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1. Others are rich when they are lazy and can sleep as late as they want. When you are lazy, you are short of money. If you can save a meal, you can save a meal.

I want to buy a car recently. My father took me to see all the luxury cars in town.

4S shop, I am very touched, well, the family is better. After leaving the store, my dad turned to me and said, "Look, these cars are not allowed to hit in the future!" "

I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. It's not good, just rich.

I want to buy a down jacket, but I want to

More than 3 thousand, and then carefully measured, there are only a few cold medicines.

Ten dollars for cold medicine is still a good deal.

5. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how do you choose to eat? Eating food: eating people you like.

6. I have worked hard for many years and have nothing. When I got home, I thought my mother would scold me. Unexpectedly, my mother came to comfort me and said, son, you are not without anything. You have the nerve to come back.

7. "Why do you like to escape from the temple so much?" "Because I like being chased." "But, all the people chasing you are animals!"

Eight. I smashed so many skin care products on my face that in the end, any skin on my body looked better than my face.

Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that he can't move.

Tenuto and others want to fall in love in a circle of friends, and they have gained love in a week. I want to fall in love in a circle of friends, and I will still send it after one year.

Eleven. Some boys don't even know a girl's character. Look at a photo and say you like it. It's not like. It's called buying food.

The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make you look charming, singing can increase surround sound, and you can only think of all kinds of stories instantly when you take a shower. Game clearance is often the moment you sit on the toilet.

Thirteen. There is no fire in simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in simulated earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific.

After all, I can't catch up with that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off. Good morning, a new day.

15. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I'd rather not, canteen aunt: don't eat and get out!

16. The fortune teller said I would be there.

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When I was ten years old, I met a woman who was very important in my life. Her name is Meng Po.

Seventeen. When you play games, everyone else is staying up late to catch up on the project; Go fishing at work, others fight for wine to accompany customers; When you sleep at night, others are working hard. This is others.

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Teenage sudden death at work, and you have good skin, good complexion and good spirit.

18. When quarreling with a woman, there is no need to be tit for tat, because she is just venting her emotions. Reasoning with her at that time was like casting pearls before swine. Not as useful as one sentence: maybe you are right.

19. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

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Time with Tenuto tells me that the unreasonable era is over and it's time to start pretending.

2 1. Don't chase a girl after you like her. Be patient, be patient and catch a big fish. Maybe her best friend is more beautiful!