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My brother Lao Peng's screen name is "Master Mu".

The first lucky woman's name is "Little White Rabbit".

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At first, the little white rabbit didn't care too much about his master and talked for a while. Suddenly, Master Mu said, "Sorry, it's time to do my homework. I have to leave for a while. "

After a few minutes, Master Mu appeared again.

The little white rabbit is a little strange and asks, "What do you do?"

Lao Peng: "In daily lessons, we should meditate cross-legged every hour, so as to get rid of other thoughts and keep meditation."

The white rabbit met such a netizen for the first time and was in awe. Q: "Are you a monk? Learn Buddha? "

Lao Peng: "It's not Buddhism and Taoism, but Buddhism and Taoism."

White Rabbit: "How long have you been practicing?"

Master Mu: "Twenty-eight years."

White rabbit: "It's been so long! Then can you tell a fortune? "

Lao Peng: "Of course, there will be some meetings, but that's a side issue. I don't care."

What woman doesn't like fortune telling? At that time, the white rabbit begged again and again, but the master was helpless and had to promise to calculate casually.

The little white rabbit decided to try the depth and asked, "Then you do the math. What is my original name? "

Shit, how to calculate this? This is too difficult.

Lao Peng thought this girl's screen name was Little White Rabbit. Could it have something to do with plants? Besides, the average woman's name is nothing more than flowers and plants, so she says, "You are predestined friends with plants."

The white rabbit didn't make a sound for a long time.

Lao Peng knows that most of them have won the bet.

White Rabbit: "What about my boyfriend's name now?"

Lao Peng thought that this might be a trap. What if she doesn't have a boyfriend now So, Lao Peng replied, "I can only figure out the name of the man you fell in love with for the first time."

Lao Peng thinks so: this is a probability problem. Among the commonly used Chinese characters, there are many words related to vegetation and water, and they are often used in names. If you don't take Shui Mu as your first and last name, you can always talk nonsense again.

Sure enough, the problem came, and the little white rabbit said, "My first boyfriend's name is Yi Pingfu, and every word has nothing to do with water."

Lao Peng thought for a moment: "How can it be irrelevant? Easy word apart, the sun does not come out, can be understood as not coming out of the sun. If there is no sunshine, it will rain and Ziyi will have water. Ping Zi said in Ming Shi: "The world is not flat. Meaning: The flattest thing is water. There is water in plain words. Fu character, below is the sky, above is the word. Taoism has a saying that "water comes from the sky", and the word "husband" also has water. Every word is related to water, how can it be said that it is irrelevant? "

The little white rabbit was startled and thought, who is this man? How to calculate a quasi-curiosity

Lao Peng said something was wrong and went offline.

Second round

As soon as the little white rabbit saw Lao Peng online, he shouted, "Master Mu, you finally appeared. I have been waiting for you for a long time. "

Lao Peng greeted politely, feeling sorry for the hooked fish.

White rabbit: "I'm going to have eye surgery tomorrow." I am so scared. "

Lao Peng: "What operation?"

White rabbit: "Laser is used to treat myopia. I heard that someone was blinded by surgery. You help me calculate, will there be any problems? "

Lao Peng thought what might have happened? Then he replied, "You say a word. Just think of one word. Let me test it for you. "

White rabbit: "Look. Read the words. "

Lao Peng: "Look at the words. Good luck. In the next project, it is a long-horned sheep. No horn means no struggle, and no struggle means no harm. You must succeed in this operation so that you can do it with confidence. "

The little white rabbit was overjoyed and wanted to ask something more.

Lao Peng: "It's time to do your homework. I got off. "

Third round

White Rabbit: "My laser surgery was very successful, Master Mu. Your calculation is really accurate."

Lao Peng is funny in his heart. The success rate of this operation is extremely high. Can I be sure?

The little white rabbit asked to continue fortune telling. Under various entreaties, Lao Peng promised to tell her fortune. In fact, Lao Peng wants to see each other. If it is too ugly, there is no need to spend more time.

Lao Peng said it was a pity that the rabbit didn't have a video.

The little white rabbit was anxious: "I have a video at home. I will wait for you at night. The host must come. "

Lao Peng: "I'm going to do a ceremony in the evening. If I surf the internet, it may be very late. "

White rabbit: "Never mind, never mind, master, I'll wait for you at night."

In the evening, Lao Peng drank wine with us and forgot about it. It was one o'clock in the morning when I got home. On the Internet, the white rabbit is still on it. The little white rabbit was surprised to see Master Mu coming, and quickly opened the video to let Master Mu inspect the goods.

The white rabbit is actually quite beautiful, about twenty-four or five years old. Short hair, round chest as big as a small volleyball. Lao Peng's lust grew, so he stood up and looked at each other.

Lao Peng: "Look at the ears first."

White rabbit: "ears?"

Lao Peng: "It is said in the Spring, Autumn, Yuan and Ming Dynasties that the ears are waiting for the heart. The ear is the first face. "

The white rabbit didn't dare to talk back and put his ear in front of the camera. Lao Peng can't bear to look at his ears. He took the opportunity to go to the toilet, washed his face, poured a glass of water into the living room, drank it, ran into the toilet, washed his feet and tidied up his personal hygiene. When he returned to the computer, he found that his ears were still there. And still.

Old Peng held back his laughter, ordered her to put down her ears and began to tell fortune: "You are a blessed man. Unfortunately, the ears are too soft to listen to rumors. You lost a good friend because of this. " This ear root is soft enough. )

Lao Peng: "You have experienced an unforgettable love. This emotional failure has hit you hard, and until today, you still can't forget that person. " Who hasn't been in love once or twice? Who can forget their first love? )

Lao Peng: "You always pursue the truth, but you always meet the body." Which girl with big breasts is not? )

The little white rabbit exclaimed, "That's right. My god, it's amazing! "

The white rabbit saw Chairman Mao as a serf, the lost man saw the North Star, and the hungry dog happened to meet the steamed stuffed bun. The excitement in my heart is beyond words, and tears are shining in my eyes.

Lao Peng: "Next, look at the clavicle."

Lao Peng deliberately looked at this strange place for two purposes: one is to read the palm and face. Many people have seen it and know a little about it. You can talk nonsense when you look at a strange place. Second, see who didn't see it and who didn't say it. It looks very capable and unfathomable.

Looking at the ear is just a form, and looking at the collarbone is definitely not the purpose. In fact, at this time, Lao Peng wants to take off all the white rabbits, and the white rabbits may not refuse, but Lao Peng wants to play with the process or go on step by step without showing traces. Getting a woman to bed directly is a low-level game played by Tiejun and Wei Xue, and Lao Peng dismissed it. What he wants to do is to let the prey walk into the cage step by step according to his preconceived ideas, which is more interesting than doing it directly.

The clavicle grows on the shoulder, which is the same for almost everyone. The white rabbit on the screen is wearing a long-sleeved shirt. She had to unbutton her clothes to reveal her shoulders.

The white rabbit unbuttoned its first button, revealing its white neck.

Lao Peng kept silent.

The rabbit unbuttoned the second button, revealing a corner of the collarbone.

Lao Peng kept silent.

The white rabbit unbuttoned the third button, revealing the whole shoulder. Inevitably, cleavage and bra were also exposed.

Lao Peng: "Turn on the light in the room, I can't see clearly."

The little white rabbit did it.

Lao Peng looked at the left and ordered her to change to the right. Look at the clavicle. In fact, my eyes have been trapped in the cleavage and I can't pull them out for a long time.

Lao Peng continued to tell Fortune: "There are many suitors around you, but none of them are sincere." Of course, a beautiful woman will have many suitors. Whether it is sincere or not, only God knows. )

Lao Peng: "Your Mr Right hasn't appeared yet. He belongs to the tiger in your northeast. Wait a minute, let me see ... turn on the light a little more. All right. Ha ha! Unexpectedly, you met him once, not long ago ... "

White rabbit: "Ah? Where is it? Where have you seen it? "

Lao Peng saw a string of beads hanging on the wall behind the white rabbit through the video. Red lines and black beads. Beads.

So Lao Peng said, "Before the Bodhisattva."

White Rabbit: "Before the Bodhisattva? How can in front of the bodhisattva? Ah! Guanyin gave birth to me. I have just been to Huayan Temple once. Is it in the temple? "

Lao Peng: "In the temple. You passed him by. He was wearing a dark blue suit that day, with a stiff nose and a little fat. Think about it. "

The little white rabbit thought desperately, "Wow! I remember that there was such a person. "

Lao Peng: "You proposed marriage that day."

White rabbit: "Yes, yes."

Lao Peng: "You also donate merits."

White rabbit: "Yes, yes! I donated 200 yuan. "

Lao Peng: "The Bodhisattva originally wanted you to meet that day."

White rabbit: "Why not?"

Lao Peng: "Because you did something disrespectful."

White rabbit: "no wow!" " "

Lao Peng: "Yes. Think again. "

The white rabbit thought desperately again, "Oh, I remember. I vomited when I went out. " . I wanted to throw up in the trash can, but I couldn't find it and accidentally threw up on the bronze tripod. "

Lao Peng: "That's Bodhisattva's favorite instrument. This is also disrespectful, and there is another one. "

White rabbit: "What else? Let's see, oh, yes, I made a phone call in the lobby and said a few dirty words. "

Lao Peng: "Not a few words, but many."

The little white rabbit was too depressed to answer back.

Lao Peng: "Because of your disrespect, the Bodhisattva decided to punish you."

White rabbit: "No wonder, I have had a bad time these days." I'm still thinking, why do you worship bodhisattva? Why do you do this? I see. Master, you must save me. "

Lao Peng: "First of all, the heart should be sincere, and the heart should be sincere."

White rabbit: "What should I do?"

Lao Peng: "At six o'clock tomorrow morning, go to Huayan Temple and burn a wick."

White rabbit: "How much should I donate?"

Lao Peng: "Seven dollars."

White rabbit: "Is seven dollars enough?"

Lao Peng: "Seven pieces. No more, no less. Remember, the key is to be sincere. Bodhisattva doesn't care how much you donate. "

White rabbit: "I must be sincere, but my heart is the most sincere." Will he come tomorrow? "

Lao Peng: "I can't see it from the collarbone."

White Rabbit: "Where does that depend?"

Lao Peng: "Zhongshan Point."

White Rabbit: "Zhongshan Point? Where is it? "

Lao Peng: "According to Huangdi Neijing, Zhongshan is located in the center of the human chest, which is where the pericardium is."

The little white rabbit pointed between his breasts: "This is it?"

Lao Peng: "This is it."

No hesitation, no hesitation. The little white rabbit was afraid that his heart was not sincere enough, so he divided the two cute little guys three times and five times and revealed them to the world as quickly as possible. Because of the fierce action, when they were first released, they hit twice and almost knocked down Lao Peng, who was close to the screen.

"It's beautiful, have never seen such a beautiful. Strong and round. It's not just round, it's round, just like fake. White, dazzling white. The real living color is fragrant. " Later, when Lao Peng told me about it, he still smashed his tongue.

At the right time, Lao Peng asked the little white rabbit to change a few angles up and down, left and right, and looked at it carefully. Then I began to tell my fortune: "You have a small blue mole on the upper right of Zhongshan corner."

White rabbit: "Yes, it was born. I don't think it looks good. I want to light it. "

Lao Peng: "Don't order, don't order. This mole is not a trivial matter, it's your life. Birth and death, wealth and marriage, all here. "

The white rabbit turned pale with fear, and the two little guys trembled all over.

Lao Peng: "Let's do it tonight. Find a piece of rice paper, fold it, cut it into two peach blossom shapes, one will melt, crush the ash and put it in water to wash the whole body. The other piece is wet and stuck on the blue mole on the chest. Remember, it must be rice paper. One more thing, stick another piece on your chest. Don't drop it when you sleep at night. Once it falls, everything will be still. "

White rabbit: "Don't worry, master, I will do it."

Lao Peng: "He may or may not come. Remember, sincerity is the spirit. Come or not, success or failure, all in your mind. The time has come, I want to clean up the offline. "