Laugh over the classic funny copy of friends circle in 2022.

1. I smoked on the balcony that day and smoked 1.5, and the rest were smoked by the wind. I didn't follow suit, which may be trouble. But the more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get. The wind blows!

There is a beggar in the street, begging there every day. One day, someone suddenly found a bowl next to the beggar, but there was no one in it. Curious, someone came forward and asked him, "Why did you put two bowls?" The beggar smiled and said, "I don't know how to lose my business recently, so I opened a branch."

3. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family property to luxury villas. I didn't rely on others, I came up with it bit by bit.

It is said that all beautiful people are beginning to receive Christmas presents. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up, but then I looked in the mirror in case there were blind people.

You show your waist in the sunny south, she is wrapped in mink on the kang in the north, and I am in the heavy snow in Beijing. There is no bright sun, no mink, just a fat body to keep warm.

6. Me: "I want a dragon." Santa Claus: "Can you be realistic?" Me: "I want to be alone." Santa Claus: "What color dragon do you want?"

7. Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

9. "Have you ever said the most humble words in your life to keep each other?" "Come back, fifty is fifty, and I will sell it to you at a loss."

10. It snowed heavily yesterday. The reporter interviewed in the street: "Aunt, how much do you think it will affect your life?" Aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first one is yours. Look carefully, I'm your uncle!

1 1. As the saying goes, many skills can't overwhelm you. You have been wandering the rivers and lakes alone for decades with a stunt, only to find that the most useful skill is "opening".

12. I turned down three more boys today, and I was sad to see their disappointed backs. After all, I really can't afford your real estate, fitness card and wealth management products.

13. An old farmer was unwell and went to the hospital for examination. When the old farmer came to the laboratory with a urine box, a nurse pointed to the sign on the door and said, "Non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter." The old farmer was furious: "I just came to have a urine test and asked for a bachelor's degree."

14. If a girl watches you bite your lips this season, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting the dead skin.

15. I felt sick and went to see a doctor in China. When I felt my pulse, I saw the doctor frowning and asked, "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To tell the truth, it looks ugly."

16. The coach gave an accurate evaluation to the girl who took the driver's license test with me: nodding her head three times at the beginning, turning the corner to refuel, backing up to listen to the sound, making no noise and not looking back, rolling pits with pits, and rolling stones without pits.

17. As a single aristocrat, whenever a married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."

18. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

19. I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. My eyes lit up: what about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.

20. "I can borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my daughter-in-law." "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?" "Yes, so there is no discussion!"

2 1. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.