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A spoof to save an ex-boyfriend

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Dear ex-boyfriend, you can't leave I know I'm having a hard time these days, but you can't leave me so easily! I opened a milk tea shop these days, named' You are my milk tea'. This is for you! Plus, I have found a very powerful fortune teller, and she said that as long as I buy you another flow cabin, you will come back! Believe me, I'm serious, so you'd better give me your heart and let's have milk tea together!

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Hahaha, my ex-boyfriend came to me when he saw this title! I know you like listening to practical jokes best, so I'll give you one. I figured it out here, your life depends on me! So you'd better come back to me safely, which will not only make you happier, but also write you a life drama called Your Love. Of course, I am a versatile director and screenwriter! Believe me, if you come back to me, we will be happier this time! !

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Miss me? Only at this time will you come to see me. This is my charm! However, I'm not going to let you come back to me easily! I have asked the Eight Immortals to cross the sea, and I have tried my best to ask them to help me. There is a fairy, tai sui, princess iron fan. Would you like to take my place? In short, it is a pile of immortals! Therefore, if you want to come back to me, you need to pass many tests before rebirth, beyond reincarnation, before heaven, above the demon world and under the dragon forest! ! !