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Talk about making yourself happy and try to make yourself happy.

1. In fact, we have always been alone. When we come alone, we will eventually leave alone. So make yourself happy!

2. The industry and people you face really affect your mood. Not many people can change the quality of some people and get rid of the mud. It can only be said that you can choose a relatively comfortable and simple working environment for the group and make yourself happy.

It's good to be happy for a lifetime.

There are too many people and things competing with themselves. You should love yourself more, make yourself happy and be practical.

It's really ridiculous to want to maintain it. Let's go back to the original way and make ourselves happy. Why bother yourself.

6.20 19 has only one goal, to laugh more and be less angry, to make yourself happy and to make people around you happy! Come on!

7. Sometimes you should be tough. Don't think so much and make yourself unhappy.

I admit that some people can't forget some things, so I'm not going to forget! Why do you have to make yourself unhappy? If you can't forget, you won't forget. Anyway, you came all the way. Are you afraid that you will be sad?

9. Stay away from your muddy water and find a reason to be happy.

10. One thing that feels really good about falling in love recently is that when work is not going well and you are scared, someone can hold you and say: Nothing! Just make yourself happy, no matter what the future holds, I can support you!

1 1. Keep yourself busy and you will forget your unhappiness.

12. Perhaps the sudden collapse and depression made me unable to resist pretending to be happy. I'm fine. I'm not a person with a strong heart, that's my only way to vent.

13. Decide who will make me angry in the future and buy myself a small gift to make myself happy.

14. In the future, try to love yourself and make yourself happy every day.

15. I have been trying to make myself happy every day for two years. I read a sentence today: it doesn't matter if you don't fall in love. Positive solution.

16. At this age, work, family, children and interpersonal relationships should be considered. How can we make more money? I am really speechless. It seems that no one can and dare not offend. Only I am depressed every day, and I will try to be with people who can make me happy in the future, so that I can be happy!

17. Now I understand that if being with someone can't make you happier and more relaxed, there is no need to be together. If I just find myself a companion to eat, watch movies and go shopping with, it is even more unnecessary, because I can eat, watch movies and go shopping alone, but I am more free. What I want is a soul with similar interests, which makes me more interesting, so that it makes sense, no matter who it is.

18. Although the adult world wants to be naive and dreamy, let yourself be happy.

19. There will always be one thing that makes you grow up in an instant, and there will always be someone who makes you cry. May you learn the deep malice of this world as soon as possible and let yourself live happily and proudly.

20. There are countless ways to make yourself happy, and there are countless roads to the future.

2 1. Life has passed for 23 years. Do less things that you regret, do more things that make you happy, and love yourself.

22. play and play! Eat, eat! I am relieved! I actually prefer plain and comfortable places to dazzling places! So are people! Come on! Be a person who makes you happy.

Tell your inspirational story: try to make yourself happy, ok?

1. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am all wet. If being loved is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime, alas! It's hard to be a man! You are fine. Yes, you are innocent. I envy you!

Everyone's life can't be smooth sailing. When the work is not going well, just recall your past brilliant achievements and don't make yourself feel too inferior; Let yourself be optimistic and open-minded

3, in fact, many things, it is important to see things clearly, experience is a part of life, don't care too much about the past, we all hope you are as happy as before!

4, the sky will fall to the people of Sri Lanka, and it will certainly be bitter, tired and hungry. My friends, the little bitterness is just an experimental stone on your road to success. Bravely cross it and the wonderful belongs to you!

5, gentle wind, blow away your locked brow, let all the troubles fly back. Please don't go back to chase those troubles that don't belong to you, you have to run forward, because happiness is ahead!

6. Miss me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and bring fruits, bananas, oranges and apples when you see me. Banana means you love me, orange means you miss me, and apple means you love me.

7. One person's world always needs another person as a foil. He left because he couldn't stand you and believed that he would have a better tomorrow. The flowers have withered, and the same flowers will bloom tomorrow.

8. Sing a song when you are lonely; Don't forget me when you are happy; Don't be tired at work; Dreaming more when sleeping; Think of me when you are lovelorn; Think of me when you are sad; It's okay. Remember to keep in touch!

9. Everyone has a shoal of life. Do what you are interested in! Slowly forget those annoying things, let the pain and depression gradually weaken and fade away, and I believe your mood will become cheerful.

10, I'm sorry, too. what can I do for you? If you ever need me, just call me, okay? I will accompany you and give you a shoulder to cry on.

1 1. In fact, such a failure is not enough to prove anything at all. Failure can only make us really grow, know more and mature. It can be said that it is difficult to reach the other side of success without experiencing failure!

12, the earth is turning and people will change. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Missing you is true, and loving you is eternal. I can't marry you. If you have money, we are still destined.

13, the meteor crossed the sky, and I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a good friend!

14, I want to tell you that friends will support you silently. If something goes wrong, you will find that I am with you from beginning to end. Be happy!

15, each of us can be knocked down, but no one can stop us from getting up from the ground. Dear friends, let's adjust our mentality, face our inner and outer world positively, and get a new life!

Try these methods to cheer you up.

In life, all changes, the most important thing is practice, the method is very simple, you must do it. Only if you do it will there be a change.

First, let the past go.

Second, accept the reality and accept what you have now. Everything has come true. Only by accepting it can you move forward.

Third, love yourself. Love health, love sports, love diet, love sports and so on.

Fourth, accept your emotions. When you feel emotional, stop all thinking in your mind and look for other distractions. You will find that when you don't pay attention to your emotions, it will soon pass. In the past, you tried to solve problems, so you will find it much easier to face them.

Fifth, don't think too much about other people's so-called expectations, and live well for yourself first. How can you help others without your own benefits? Put the gun down. ! ! Put some down when you are tired. Why torture yourself? The result of torturing yourself is to make your state worse. If you are worse now, how can you have a better future?

Sixth, live in the present. All the so-called future is the real present component. Only by living every moment well can there be a future. The future is not what you want, nor what you worry about. Let nature take its course and live every moment.

Seventh, more actions. Do it directly when you encounter problems, and adjust as you do it. Instead of trying to cover everything. Because you think too much, it affects your action.

Eight, give yourself a holiday every week, go outside for fun, and make more friends to communicate with.

Nine, read more books and let yourself grow.

Ten, give yourself some time. Many things in life can't be rushed. Doing what you should do will naturally have a good result. Good results do not come from worry.

Don't force yourself to do things when you are bored. When you are properly upset, relax. Relax yourself and come back with better grades.

Twelve, everything, don't assume in advance. Think less about things, especially bad possibilities. The more you think, the greater the pressure. Focus on the current actions and solve the current problems.

Thirteen, things are not done well, don't blame yourself. Know what the problem is and try to improve it next time. Only by giving yourself time can you better cooperate with yourself. Blaming yourself can't solve the problem, it can only make you dislike yourself, produce emotions, and then affect the whole state.

Fourteen, nursed back to health. If your body is not healthy, you will also be upset and grumpy. So, if possible, find a Chinese doctor to recuperate. When you are in good physical condition, your mental state will be better. Only by starting from both physical and mental aspects can people speak easily.

Fifteen, focus on solving problems. Think of a problem and think about how to improve it. If you can improve, take action. Accept if you can't improve. Besides, it is torture.

A humorous joke that comforts oneself and makes oneself happy.

Comfort yourself and make yourself happy. A humorous joke-1. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot? Want Want Xianbei.

2. I heard that watching martial arts films can reduce weight, because it is often said that you are thin to death.

3. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

5. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

6. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

7. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

8. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

9. A duckling tried to stand in a straight line with the duck in front of him, but he couldn't run right. He shouted "Yes, yes, no".

10. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

1 1. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.

12. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

13. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

14. When I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

15. I said to the wind, there is wind in the west, and I said, "You are like a watermelon".

16. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

17. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

18. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

19. crispy rice and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust home to play rice crust and asked who you were. Mud said I was mud. I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

20. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

Comfort yourself and make yourself happy. Joke 2: 2 1. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

22. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

23. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When eating, Asu spoiled: Feed.

24. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

25. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

26. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

27. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

28. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he pulled it back, fell to his knees, and muttered bitterly, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said to him huskily, "A bucket of paste ... can post a lot for you to search ..."

29. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

30. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

3 1. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

32. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

33. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

34. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

35. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

36. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

37. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

38. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

40. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

Comfort yourself and make yourself happy. Homophonic joke 3 4 1. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

42. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

43. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

44. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

45. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

46. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

48. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

49. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

50. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

5 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

52. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

54. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

55. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

56. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

57. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

58. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

59. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

60. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.