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The lover story of the fortune teller Guiguzi

The lover story of the fortune teller Guiguzi

Guiguzi (Guiguzi, a strategist) generally refers to Wang Xu (a representative strategist in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period). Guiguzi (400-320 BC), surnamed Wang, named Xu, also known as Wang Li, named Xuanweizi. When you reach the four meat moles on your forehead, it becomes a haunted house. China people, who talked about patriotic songs during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period (now Qixian County, Hebi City, Henan Province); One is Wei Guoye (Linzhang County, Handan, Hebei Province) during the Warring States Period.

Guiguzi was a representative figure of Taoism in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and the originator of strategists. Guiguzi often goes into the mountains to collect herbs and cultivate monasteries. Because of his seclusion in Guigu, he called himself Mr. Guigu. "Wang Chan Laozu" is the name for Guiguzi by later generations, and it is one of the five schools of old learning. "Old school, Su, Zhang (referring to Su Qin and Zhang Yi), Guigu School, Shen, Han School, Yang Zhu School, Zhuang School, Fierce School, Guanyin School and School."

According to the description in the novel Romance, he is far away, and no one can match him. When it comes to mathematics, the sun and stars are like latitudes. In their hands, they occupy the past and look at the past. Everything is true. Second, military science, six towers and three strategies, endless changes, deployment and soldiers, ghosts and gods unpredictable; Third, learn from the text, remember and listen more, judge the situation rationally, and argue with words, and do everything possible; On the fourth day, I was born, cultivated my true temperament, delayed my illness, ate differently, and soared. For more than 2,000 years, strategists respected him as a soldier saint, strategists respected him as a founder, fortune tellers respected him as a founder, and Taoism respected him as a Zen master.

Guiguzi is stupid.

Guiguzi once opened a small shop in Chao Ge to tell fortune and measure words. Help people understand their own destiny and avoid disasters.

Often wandering around his door, he is a pie seller, ranking second, calling him a fool. In fact, an idiot is not stupid, but he is strong and smart. He is a straightforward person, and he can say whatever he wants. He has an old mother and a fool is very filial. Mother and son sell cakes for a living, mother makes them and son sells them. Because the traffic in Chao Ge is developed and there are many people coming and going, although it is a small business, the life is not bad.

Silly two sells cakes in front of Guiguzi's shop every day. Seeing that the facade of Guiguzi has been open for several days and no one has come to the door, I can't help laughing internally.

One day, the nerd said to Guiguzi, "Sir, you are also a cultured person, and you can't change your mind." How many days have it been? You haven't opened the door yet. How's this? I'll give you half the cake, and you can help me sell it. "

Guiguzi quickly said, "Oh, no, no! How can a gentle man sell cakes? "

"come on You don't' zai' again, and if you' zai' again, you will really be planted. What's the use of reading for so many years? It's not as good as me selling pies. " "I'm not busy, although I haven't opened today, I'll fill the door with customers in a few days and break through the iron threshold."

"Forget it!" Silly two smiled and said, "Don't blow it, people are afraid to come because you are young. I happen to live less today, so I'll let you make a profit and count me as a six-pointed star, such as "OK". Since it's okay, I'll give you a divination. Are you a fortune teller, a word reader or a fortune teller? "

"It takes too much time to measure words and calculate divination. You can go and see fortune telling."

Guiguzi carefully looked at Silly Two's face and frowned. The fool stood with his arms crossed, happy and thinking, see what he can say?

Guiguzi said to Silly Er very seriously, "Mr. Tang Yin is red and bright, making a fortune, but ..."

"But what?" The fool said to himself, don't deceive people with these beautiful words.

Guiguzi continued: "But Mr. Tang Yin is red and black. There should be disaster at noon today."

"what!" Silly two shouted loudly, called a large group of people, "you gentleman, very unreasonable, I think you haven't opened for a few days, pity you is to let you count on life, is to let you have a mouth to eat. Up to now, you are still cursing me, saying that I am doomed. What is the reason? "

There are also many comments in the crowd.

Guiguzi said unhurriedly, "My fortune-telling is no joke. Whether it comes true or not will be known when you are young. "

Silly two blushed: "It just came true. Otherwise, I will never rest with you, smash your brand and ruin your reputation! "

"Whatever you want. However, at noon, you must move out with your mother, remember! Remember! "

Silly two returned home, still hating in his heart. The old mother looked into her eyes and asked why. Idiot will say it again in this way. The old mother sighed and said, "Sir, in that case, should we leave?"

"Don't listen to that gentleman's nonsense. Wait until noon. If nothing happens, I will smash his brand and drive him away! "

The old mother said, "It's not easy to go out. It's all about eating. Forget it, whether it should or not. " And keep people alive. "After listening to the silly 2 1, my mother felt reasonable and my heart was much more peaceful.

It's almost noon. Silly mother and son were having dinner when they suddenly heard a crow and a cat biting outside. Mother and son went out to have a look, and I don't know where the wild cats came from, flying around with a few little hens. When the idiot saw it, he was so angry that he picked up the broom and threw it at the cat. I didn't expect the wild cat to be so clever. It dodged and jumped on the chicken again. The chicken flew around in fear and flew straight out of the hospital. Silly two and mother had to run out of the hospital to catch chickens.

Just then, I heard a loud noise in the sky, and a big fireball fell from the sky and landed on the roof of Silly Two. Bang, the house suddenly collapsed, and then it was burnt.

Silly two and mother were stunned by what they saw. The sheltered house is gone, and the warm home is gone. It's hard for mother and son to accept this fact. My mother cried for a long time. After crying for a long time, my mother suddenly remembered something. She stopped crying and said to silly two, "That fortune teller is a god. Didn't he tell you that you wanted to get rich? Go to him again. "

Silly two came to the door of Guiguzi again.

Guiguzi is sitting behind the desk. When he saw the idiot coming, he immediately stood up and said, "Don't say anything, I'll pick it myself!" " "He said, while reaching for the card.

Silly two quickly hugged Guiguzi's arm, knelt down and cried and said, "Sir, you are really something. Our family really suffered a disaster ... "Silly idiot told what happened at noon from beginning to end! "I was just confused and offended Mr. Wang. I hope Mr. Wang will be merciful and give us a way to live, so that our mother and son can live. Sir, please ... "

Guiguzi said with a smile: "The house is gone, and if it is gone, it will be gone!"

"This is a mean person. I'm as blind as a bat, and I have offended Sir ... I hope Sir will show me a way out.

"An open hand is at your feet. Now you go back and dig three feet in your old house, and you will have your own results. "

"Sir, can you ..."

"Don't ask, we will know."

Idiot, go back and tell his mother. Her mother doesn't know what's going on. With a grain of salt, they had to do as the fortune teller said.

They dug up the foundation of their home and found an urn full of gold. "This gentleman is not a person, but a fairy!" Said the two fools. It is a fairy. "

"Son, you're right, he must be a fairy. He is our savior, you should thank him well! " So Silly Two came to thank him, put a handful of gold in his hand on Guiguzi's table and said, "Please accept it, benefactor. This is a little thank you, not a tribute. "

Guiguzi smiled and said, "Look at fortune telling, I will collect money. This is nothing. However, I can't ask for extra money. As usual, five pence. "

The news that the song of God miraculously appeared spread like wildfire. Since then, guiguzi has been a sea of people, and admirers have flocked to it.

Guiguzi Sun Xiangbin

Sun Bin and Mr. Guigu talked in Guigu. Ghost Valley suddenly saw Sun Bin blushing like the color of sunset glow reflecting water, and black like the image of endless forest harvesting.

Guiguzi said in surprise: "The black and red gas haunts Du Yue because the beads are trapped in the mud and the Lord is imprisoned, which hurts his life."

Sun Bin said, "Disciples are in the valley, enjoying themselves, cultivating their temperament, and cultivating their mind. What spirit is reflected on their faces? "

Guiguzi said, "Otherwise, it's just looking out of the window and returning to the lungs at dusk. It's not a person's worry, nor is it a person's peace." All colors come from the five internal organs of heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney. They are blue, yellow, red, white and black, with different sizes and shapes, or colorful, or fiery red, or like clouds, or like birds. Blue dominates worry, red dominates blood, white dominates injury, black dominates prison death, yellow dominates auspicious, and purple dominates heaven. "

Sun Bin asked, "Why are yellow and purple the best of the five colors?"

Guiguzi said: "Yellow is the gas of fetal nourishment, and the four seasons are prosperous for eighteen days, so it is auspicious, and purple is the essence of the five internal organs, so it is the color of five colors."

Sun Bin prayed for a way out. Guiguzi looked closely at Sun Bin's face and pointed, "Look at your anger. Although it is not empty, there is no great evil in looking at God."

Sun Bin asked: Good luck depends mainly on looks, not eyes.

Guiguzi said: "People's faces are black, like gloomy clouds, and their eyes are bright and quiet. Even if there is a disaster, it will not hurt their lives. That's why God can keep his breath. On the one hand, although the color looks bright and colorful, even if there is a small fortune, its fierceness will come soon. This is because you can't be careful. Therefore, people who are angry and colorless cannot suddenly develop; Those who are colored and lifeless will soon grow up. If god is like the light of the moon, spirit is like the light of the stars, and there are many stars, it is better to be alone in the moon. Therefore, when it comes to color, you should take a photo with God, and qi and color help each other. "

Guiguzi xiangpangjuan

Under the careful instruction of Guiguzi, Sun Bin and Pang Juan studied hard and studied carefully, and they were quite accomplished in the art of war. Look how time flies. More than three years have passed, and their desire to leave the ghost valley and go out into the world is getting stronger and stronger.

One day, Pang Juan went down the mountain to fetch water. He heard that Wei Hua paid a lot of money to visit Xian and hired him as the leader. He couldn't help it any longer. He hurried back to the mountain to say goodbye to Mr. Guiguzi. After seeing Mr. Wang, I was afraid that Mr. Wang would not let me go, so I hesitated and didn't say why. Guiguzi knew Pang Juan's thoughts for a long time, so he smiled and said to Pang Juan, "Your luck has come. Why not go down the mountain for money? "

Pang Juan heard this and said that he was infatuated. He quickly knelt down and said, "This is what disciples want. I wonder if he can succeed after going down the mountain. "

Guiguzi said, "Pick a flower from the mountain and I'll teach you a lesson."

Pang Juan went to the mountains to pick flowers, but June day, the flowering period has passed. After searching for a long time, I only found a grass flower. Pang Juan uprooted this flower and wanted to go back to see Mr. Wang, but he thought that his humble position would not make it into a big climate, so he threw it on the ground. But there were no flowers around, so I had to pick up the grass flowers and put them in my sleeve. I went back to see my husband and said, "There are no flowers in the mountains."

Guiguzi asked, "What's in your sleeve?"

Pang Juan had to take out grass flowers: "This is grass flowers, and flowers are humble." .

"Flowers, too. What's the point?" Guiguzi said, while picking up flowers. This flower has been unearthed for a long time and has withered by half in the sun. Guiguzi went on to say, "Do you know the name of this flower? This is Aristolochia. It's twelve years since it opened, which is exactly the number of years when you made a fortune. Picking in Ghost Valley will wither at the sight of the sun. Your success must be Wei. But you will cheat others, and you will be cheated by others because you cheat others. So don't cheat others, otherwise, the consequences are unpredictable. I will give you eight words, so be sure to remember them. "

"Disciples are willing to learn."

"I am proud when I meet a sheep, and I am lost when I meet a horse."

"The teacher's teachings must be remembered by the disciples."

It happened that Sun Bin was beside him. Pang Juan said to Sun Bin with tears in his eyes, "Sun Bin and I are good friends. We are like brothers. As long as I can make a fortune this time, I will definitely recommend my senior brother to build a great cause together. "

"Is this true?"

"If I break my word, I will die by the arrow!"