Lol hero funny sentence

A chrysanthemum comes first, and then the gun goes in and out.

Brave bomber: everyone can masturbate, which is unfair to the plane!

Thunder roared: Where's Annie's bear? How should I know?

Lava beast: I jumped out of the rock, too. Why am I not a monkey?

The source of the plague: Why don't the five turtles come to the teacher?

Vanity Predator: Have you seen this useless knife on me? I borrowed it from Dastain, but he wouldn't.

Mailin Gunner: Little Gunner, it's all right. Watch the fireworks float around. ...

Stormrage: As long as 998, you can experience the feeling of the wind.

The Monkey King: What I miss most now is Brother Sha's: Big Brother, Master and Second Brother have all been taken away by monsters.

There was once a sincere TV play in front of me, which I cherished very much, but I regretted it after watching it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say six words to the director: "Don't copy the Journey to the West". If I have to add a deadline, I hope I will never remake it.

Rammus: I hate the blue hedgehog most, because I can't outrun it. ...

Void fear: I don't live under the bed!

Tauren Chieftain: Although I don't have a shield, I can still open the shield wall. Anyone who has played WoW knows!

Death in the desert: quotations are brain-dead to the extreme

Death Warrior: Are you kidding me?

Snowman Knight: The enemy is coming. If you dare not lie to your father, don't say anything.

Ancient Wuling: Lightning Arrow ~ Lightning Arrow ~ Coach ~ I want to wash and strengthen …

Dollas will definitely envy me, hehe, because I am upgrading my talent.

Master: Do you know what the strongest weapon is? Yes, it is a patch.

Bounty hunter: I have two guns, one is called shooting and the other is called "Ah ~". How's it going? Do you like it?

Master Yi: There are many eyes, just to see more clearly.

Fallen angels: Some people say that they were angels with broken wings in their last life … but what was my last life?

Time dad: Do you know that I fell asleep while traveling in time? What was that dream?

Wandering mage: I accidentally locked myself up and got these tattoos.

Sivir: They just can't regard a woman as a god of war! How about ...? Are there any stars?

Counselor: Please be less. You are wearing my cane, you know?

Taric: Whew ... this gorgeous armor ... sometimes even my own eyes are dazzled by it.

Twisted Fate: What? Looking for my fortune telling? Stop joking. I don't know any tarot cards.

Beast Soul: Do you think it's easy to put the souls of four beasts in your body? (covering her nose) Think about the smell.