Help me recommend some songs (with funny or interesting lyrics)

Richie Jen describes the online dating "Desperate Sashimi".

Desperate sashimi

I stayed up until three o'clock in the morning because of insomnia that day.

Come to the internet cafe at the corner of the lane to kill time.

Chatting casually with netizens on the Internet.

Take a temporary nickname called sashimi desperately.

(Desperate sashimi)

A lovely greeting appeared on the screen.

Hello, Ann, I want to be a little more open.

Her name is melancholy Xiaoxuan.

Melancholy little Mary (Mary)

She said that she likes autumn.

The moment the maple leaves fall.

All the beautiful pictures (Ya ...)

Melancholy little Mary (Mary)

She said she had a long hair shawl.

Pajamas are used to wearing lace.

Sweet voice is delicate.

I am deeply infatuated with it.

Young people ... sluts, prostitutes ...

Young people ... sluts, prostitutes ...

Young people ... sluts, prostitutes ...

Sometimes distance creates an imaginary space.

You can't just send ideas on the keyboard.

You can only express your concern and attachment in email.

I sincerely hope to see her.

Make an appointment for a time and place.

The convenience store on the corner.

I saw it with a stunned expression.

Dinosaurs appeared in

horizon

Little blue Mary (little blue Mary)

Walk this way (this way) with a smile

She walks with a swimming ring.

Eyes narrowed into a line (ya ...)

Little blue Mary (little blue Mary)

Come and climb on my shoulder (climb on my shoulder)

Send a message in my ear

Say one-night stand is safe

Oh, my God, my God.