The history of crooked Taoist priests in novels

Foreword: It tells the story of a little Taoist who is ignorant but self-righteous.

Meet ghosts, meet monsters, meet zombies ... In the dilemma step by step, the ignorant little Taoist gradually became a down-to-earth Taoist. ...

Among them, the story that makes people cry, wonderful and funny words. Let readers laugh and cry, unforgettable. ...

"ACTS, you this unlearned thing. What have you learned? Is there anything good to see? " . A loud shout resounded through the whole Yuqiong Mountain Villa. Yuqiong Mountain Villa has been a ghost hunting sect for generations, and there are many famous teachers and Taoist priests in it.

Joan gave a clear cry, which made people feel cold. This man has his own style. Although he is dressed in a simple long-distance running, he has a kind of fairy-like charm, just like a fairy middleman, wearing a white robe, a Taoist temple or a bun, floating dust in his hand, a sword on his back, childlike, smiling and somewhat mysterious.

The whole villa is a place of fear to learn Maoshan Daoism and monsters. However, it is such a sect that has produced a disciple, Qin Qiong, who is ignorant but playful all day. Qin Qiong is very clever. He likes to play all day and makes trouble everywhere.

? He is the child that the master picked up from the foot of the mountain. He is also a bad child. When he was a child, his parents died and he was taken back to the sect by his master. Because he is young and playful, no one can control him except his teacher Joan.

No, just after learning magic and gossip, you are self-righteous and make trouble everywhere. I always thought he knew everything and everything was fine. In fact, it was only half a bottle of water, and duang duang rang, which was nothing more than bragging.

Then his master shouted to him in front of him, "disciple, do you think you have the ability?" You know everything? Can you exorcise demons? "

Jean knelt down and replied, "Yes, master, I know everything, but I must learn these things. Playing around with peach swords all day, and those broken glutinous rice and chicken blood. " I have learned it, can't I learn something else? "

Joan thought it over and said, "then I will allow you to go down the mountain to experience." Do you think so? " ? Then go. "

"ah? Really? Can I go down the mountain to catch demons and descend ghosts like a big brother and others? " Joan Qin asked excitedly.

The master looked at him like that and then said, "You can go down the mountain to experience it, but we won't help you, let alone send others."

I see, master.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Then Joan Qin packed her things and left the sect. She came to the foot of the mountain and met her old rival Joan Qi.

Qiong Qi sarcastically said, "Hey, where is the little brother going?"

"I want you to tube? Get out of my way. "

Joan's foot stretched out, tripping Joan Qin to the ground, and Joan Qin hit her head on the stone ladder next to her.

Oh, what are you doing? Joan Qin asked angrily.

"Ha ha ha, little teacher younger brother, what's the matter? Isn't the rock wall on the mountain enough to fight? How to practice the iron fist here? " Jonz said.

Then the people next to him burst into laughter.

Joan Qin looked at them angrily and said, "I'm going down the mountain to experience, so I have to see it with you."

Qin Qiong came down from the mountain and saw the bustling world, cars coming and going, tall buildings and traffic lights.

"What is this?" Joan jean curious way.

It turns out that Yuqiong Mountain Villa is in the deep mountains, isolated by magic, so people on the mountain are still living a five-to-nine life, with men plowing and women weaving. This mountain has already entered the 2 1 century, and the high-rise buildings here are magnificent and lively.

Qin Qiong learned at the foot of the mountain that this was the 265,438+0th century, and then found a "temple without". This temple is very shabby. It was getting late, so he tidied up and stayed in the ruined temple.

The next morning, Joan Qin was very hungry. She looked at the temple surrounded by her family and decided to go out and look for food. Seeing a man appear, he came running, dressed in rags, like a beggar.

The man asked Joan Qin, "What are you doing? Beggars? "

Joan Qin is self-righteous "Who do you want to eat? You want to eat. " .

The man replied impatiently, "What a mental derangement".

"Alas alas, I, I ... I don't look like a mental derangement ..." Qiong Qin asked angrily.

So he stood on the road and wandered around, when a beautiful girl came out and asked Joan Qin, "Hello?" Are you a Taoist too? "

"Yes, what's the matter?"

The girl said to Joan Qin, "You can set up a stall and read divinations for others. Just catch ghosts. " .

The girl said that and left, and Qin Qiong wandered around. She just started and opened a fortune-telling hall called Master Qin. In this way, people can count their marriages. To tell the truth, Joan Qin could only catch ghosts and monsters at that time. Because he has never hit a demon or caught a ghost, he thinks he is very powerful, so if he is fortune-telling, he will just take a bite.

In this way, I live an ordinary life.

Qiong Qin has always been called a "liar" and a "crooked Taoist". But he's a liar. He just can't help it. He always thought that the rest of his life would be so dull, but he didn't expect this to be the beginning of his life.

? Chapter one? Be haunted by evil spirits

Joan and Qin set up stalls in the street every day just to earn some extra money and eat something, but their income is not good.

As night fell, a beautiful song came from the bathroom.

Yes, Yin Qin is taking a bath.

The white bathtub is covered with petals.

Yin Qin's black and shiny long hair is as pretty as Zhi Tao in March and as beautiful as chrysanthemum in September. Her eyes are full of energy, her eyebrows are trimmed and her nose is nose-shaped, and pear vortex appears on her cheeks. Cherry has a small mouth and a pink face. White skin, tender as a baby's lazy egg, seems to be able to squeeze water.

The fragrance of petals, wonderful music. The hair scattered outside the bathtub let Yin Qin release the pressure and walk out of the bathtub. The fog is steaming and the petals are fluttering.

It really is:

"It's foggy around and the water is beautiful.

Send out water drops and move petals. "

She didn't know that a cold and pale hand was sticking out behind her. Nails are black and white, and skin is scary. This horrible hand slowly reached out to Yin Qin, and suddenly there came a voice, "Wife, are you ready?"

Yes, Chen Yuxuan, Yin Qin's fiance, is back.

Yin Qin wiped her hair gracefully and replied, "It'll be ready in a minute. Don't worry. What are you in a hurry? Ah, I can't wait. "

Chen Yuxuan cheekily came behind Yin Qin and put his arm around her waist. "Oh, why do you keep people waiting? You have to compensate them. " .

Yin Qin turned his head and looked at what he said. "Stop fooling around and go to sleep."

Next to them stood a female ghost in white with long hair and blood in her eyes. Blood slowly flowed out of her eyes, eroding its slightly white face and then sinking deeply. She doesn't have eyes. She keeps watching. It's scary.

Then, Chen Yuxuan kissed her and kissed Yin Qin gently on the warm lips. Chen Yuxuan hugged the princess and held Yin Qin into the bedroom. An indescribable thing happened.

Joan Qin on the other side is miserable. She has to live in the wind, sleep at night and shiver in the ruined temple. And then at

The next morning, "Wrong, wrong, it's my fault …" The telephone rang.

Yin Qin pushed her Chen Yuxuan and said, "Husband, let me go. I'll take a call." .

Chen Yuxuan a face of reluctant to let go, turned his back on Yin Qin.

Yin Qin answered the phone, there came a gentle woman's voice "Qin Qin, don't you remember? Today, our friends are getting together. Oh, yes, bring your boyfriend and let's meet. "

This man is Yin Qin's college classmate and a dormitory student. His name is Xu Fangfang.

Yin Qin replied, "Well, good. When and where will you arrive? "

Once we go to our favorite place, we will be at noon on 12.

Uh-huh, okay, see you later.

Then Yin Qin hung up the phone and said to Chen Yuxuan, "Husband, get up. Today our friends get together. Let's go together. "

Chen Yuxuan rolled over. "Wife, how inappropriate is your friend's party?"

Yin Qin coquetry prone on Chen Yuxuan arms chuai gas said, "husband, it's nothing, let's go together?" .

Chen Yuxuan looked at her seriously and said, "Honey, I just don't think it's appropriate for me to go. I don't know your friend. " .

"Hum, if you don't come with me, you just don't love me." Yin Qin pursed her lips with injustice.

"Good good, I go with you? Why are you so charming and don't love? " Chen Yuxuan coaxed Yin Qin to gently scratch her nose with his fingers.

Okay, okay, stop it. Get up and wash.

Then two people went to the bathroom, and the quiet morning was broken by an "ah".

Chen Yuxuan rushed in and asked, "What happened to my wife?"

I saw a bloody palm print in front of the mirror, which frightened the husband and wife.

Looking at Yin Qin's frightened look, Chen Yuxuan quickly wiped this thing off, and then looked at Yin Qin gently and said, "It's okay, maybe it's some mischief, it's okay."

With the comfort of her husband, Yin Qin regained her soul and seemed less afraid.

Later, they washed their faces and brushed their teeth. Then Chen Yuxuan changed into a handsome suit, and Yin Qin put on makeup and a beautiful white skirt. Two people hug the waist, holding hands to go out.

Not far away, a pair of vicious eyes stared at them and walked away slowly.

They bought a house in the suburbs, so it will be a little far from the city.

On the other hand, as usual, Qin Qiong lived in a ruined temple at night and put up signs everywhere during the day. Being chased around by the urban management, I was very flustered. But in order to make a living, he continued to hide around, located in an alley not far from a hotel.

Joan Qin sat idly in front of the stall, reading a book called Maoshan Jianfa seriously. At this moment, a young man passed by, and Joan Qin quickly stopped the young man.

Qiong Qin said, "Young man, let's make a divination."

"I don't believe it, it's a lie," the young man said excitedly.

Joan Qin took the young man's hand and pretended to feel her pulse. Then the color of horror appeared on his face. "Brother, you are in great trouble here."

The young man quickly retracted his hand. "Ah bah, you liar. Can't you say something? I just got married, really. "

Afterwards, I left in disgust.

Joan Qin looked at the aunt selling vegetables next door and thought, aunt did the same. Why am I wrong? Do you want to put it another way? Say people are good, say longevity.

Joan Qin thought of this and secretly rejoiced: Ha ha ha. I am really a clever Taoist.

At this time, he passed an old man. The old man hurried forward to hold him and said kindly, "Grandpa, let's count the hexagrams."

Uncle was a little overwhelmed and staggered to the table and sat down.

Joan Qin still pretended to hold hands and counted "I forget it, uncle." Can live longer than Nanshan. Don't worry, you are in good health and have no serious illness. "

Grandpa changed his face as soon as he heard it, pointing to Qin Qiong, who was about to run away with anger, and directly said, "You son of a bitch, I just found out lung cancer, and you still curse me like this."

Qin Qiong's face turned green. "Uncle, I'm sorry. I am a complete liar. I don't believe anything I say. Don't believe it. "

Uncle was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and then he left swearing.

The aunt who sells vegetables next to her witnessed this scene with her own eyes and covered her mouth with laughter.

Yin Qin and his wife were very strange all the way. The fog is so thick that I can't see the road ahead clearly. This road is very dark, which makes people feel scared and even suffocated.

"Husband, how is this foggy? You be careful, "Yin Qin said to Chen Yuxuan.

Chen Yuxuan: "Don't worry, this fog is nothing. I am too skilled. " .

Yin Qin ha ha smiled at Chen Yuxuan.

"By the way, it doesn't seem to rain today. Isn't it sunny? Why is it so foggy? " Yin Qin asked.

Chen Yuxuan replied, "The weather is like your girl's face. You change when you say it. Maybe it will rain later. ".

"Ha ha ha, too, be careful ..."

Just as they were talking, a white figure suddenly appeared in front of them and flashed by. With a screeching brake, the car stopped with a squeak.

"Are you all right, wife?" Chen Yuxuan asked soothingly.

Yin Qin replied, nothing. What just flew by? Did we hit someone?

It's okay. Don't worry. I'll go down and have a look.

I'll go with you, Yin Qin said.

Wait for me in the car, be good.

Chen Yuxuan got off and took a look. The fog around him is so thick that he can't see anything. He looked around and found nothing.

Diligently opened the car door, stepped down and asked in shock. Did we hit someone? Did you find anything?

No, we found nothing. Maybe we were wrong.

Yin Qin still thinks he saw something, but he can only play well. Then let's go. We will be late soon.

Then I got on the bus and soon came to the door of the restaurant.

As soon as I got off the bus, I saw a Taoist priest wearing a yellow robe (Maoshan), a bagua crown on his head, black cloth shoes (Big Dipper) and a peach wooden sword in his hand, chanting the old gentleman mantra (mantra) not far from the restaurant door. Yes, I am Joan Qin.

Joan Qin saw a black atmosphere in the distance. Joan Qin said to Mr. and Mrs. Yin Qin, "You must be haunted by evil spirits. Be careful."

Chen Yuxuan: "You are sick, you smelly Taoist, you liar."

"Alas alas, brother. I am a Taoist, I admit that I am a liar, but I don't stink, okay? "

"Honey, give him some money and let's go," Yin Qin said kindly.

Chen Yuxuan took out the money and handed it to Jean. "Don't be a liar, be an individual." .

Joan Qin looked at the money and was at a loss. She hurried forward to hold Yin Qin, patted her on the shoulder, and recited the formula: "When heaven meets the door, demon fairy will fall and evil will be destroyed. Eagles and dogs will take the lead. The two generals will be summoned to stand in front of the altar and follow the law. The demon is full of ghosts, and the war is about to be revealed. Too sacred, boundless, they will be eager to serve the law of the North Emperor. " Then in one hand, the evil spirit left Yin Qin's shoulder.

The evil spirit gave Joan A Qin a bad look, as if to say "wait for me", and then left.

Unexpectedly, the blow was so fierce that Yin Qin's underwear shoulder strap was ripped off with a bang.

"Ah ..." Yin Qin shouted roguishly.

"No, no, no, I'm not a rogue. I'm saving lives. You misunderstood. " Joan Qin quickly explained.

Angrily pulling Jean by the collar, she shouted, "Help? This is your attitude of saving lives? You are a dead rascal. "

"Say anything, you scold me smelly Taoist priest, scold me dead liar. Now you call me a hooligan. I said that I saved people, and she was entangled in evil spirits. " Joan Qin is angry.

Once the scene got out of control, a man came out of the restaurant and shouted, "Yin Qin, do you know Qin Qiong?"

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Who is this man? Why does everyone know Joan Qin and Yin Qin?