It's no use writing jokes without reading Zhang Wei.

High-rise buildings rise from the ground, and success depends on yourself.

If everyone understands you, then you have to be ordinary.

Meeting thousands of miles is fate, but it also saves money.

Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

We don't pity sadness, we play with it.

A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.

Others are unattainable and we are unattainable.

Going backwards on the wrong path is going forward.

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

If there is love in the sky, the old man will die young if he has love.

Don't think that taking up arms is courage, and laying down arms is cowardice.

If you want to live a decent life, you should wear some green on your head.

Life is not Lin Daiyu, nor will it change because of sadness.

What is a dream come true? Two words, wake up.

You don't even intend to burn yourself calmly, so don't care if others are alive.

With the increasing age, the mother will live longer, and Fu Man Gan Kun's father will be full.

When the road is rough, make a detour.

It backfired, but everything was boiled.

Etiquette and words are easy to remember. It is necessary to say please, sir.

All vulgarity is defined by those who think they are elegant. Only in this way can they feel different, but in my eyes, it is really vulgar if you pretend to be like this.

Anger is a knife given to mankind by God, but many people use it to commit suicide.

Not every "sorry" will get "it doesn't matter" but every "your uncle" will get "your uncle".

Life is like a hurried donkey. I really kicked you.

"A singer, crying on the stage, said that she used to be bitter and depressed, which made me feel very strange. I don't think this matter should be said. If you have succeeded, you are not qualified to talk about the bitter things before. All your hardships have earned you today's achievements. Why do you still say that you are bitter? Who doesn't suffer in the world? Who doesn't have a day when the wind comes and the rain goes? "

When did the moon begin to appear? Look up by yourself.

Are cannibals seeing everyone riding a merry-go-round the same as we see sushi?

Wine is father's meal, mother's meal. Marriage is better than divorce.

Say a thousand words and ten thousand words, both horizontal and vertical are dry goods!

Looking forward to your coming again, for whom is the fragrance of silk flowers blooming; At the end of the song, people dispersed, took pictures of white temples, poured wine into the treasure chest, and recalled unique products. The fragrance of red apricots is rejected only because of your existence. My heart is like a cloud chasing the moon.

Shameless must be dangerous.

People who make you feel particularly mature, sophisticated and powerful are actually not important. Those who make you feel particularly pure and energetic are the people you should cherish most.

When humans think about it, God laughs, and now God has laughed his ass off.

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, and sunrise in the west is not allowed.

I am who I am, and I see myself angry.

Everyone is always willing to dig the truth, but no one wants to believe it.

Cute is all because of disability, do things according to talent, and be a person who goes against character.

Smart is the bane of cancer.

Lang has a crush. Turn off the lights. Oh, I'll go.

Life is just underwear. You must take care of everything.

I am extremely disgusted with the metaphor of "liking men"! This metaphor has always been strongly sexist and no one has stopped it for so many years! I don't want to be a man, and I didn't say I want to be a woman. I just want to be myself.

The biggest difference between psychopaths and clowns is that psychopaths don't work, while clowns work.

A friend is someone who can see you clearly and still likes you.

No matter how dirty the world is, we can't dirty it.

There are only six words in life: "No matter what".

Life is an old Chinese doctor. If you go against him, he can cure you even in his dreams!

Don't trust beautiful women easily, they have more secrets.

All beings suffer, but I smell strawberries.

We are immature and mature. Look at the Terracotta Warriors. They are more mature than anything.

People are not frivolous and waste teenagers, but lying for half a year is too frivolous.

The pain is great but not deep, and dreams are always serious.

If you want to succeed, there are five people who must help you: the help of nobles, the guidance of superiors, the blessings of relatives, your own efforts and the supervision of villains.

Sometimes I'm tired, but I don't want to tell anyone. Not someone else's life. Who is listening? Compassion is the greatest discrimination, and so is sadness. If you don't take sadness seriously, then you are suffering.

Love is full of regrets, but refusing love is the biggest regret.

One cannot sell one's old age by one's old age. Chamber pot in Qing Dynasty was also used to pee.

This society is telling you how to succeed, and no one is telling you how to be happy.

People laugh at me in different ways, and I laugh at them in the same way.

No matter how good it is, fifty dollars is not as attractive as one hundred dollars.

I have a child, and I absolutely don't want him to become a successful person. I just want him to be himself. He wants to be gay, he wants to travel, he wants to abandon everything and do plastic surgery and physical transformation. As long as he doesn't break the law, I think everything is right, but one day he told me that he wanted to succeed, and I began to worry. If a person really wants to succeed, he will never be happy.

All kinds of calculations are not as good as an honest heart. All I can do is not cheat the darkroom.

Life is like running on a treadmill. You are so tired that you vomit blood, but in the eyes of others, you still stand still.

Fan: I'm actually curious about you. Are you always so happy and energetic?

Zhang Wei: No, I vomit when I drink too much, and it hurts when I am beaten. But I need more solar energy for you.

It is useless for you to omit the analysis of the world, which is not what you think at all.

Don't think what I said is right. No one in this world is right. Only what you think is right is right.

Friends don't need to explain, and enemies don't listen to you.

Living a fragmented life is the original appearance of this world.

What is harmony? Admitting differences is the real harmony.

Everyone knows that the weak can't live well, but they don't know that the strong can't die well.

It's a pity that you idled around when you were young.

If you want to enjoy the blessings that others can't enjoy, you have to bear the hardships that others can't eat.

If you can cry when watching romantic movies and do a back flip when watching comedies, some people will say that you are superficial. In fact, this shows that your nerves are very sharp. When your senses are dull, they will say you are deep.

Why do girls always buy new clothes? Because last year's clothes will never match you this year.

A man who pretends to be mature and meaningful wears a mediocre hat, and you wear a fancy hat because you like it. He will definitely say, "Is that a hat on your head?" At this time, we will fight back and ask him, "Is that a head under your hat?" ? ! "

Why a double chin? Because a chin is too lonely.

Making others jealous is actually your greatest ability.

There is a fire in their hearts, and all they see is smoke. And you saw my fire in the crowd and ran away, fearing that I would drown in a blink of an eye. You run out of breath with enthusiasm and unreasonable belief in love.

Every time I fry meat, I feel the oil applauding the meat.

Most humor comes from anger. Many humorous masters have a heartfelt anger towards people and society. He never speaks well, he doesn't like anyone, and he speaks viciously, but it's like suddenly stabbing you, and you're still happy.

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world behind you.

Even if there is no princess, I want a fairy tale of one person.

Contemporary China is in an awkward period. Most people don't have the real aesthetics of big city people, but they are divorced from the simple nature of farmers. In short, they are villages and towns. You can't let a dough kneader listen to coldplay's music to express his feelings.

Who will compete with you, to say the least?

Give all the money I earn to my dad, and I will become a rich second generation.

It is said that failure is the mother of success, but you have failed too many times. Your mother doesn't like to tell you about childhood, so you have become an abandoned baby.

Whether he scolds you privately or not, as long as he shouts hello for you during your performance, you have to bow your head for it.

Skynet is long, fat but not greasy.

I have a long-standing personality defect, and I always wrongly express a bunch of sincerity that no one needs.

I never deny my vulgarity, so I am profound.

The past and the future choose that future, but the future sighs the past.

Broken head, long hair should be optimistic.

Reality is like a building. When you think you can count several floors with your eyes closed, you always forget to count the basement.

Life is so dangerous that you are all blind.

I think people who think what I say makes sense should understand this truth: don't believe what I say, as long as you find it interesting and can inspire you. Don't take my words as life motto. I say this because I question what everyone tells me. If you believe what I say, my words are useless. I advocate that everyone should think independently. You can feel good about other people's reasons, but you can't completely surrender.

I am responsible for crying, you are responsible for shouting, I take you, you take the bowl.

There is no absolute right or wrong in this world. There are few things in black and white. Which side you stand on, or which position you stand in the middle, makes you feel happy. You are adaptable, that's all.

The biggest pain in my heart always comes from inexplicable loneliness. In this world, no matter the billionaire or the poor, the only thing * * * needs is two words: warmth. My music is always lively, which is my way to give a big family warmth.

There will be many defects in life. When you mend these defects bit by bit, you will find life boring. These defects are the color of life.

I don't feel like an adult, and I don't feel like a child. I am just like me, loyal to myself and live like myself.

Like me is your blessing, and people who don't like me are redundant.

There are only two things you can't do in your life: this and that.

Music must be infectious. Music is full of soul, and infectious music is good music. There is no such thing as high end and low end.

Is it sunny and the rain has stopped? Do you think you can do it again?

Chun Xue is not complacent, so why should the people in the lower Lebanon laugh at themselves?

I'm just trying to be close to the truth, and no one can sum up my growth.

Others have a baby face, and I have a baby fish face.

People should be self-disciplined and wait for the arrival of love. "Otherwise, if you meet true love, you will spend your whole life explaining how you turned over a new leaf."

Whoever touches me, I will touch him.

People pay too much attention to black and white. All so-called mature people care so much about black and white. A mature person only lives in the gray area: who will live in black and white? Most of the world is gray. There is no need to be so serious, you will eventually live your own life: but only serious people will have a lot of humor. It's actually quite good. The most perfect feeling in this world is foil, and it is precisely because of these people that you will be foil.

Shameless, it must be dangerous.

Playing the fool, if done well, is a stupid thing. Well done, it is called deep.

Don't laugh because you are happy, just because you laugh.

Good-looking people commit themselves to each other, and ugly people are called bite the hand that feeds them.

We should love small animals, because they are very delicious.

Did you find out? Some things that people didn't like ten or twenty years ago will be recognized today and will emit great energy. I used to like dyeing my hair, wearing strange clothes and listening to rock music. Now these things have become the most common things, and they are not personality. So if you have a different way of doing things and thinking from others, and you like it yourself, you must stick to it without breaking any laws.

The older generation don't have to worry about the younger generation stumbling on their own road, because you are not taking the same road at all!

Clouds need clothes to spend, pigs to be fat, and people to be red.

Thankfully, there's nothing wrong with being bald and hairy.

Marriage is like wearing several down jackets. Although it is inconvenient to move, it can make you feel warm all the time.

What do people live on now? It is gathering.

When your talent is like a stream, a gravel will block your way. When your talent accumulates to a surge and the splint can't stop it, you will eventually break through all obstacles.

A face of beauty moles, beautiful like tofu residue.

I think the most wonderful and regretless life course is: childhood: follow one's inclinations; Adolescence: do whatever you want; Youth: do what you can; Middle age: don't do anything if you don't want to do it; Old age: doing nothing and doing whatever you want.

I didn't say poisoned chicken soup. What persuades people to succeed is poisoned chicken soup. I always advise others to have a rest.

We are all looking for ourselves. It turns out that we are so exciting.

We don't pity sadness, we play with it.

"mutually assured destruction" is better than growing old together.