighter than black gems; Her face is whiter and more beautiful than Bai Mudan's, and her figure is more beautiful than lilies. Her singing is clearer than larks. The old shepherd loves her diligence and simplicity; Young people love to sing and graze with her; Bald Bayan and his first one-eyed wife changed their minds when they saw that the girl was so beautiful, insisting that she was bald Bayan's third daughter. Think of her as a cash cow and marry a rich woman.

Apricot blossoms have bloomed eighteen times, chrysanthemums have withered eighteen times, and the beautiful Sharon Gao Wa is eighteen years old. I have chosen from Bayan, but I haven't found a son-in-law who satisfies him. In fact, the girl already has someone in her heart, that is, Balagencang.

One day, when the cock crowed, Baldbayan heard someone calling for a horse outside the village. The sun is out, and it's still noisy outside. He wants to know, what does it do? He rubbed his swollen eyes and asked outside, "Hey, housekeeper, hey, who is yelling at the horse outside?"

The housekeeper came in, greeted him and said, "I heard it was a wild animal husbandry in the west, and went to Na Ren Lake to go to Aote." (Go to Ott and wander far away. )

It's ringing in the southeast, and there are waves of noise outside. Bald Bayan asked again, "Hey, housekeeper, hey, how do people outside call horses?"

The housekeeper came in and told him, "It's still the Nuoyan herd."

Hearing this, Bald Bayan is a little unbelievable. He stood up and went out like a duck. He saw it and drank it. This group of cows, horses and sheep has no head in front and no tail behind. Ask this question and answer "it's a shame." Ask that, or answer: "Jin Cang Nuo Yan."

Bald Bayan was a little tempted: "Songga Lin is long, with a head and a tail. Why doesn't Nohiko Kanakura's herd even have a head and a tail? " When Bald Bayan saw the "God of Wealth" coming, he went out in person. When I asked the shepherd who followed the cattle, the shepherd said that he could get here without a word. Hearing this, the bald Bo Yan limped and dragged quickly, striding back. In one order, people were asked to kill long-tailed cows, flat-tailed sheep, 998 1 domestic slaves, mat makers and house builders. He invited several glib people to help him as a matchmaker.

The next day, at dawn, they ran out and stood by the road. He was afraid that Noyan would go the other way, so he sent sixteen scouts to probe the letter from all directions. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait until the sun hits the mountain, and when the horse comes back, Jin Cangnuo Yan Xi will arrive. He was even more afraid to leave this place and stood there waiting respectfully. After another meal, suddenly, Ma Zha rang the doorbell and a cavalry came from a distance. Bald Bayan saw it and immediately became a promising, young and handsome man. When asked, it really is Jin Cang Nuo Yan. He quickly stepped forward and grabbed the horse's head, glanced around, said a thousand words, and invited Nohiko Kanakura to his home.

I washed my face, drank tea and went to the party. After eating for a while, Baldbayan called Sharon Gao Wa, filled the guests with wine and made up a story: "Nothing, nothing, no face, why did I dream that the sun set in our hospital at night?" Please ask the Lama to do the math. The Lama said that there are distinguished guests coming today. Some people say that this noble person is predestined friends with my daughter. No, I'm climbing. I want my daughter to wait for Nuoyan. Noyan won't refuse! "Bald bayan say that finish, afraid of nohiko blame him take the liberty of, again afraid nohiko don't agree. He cocked his neck and stared at Nuoyan. Noyan sat in silence for a long time before saying, "Bo Yan, as the old saying goes, men should marry when they are older, and women should marry when they are older. "But jincang is still young. Let's talk about it later! " Hearing this, Baldbayan quickly said, "Stop it, Noyan, you should have a wedding long ago. You still don't have a daughter? " Hearing this, Jin Cang smiled and said, "Bayan, we Mongols have an old saying that the phoenix can only fall on the plane tree." It's not that Jin Cang doesn't love, but that Jin Cang doesn't deserve to marry Bayan. Bayan, choose another high gate! "As soon as the bald Bayan heard the sound of opening the door, he reached out to wipe the sweat on his face. He quickly said, "Hey, as long as you don't feel guilty, don't refuse!" " Jin Cang Nuo Yan hesitated for a long time after hearing this, but still shook her head and said, "Bo Yan, no! "betrothal, this is a great event, according to my gold warehouse, at least I have to bring enough pounds of gems and bowls of pearls as betrothal gifts! When I came out this time, I just walked with the sheep and didn't bring anything. How can I get engaged hastily? Let's talk about it later! " A listen to Jin Cang Nuo Yan so much, bald Bo Yan more afraid to let go, hurriedly said "nothing, nothing, nothing Yan, what's the dowry! If you are interested, send it later! " Bald Bayan said, his swollen eyes staring at the invited matchmaker, who surrounded him like a dog in the grave. This pour wine; That cloth plate; This means that this is the best match for marriage; Having said that, nails are nails and rivets are rivets. I wish I could go to the stadium some day!

Unable to refuse, Nohiko Kanakura married Sharon Gao Wa that night. Seven days later, Noyan and Sharon Gao Wa left together. Bald Bayan waited for pearls and jewels today and pearls and jewels tomorrow, but they never came. It took a long time to know that Nohiko Jincang was originally a Balagencang, and the herd was originally composed of neighboring herders. Seeing that the cattle have no head or tail, they are actually just driving the cattle from Dongshan to Xishan. Bald Bayan was taken in, but the slaves and herders lifted their hatred.

Thousands of miles of pony eggs

Tubayan was taken in by Balagencang. He hated Balagencang and slave herders. But he was fooled and humiliated, so it is not easy to have a direct attack. He came up with a way of "the wool is on the sheep". In the name of his 60th birthday, he sent a housekeeper to collect rent, collect debts and send birthday gifts by force. This can make the grassland cry. The herder asked Balagencang for an idea, and Balagencang said he had an idea.

In a blink of an eye, this day has arrived. Bald Bayan's big uncle, second uncle, a merlin and a Zalan should all show their prestige and domineering. I hung my robe short, rode a tough horse, carried a slave house, and went to pay my respects with various birthday gifts. On the way, two people met and said hello, and the two teams came together.

Uncle Yi and Er knew that Balakan could not afford a birthday present and wanted to "humiliate" him. When they passed the house where Balagencang lived, the big uncle stopped the horse and shouted, "Balagencang, go, go and celebrate the birthday of the old man!" " The second uncle also stopped the horse and shouted, "Balagen Cang, you can't get your birthday present, call the government to carry it!" " Two people shouted for a long time, and Balagen Cang came out. They seem to have just woken up. They looked at the sky and said, "Wow, it's still early. You two can fly slowly first. I will go there after dinner! " Sister-in-law, you and Uncle laughed and said, "When you get there after dinner, it will be dark one day. We'll get you a horse! " Balagencang simply ignored it. As he walked back, he said, "Go ahead, I have a pony in Balagencang. So far, a pack of cigarettes can take me there. " The eldest brother and the second uncle didn't believe it, smiled for a while and left.

When Balagencang saw that they had gone far, he turned into the courtyard, rode on the little black donkey, cut across the mountains and went straight to Tubayan's home.

Elder sister-in-law, it's slower for you and your second uncle to take the birthday present, the government and the road. When they arrived at Baldbayan's home, Balagencang had already drunk a pot of tea. When they arrived at the house, they were all startled by the sight of Balagencang. Quickly asked, "Do you really have a pony?" Without looking up, Balagencang asked casually, "Have I lied to you for a long time?" When Bald Bayan heard about Li Qian Ju, he quickly asked, "What's the matter?" Hey, hey, what's going on? "Big uncle, second uncle, you talked about it one by one.

A rich man is like a pig, a guy who only remembers eating but not fighting. Although I am afraid of being fooled, I see the benefits and forget the disadvantages. Bald Bayan is a blind fly. He bites at the sight of meat. It is said that there are thousands of ponies in Balagencang, and the big uncle and the second uncle are watching. Therefore, although Balagencang didn't bring any birthday present today, he was very attentive to Balayan's hospitality. When the first and second uncles left, he deliberately left the Balagen warehouse. His smiling eyes narrowed into a crack, boasting and awesome. He kept saying, "Koko, Koko, Balagencang, I never heard what they said about you. I don't think about others, I always think about you! " Balagencang also smiled and said, "Yes, I have been thinking about you!" " "

Bald Bayan detoured back to the topic: "Ku, Ku, barragan, my generation is satisfied, but unfortunately, there is no pony yet." This time, you have to leave me the pony anyway! "

Hearing this, Balagencang pretended to be surprised and repeatedly said, "Oh, that won't do. Wings are the legs of vultures; How can you travel around without a pony in Balagencang? "

Hey, Balagencang, you have been to many places and seen many things. Buy another one. We have no money! "The first wife with one eye also plugged in.

Barak told Cang immediately, "Old lady, you can't buy this pony. A female dragon gives birth to an egg for sixty years, and an egg can only hold such a pony! "

"Egg hug?"

"Yes, this is my first year to a friend's house in the East China Sea. His ancestors gave him three eggs and he took one. I said I bought one for 3,200 silver, and your girl held it for 7749 days before she took it out. "

Baldbayan heard that there was another colt egg, so he quickly asked the housekeeper to weigh 3200 taels of silver and let Balagencang buy the colt egg. Unable to "refuse", Balagencang pretended to be helpless and left with the money.

After Balagencang went home to divide the poor shepherd, he went to the field to find a bowl of watermelon balls, and went back to the left layer of paper in the house, and the right layer of paper was pasted. Paste it bright and round, and then wax it. Turn it over. Turn it over. No trace. The next morning, I rode on the donkey and deliberately ran the donkey all over in sweat and ran to the home of Baldbayan. Bald Bayan saw that this egg was really different from other eggs, and quickly asked the first wife to lay a duck feather pad to "hug" it.

This is a pony egg bought with 3.2 thousand silver! The first one-eyed wife was really interested. Sitting on the kang, rummaging day by day. It is hot on the kang, and she is afraid of scalding "eggs"; The kang is cold, and she is afraid of "cooling" the eggs; Bald Bayan wants to see it. She is afraid of flashing "eggs".

Turn it over, turn it over and touch it over and over again. Hug, hug, hug for 28 days. The melon ball is rotten. The first wife with only one eye was soft, and she was a little hairy at the sight of "eggs". Bald Bayan said, "Why is this egg soft?"

"Widowed?" Bald Bayan is also a little hairy. But this is a colt egg bought for 3.2 thousand silver! He crustily skin of head and asked his wife to give him another hug.

Hugging for another seven days. When this "egg" is touched, it will come out of the hole and drip soup. The first one-eyed wife said she wouldn't hold anything. Tubayan said she didn't hold it well. She said Tubayan was taken in by Balagan again. After quarreling for a while, I had to throw away the eggs. When he threw the eggs into the yard, he was afraid that the slaves would know to laugh at him. He took it to a pit outside the chariot, looked at the "egg" again and threw it into the pit.

Coincidentally, there is "Zapunk" (grass name) in this pit, and a rabbit is crawling under Zapunk. Bald Bayan dropped the egg and landed on the rabbit. Once the "egg" is broken, the yellow watermelon soup falls all over the rabbit. Surprised, the rabbit jumped into the well and ran to the southeast. Bald Bayan tried to catch it, but it was too late. He turned around and scolded his first wife with one eye: "I told you to hold it for two more days, so you didn't hold it." Damn it, as soon as I threw the egg, the pony ran to the southeast. "

"Well, why don't you run two steps to catch it!"

"Maxima, so fast, can I catch up!"

Long gong qu Bao

Once upon a time, there was an innocent shepherd on the grassland. Every few years, he forced a slave girl to get married with an axe, and he was beaten by a slave girl at will. Because he has no humanity, herders call him Mu Aohai Bayan.

Once, Mu Aohai Bayan was forcing a herdsman to give him his beautiful daughter as his seventh wife. Just when the herdsman's father and daughter were forced to die, I didn't want Balagencang to get two fast horses for his father and daughter and tell them to escape overnight.

Mu Aohai was annoyed that he didn't get the fat in his mouth. This cruel bully herdsman sent someone to catch barragan overnight, tied him up with a rope and threw him into the river.

Unexpectedly, the water in Balagan warehouse is very good. After three and two turns in the water, he untied the rope and swam home along the current.

The next morning, he went to Bayan's home in Mu 'aohai with a silver ingot.

Mu Aohai Bayan fell back two or three steps when he saw Balagen Cang, but Balagen greeted him unhurriedly.

When Mu Aobayan saw Balagencang holding a big treasure, he was not afraid. He quickly asked, "Where are you from?"

"Alas," Balagencang sighed, "you sent me back to the river yesterday. When I think about it, you treat me like a bad person and die! But when I was in the water, I heard someone say hello:' Balagen Cang'. I don't think it's a kid sent by the prince. But when I opened my eyes, I saw a rich official than Noyan. It turns out that he is the Dragon King. Who knows, he knows you, and when he hears that you are my master, he won't ask me to leave, but he will definitely keep me for dinner. After I eat, it's not enough. He led me to a room, which is bigger than our yard. There are many things in it, including red, green, gold and silver, and some are like ice trees ... "

"Oh, that's coral!"

"I don't know what a mountain tiger is and what a mountain rabbit is. I know this silver ingot. I'll bring one back. The old dragon king urged me to go often when I left. He said that the gate of the Dragon Palace opened in the morning. "

When Balagencang said this, he smiled and complained about a Mu Aohai Bayan and his first wife, complaining that Balagencang didn't understand the goods. When he heard the Dragon Palace open in the morning of September, his heart came alive again. He kept asking Balagencang to take him there.

Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Balagencang said solemnly, "Although you don't believe others' bad words, you can't just leave. What should I do if I am fooled by the Dragon King? This time, I'll go down first in the morning. If the Dragon Palace door opens, I will surf in the water. When I wave, you tie a long rope around your waist and let your eldest wife pull the rope. If I praise you, she will pull you up with a rope, and I will tear you to pieces. If I don't lie to you, I will wave in the water, and then she will go down and we will go to the Dragon Palace. "

As soon as Mu Aohai Bayan heard that Balagencang was a good idea, he agreed. He was afraid that others would know about it and take the treasure. In the morning, he quietly took his first wife to the river. Balagencang waved in the water and he got into the water. He jumped up when he entered the water. His first wife thought she was greeting him and jumped in.

From then on, this Mu Aohai Bayan and his first wife never came back.