Shuimuran fortune-telling

Guo Qihong's "bosom friend" script-ending

[One afternoon.

[Beijing Dongzhimen Xinghuatian Teahouse.

The stage style is the same as the first act.

[leisurely, the sound of horses' hooves, whips, drivers, running water and paddling; Vaguely, octagonal drums, nothing to do, or lotus floating in the air, vaguely heard a hoarse and desolate words: "Why do gods trap heroes ..."

The crisp apricot blossom days in autumn are much colder, the reeds and willows on the far shore turn yellow, and the boats seem to be a little less. Not far away, the "drunken paradise" is still there, still a piece of red cloth two or three feet long, hanging on the door. It's old, and the door light is still hanging high. Big book "HongXi" deficit, broken.

【 apricot blossom day business is light, still put four tables, but there is only one customer, that is, Gu Zhenguan, about to return to the south, and stopped by accident.

[The female boss apricot flower has long lost her previous watery strength. At the moment, she is chatting with Gu Zhenguan.

Xinghuaer: (looking at Gu Zhenguan's umbrella) Are you going to the south, sir?

Gu Zhenguan: Back to my hometown.

Xinghuaer: Oh! Look, sir, this attitude is like a southerner. Sir, your hometown is a treasure. ...

Gu Zhenguan: Wuxi, Jiangnan.

Xinghuaer: Nice place! (Seeing the sharp-eyed guests coming, I rushed forward) Please sit down!

A woman wearing a scarf came from outside. She is Wu Wenrou.

Wu Wenrou: (timidly) Can I buy a bowl of tea?

Xinghua 'er: Look at what you said, I can't wait!

Gu Zhenguan: (deja vu, at first glance) It's ... Wu's little sister!

Wu Wenrou: (Surprise) Third Brother! Ah, Xiangfu's people said you were missing. ...

Gu Zhenguan: (smiling at Wu Wenrou) What are you? ...

Wu Wenrou: (takes off her scarf and sighs) Go back to Changzhou with her husband.

Gu Zhenguan: Does Yang's hometown have anything to do with it?

Wu Wenrou: (sighs) Dismissed from office and returned home.

Gu Zhenguan: (startled) What's the matter?

Wu Wenrou: This is still lucky. ...

Gu Zhenguan: Did you commit a crime? An honest man like Yang. ...

Wu Wenrou: Alas! A few days ago, the queen mother died, and my husband got confused and shaved his head outside the front door. ...

Xinghua 'er: (interrupting while making tea) Well, national mourning!

Wu Wenrou: Was sentenced to beheading. ...

Gu Zhenguan: (suddenly stands up) Shit!

Wu Wenrou: Don't worry, Third Brother. Later, the central people pleaded and sentenced him to exile in Shangyangbao. I haven't set out yet, and I have already alarmed the emperor. The emperor said, forget it, Yang is a bookworm, let him go home!

Xinghua' er: The emperor released a horse. Hey! There is no sign at all, lame asshole-evil (oblique) door!

Gu Zhenguan: (suddenly remembering) Oh, your brother, Hancha ... didn't he come to see me off?

Wu Wenrou: (silent for a long time, put on the scarf, paid the copper, picked up the brewed tea, took a few steps, looked back, and looked indifferent) We didn't tell him! (After bowing his head)

Gu Zhenguan: (suddenly shouting) Come back!

[Wu gentle suddenly stopped and looked back in surprise.

Gu Zhenguan: You look down on your brother? (sadly) he has changed and become despised by everyone! But (loudly) you can't!

Wu wenrou: no? (For a moment, tit for tat) You are his confidant. Didn't you also leave Nalan Xiangfu? Legend has it that Gu Zhenguan and Wu Zhaoqian broke up!

Gu Zhenguan: (shaking his head) We didn't break up, just broke up.

Wu Wenrou: We broke up because of contempt!

Gu Zhenguan: (sighs) Actually, neither you nor I have the right to despise him, because neither you nor I have been to Ningguta.

Wu Wenrou: (silent for a long time) Third brother, I'm leaving first. (Bowing his head)

There is a noise. Cecilia Yip and Niu Ye, De Ye and that Ye came together.

Xinghua' er: (Hurriedly greeting) Gentlemen, I haven't been to the store for several days!

Deyexing: Walter, we are all old. You don't have that kind of energy like water!

Xinghuaer: Return the water? Old gang!

[Four gentlemen sit down.

Master Tong: (looking at Gu Zhenguan) This master looks familiar and dares to ask. ...

Gu Zhenguan: (Look, he looks familiar, too) Last name is Gu. ...

Mr. Tong: Mr. Gu Liangfen Gu! Oh, nice to meet you!

Grandpa: Teacher Gu, that's very kind of you!

Master Tong: Mr. Gu, a man of backbone! Oh, this is (one by one) Mr Niu, Mr de and Mr ye. ...

Master Niu: (Introduction) Master Tong!

Gu Zhenguan: Many years! Nice to meet you, nice to meet you!

Cecilia Yip: Nice to meet you, isn't it? What a good fate! (self-deprecating) Tongda Tongda, Rebecca is afraid!

Master Niu: You don't know, Mr. Gu. It was that year that we said a few disrespectful words to the emperor here. Master Tong and I were both convicted and put in prison. Long time no see! I'm as rich as silver and I've been cut (read xiāo)!

Gu Zhenguan: What? Yes, so is the flag bearer. ...

Cecilia Yip: Fortunately, if you are from China, hey, it's cheaper for you ... you have to go to Shangyangbao and Ningguta!

Grandpa De: (suddenly moved) Hey, speaking of Gu Ning, I think of that Wu Zhaoqian. I heard it's not what it used to be!

That grandpa: dung beetles has realized, and he has reached the sky in one step!

Cecilia Yip: Mr. Gu, there are rumors about you and Wu Zhaoqian, and everyone praises Mr. Gu!

Master Niu: I heard that Wu Zhaoqian is a real apple polisher!

Grandpa: That's against the boss! When he meets the flat-headed people, it's just a Smith, and the spectrum is big! Those three grandchildren, the whole snob!

Master Tong: You said that literati like this are like those kiln girls who are drunk in Taoyuan!

[They looked sideways, happy.

Grandpa Tong: Kiln Street sells meat, while literati sells hearts; Yaojie flatters, and literati flatters; Sister Yao is heartless, and the scholar is useless!

Deye: Even a word of money is indispensable!

Master Niu: Mm-hmm, it's different!

Grandpa: What's the difference?

The old child came quietly, and he was old.

Old child: (suddenly stepping forward) Hey, hey! Different, just different! (Counting boards) Playing bamboo boards, ringing all over the sky, join in the fun, gentlemen, listen to me! One is clearly marked, and the other is hypocrisy; One is looking forward to washing my hands, and the other is mourning for promotion every year; It's useless when people are old. The more bones, the more valuable they are! So it's actually different, whether it's a woman or a man! One sells enough meat; A selling heart is endless, endless!

Master Niu: You have planned everything I said, old chap!

They burst out laughing.

Gu Zhenguan: You may not be familiar with Wu Zhaoqian. Things change, things are unpredictable, and there are endless flattery, courtship, meanness and arrogance, both inferiority and arrogance, and there are more than one or two literati! To tell the truth, Ningguta is a place to destroy ambition and shame. Ningguta turns people into cattle, sheep and eagles! If you and I are both in Ningguta, who can guarantee that we are not animals?

[all speechless at the moment. Three gongs rang. Internal voice: "Close the city gate!"

【 Gu Zhenguan paid, picked up an umbrella, nodded to everyone and quietly left.

Master Tong: Have we made Wu Zhaoqian too shabby?

[Antu and Wu Zhaoqian come in.

Antu: Boss, is there a gentleman in his early forties with an umbrella and a southern accent? ...

Xinghua 'er: A native of Wuxi in the south of the Yangtze River?

Wu Zhaoqian: Yes!

Xinghua' er: Just out of town.

[Wu Zhaoqian starts to leave.

Antu: (La) The gate is closed!

[Wu Zhaoqian stands obediently.

Several tea drinkers are whispering to each other.

Master Tong: (Guess) This man looks like General Manager An, but that man, right?

Master Niu: Master Tong, this slave must have done our case!

Master Tong: But we have no evidence, so we can't afford to offend others.

Master Niu: That's right!

Master Tong: (stepping forward) Are you looking for Gu Zhenguan?

Antu: That's right!

Cecilia Yip: You must be Mr. Wu from Wu Zhaoqian.

Wu Zhaoqian: (Nodding majestically) Not bad!

Master Tong: (deliberately asking questions) Do you remember when you went out of town from here to Ningguta?

Wu Zhaoqian: (Memory hooked) Really? ...

Grandpa Tong: A tea drinker in those days.

Master Niu: Master Tong!

【 Antu also opened the memory and looked at the people in front of him without words.

[Xinghua and Laoer are also surprised and whisper to each other.

Master Tong: I dare ask Mr. Wu's works of nave in Ming Dynasty. ...

Wu Zhaoqian: (Bureaucrats) At present, libraries are set up for teaching. What will happen in the future? ...

Master Tong: Master Xiang didn't find an official exemption for your husband?

Wu Zhaoqian: (looking at Antu) This. ...

Antu: (for sure) This official must be given!

[When' tis once spoken, immediately become active, but SIRS Ye's expression suddenly changed and became familiar and cordial.

Grandpa: (probing) I don't know which department to go to?

Antu: (laughs) It hasn't been decided yet!

Grandpa: (catering) Have you ever heard of the six-character formula of "rich and poor"?

[Wu Zhaoqian shook his head contemptuously.

That grandfather: the household department is rich, the official department is expensive, the punishment department is strong, the Ministry of War is armed, the etiquette department is poor, and the Ministry of Industry is cheap. Together, it is called "wealth can't be lewd, power can't be bent, and poverty can't be moved"!

Deye: (giving advice) I think it's the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development!

Grandpa: I think it is a severe punishment!

Master Niu: I like the official department!

Grandpa Tong: The Ritual Department can make do!

Wu Zhaoqian: (feeling very comfortable all over) It's quite bent over. ...

[1 Ma Si. Xu He and the secretary are here.

[apricot blossoms smile.

Literati A: No tea, no wine!

Antuhe: (surprised to find Xu) Hello, Master Xu. ...

Xu Xueqian: (casually) Oh, passing by, I'm a little hungry!

[The scribe opens the sheep's head meat and sheep's tendon that he just bought in retail.

Xu: Chinese tea, try it!

[Wu Zhaoqian Nuo Nuo repeatedly cheered, sat down and tasted a little.

Antu: (leaning forward) Xu's adult, congratulations on your promotion to Zuodu empire ...

[Hearing this, Wu Zhaoqian was quite surprised. He was eager to salute. ...

Xu Xueqian: (Hold down Wu Zhaoqian and reply to Antu) Chief Xiang Fu, the news is fast! Hey, you try it.

Antu: How inappropriate! (It's still standing, but it's fun to hold meat with chopsticks.) I heard from the master that this thing tastes the best and that it was created by the ancients. Everything beside the word sheep is good, beautiful, kind and auspicious. ...

Xu Xueqian: (coldly) Nothing, right? Inferiority is poor, and it also comes from sheep. Illness is called illness, and it comes from innocent diseases. Also comes from sheep, shame, poverty, sheep. Speak ill first, read bad (Chai Yinping), what are the benefits of being a poor policeman and a servant? Of course, it is a good job to work in the main hall! (squint Antu)

[Antu is very embarrassed.

Wu Zhaoqian: (All smiles) Master Xu coughed and spat at Zhuyu. According to research, a gentle hiss is half of Shuowen! On learning, since the Tang and Song Dynasties, only one person can compete. ...

X: (interested) Who is it?

Wu Zhaoqian: (with a pious face) Master Zhu Xi and Master Zhu Fu!

Xu Xueqian: (laughs) Hancha, after hearing what you said, I think of a strange thing. The first time I went to Lushan Mountain and visited the Bailudong Academy where Zhu and Zhu gave lectures, I felt strange when I entered the door, huh? I have been to this place!

Wu Zhaoqian: Oh, that's weird. Is there a fate?

X: Hmm! So familiar! I pointed out the winding path, cloister and landscape direction one by one, and all of them have come true! At this moment, a voice sounded in my ear, "Mr. Huian, hope that you are well"! I looked around and there was no one! Huian, is it Zhu's nickname? I suddenly understood that I am Zhu's reincarnation!

Wu Zhaoqian: (slapping his thigh) Yes! Master Xu was a master of Xizhu in his last life! (one hand) Zhuzi!

Antu: (Please) Xu ... Zhu Fuzi and Zi Zhuzi, you must be prophets!

Xu Xueqian: (flirting) What? Do you want to tell a fortune? Looking for a future?

Antu: (nodding and bowing) Please advise!

Xu Xueqian: (thoughtfully, deliberately playing tricks) Write a word!

Antu: (to himself) What should I write? (Seeing apricot flowers walking back and forth, she wrote the word "female")

Xu: (at first glance) a word "female" ... (suddenly angry) big killer! Big killer!

Antu: (horrified) My Lord!

Xu: "Woman" and "An" are headless! You'll lose your mind!

Antu: (callous) What should I do?

Xu: Go back to the Lotus Bubble and hide! Go back now!

[Antu is drifting away.

Xu: White clouds and pale dogs, the tomb has been moved to the valley. The hunters fell into their own nets, and Pearl's comrades-in-arms joined in!

Wu Zhaoqian: (frightened to disgrace) Huh? Reason, reason ... What?

All the tea drinkers pricked up their ears, even Xinghua and Lao Er stopped talking.

Xu: Eight counts of impeaching Pearl! One of them has something to do with you ...

Wu Zhaoqian: (turning pale with fear) I, I, I ... (suddenly slipping to the ground)

[The scribe picks up Wu Zhaoqian.

Xu: The ransom that Pearl let you come back, the ransom donated by dozens of families at the beginning, and the tens of thousands of glistening silver were swallowed at once!

Wu Zhaoqian: (muttering in a low voice) He said it was in the national treasury. ...

Xu Xueqian: The emperor is angry! It is said that the pearl is to please others to buy people's hearts, take advantage of it, be loyal as a traitor, and bring disaster to the country and the people. Free Wuyingdian University on the spot! Hey, windfall makes trouble!

Wu Zhaoqian: (dripping with cold sweat, kneeling down) My Lord, give me a hand. You have the right. ...

Xu: Knowing the truth has power. Get up! Are you going back to Lianhua Paozi or to Cheng Nan with me?

Wu Zhaoqian: Slaves and adults go back to Nan! (Stand up, humbly) Oh, Kunshan, the hometown of adults, and Wujiang, the hometown of slaves, are only separated by hundreds of miles. ...

Xu: (Unfortunately) After all, we are fellow villagers in the south of the Yangtze River! Let's go! (Out of the apricot blossom sky)

Wu Zhaoqian: (kneeling sideways) Yes, yes, yes, yes ... (following Xu Qianxue and the literati Jia)

Xu Xueqian: (suddenly stops, stupefied) Listen, what's that noise?

[faint piano sound.

[Naran Xingde voiceover: "Throughout the ages, there are only three real words in the world! Poems by Li Ling and Su Wu in Han Dynasty, nostalgic poems by Xiang Embroidery in Jin Dynasty, and Golden Deer Song in Gu Zhenguan today! "

[Ji Yun's Song:] ... Words and Fu must be written less from now on, and the soul and soul should be kept together ... "

Wu Zhaoqian: (blankly) No! Oh, it's the sound of water, the sound of rowing. ...

Xu Xueqian: (Listening attentively) No. ...

[On the awning, Gu Zhenguan floated forward. A beam of white light chased Gu Zhenguan.

The Qing court set up a coral bureau, and scientific research became a literary prison.

Wuzhong talented person was sentenced to exile, and the dream of Hehan was difficult to continue!

The dust settled and went to the wild hazel. The canal looked sparkling.

Waving at Shi Jing Wild Teahouse, I want to open the spring in the north.

Tuò (Tuò) is closed at dusk, and people at the border are pushed out behind the door.

People's hearts are old rain, and mountains and rivers are concerned about Liang Fen.

The stone country saves the sage and sits in the pavilion, and the autumn returns to the spring cold and warms up.

My heart is full of pimples, but I still feel that my feelings are long and short.

The golden wisp turned into a storm, and the son of Dunjiao burst into tears.

Throughout the ancient and modern mantras, there are only three chapters in the world:

He Liangsheng didn't leave a long grudge, but Yang Shan was a dead friend.

Don't make the gods cry, and swear to return to Hancha's hometown.

The teacher's pearl is a banquet, and the giant is in the west seat;

In order to save a bosom friend, everyone is full, let alone dripping water.

Fen Liang made a big pot, but the rest of the wine was changed.

Bend your knees and turn white hair, and pray to the wall at dusk.

It is also floating on the water for a long time (hùn), and the fish screen has experienced several autumn.

Tears lasted for 3600 days, and the sound of nature resounded through the waterside building.

Wu survived, and he wanted to fold flowers and sing as a reward.

Who knows that one pillow has three dreams, and the theory of two differences in form and spirit is still resting.

Heroism is replaced by market gas, and clean flow becomes sediment flow.

The old friend finally lost his tongue, and the sky was full of sorrow.

After more than 20 years of ups and downs, zhūn zhān won the East Water and injected it into the West Water.

In the end, there was no snap, and everyone passed out alone.

Old clothes follow the old road, and empty cooking goes to Wan Li Road.

Once I broke up, I thought a lot, but I was sad and didn't cry.

Ningguta was robbed of the abyss, and the tyrant died of moths.

I've been reborn all my life, but a few of them are still thousands of miles away!

Never being disloyal and intolerant means being tolerant and pushing yourself and others to land.

Hey, whoa, whoa!

Fen Liang only knows mountains, how can he know his bosom friends?

Childe's true feelings are all over the world, and his courage is high.

Every poem invites the bright moon to sing, and the wine is ripe and floating.

Elegance like this is rare in the world and magnificent.

At the same time, corresponding to similar followers, wanderers can be as old as the horizon.

Is Kong Qiu safe here? Erase the floating name and come back.

I hurt the fresh confidants in the world, and I should have expected that mediocrity is even more taboo.

White clouds are an illusion, and autumn shrubs recognize late flowers.

"Ding Yu Mu Yan": A metaphor for people or things in extreme danger.