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Yuyao Blind Fortune Telling _ Yuyao Blind Fortune Telling Accurate Place
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During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, there was a minister named Liu Nanyuan, who had a good official voice. Later, he retired to his hometown of Nanjing and lived in the countryside. He is indifferent to cloth clothes and seldom associates with local officials.
On one occasion, the local county magistrate suddenly visited Liu's home. Liu Nanyuan met the magistrate Lin in the drawing room. After greeting, he asked him bluntly: "My old parents must have something to teach when they visit. Let's just say that. "
Seeing Liu Nanyuan's peaceful and amiable attitude, the magistrate Lin did not beat around the bush and said, "I dare to disturb the clean house of the old man because I want to ask him for a menu."
Liu Nanyuan froze when he heard the magistrate say that he wanted a menu from himself. Thinking that he had heard wrong, he said, "You are old and hard of hearing. I didn't catch what my old parents just said. Please say it again. "
"I want to ask the boss for a menu." Magistrate of a county was repeated.
Liu Nanyuan looked at the magistrate of a county carefully and saw that he didn't seem to be joking, so he laughed: "Old parents are really interesting! The old man is neither a cook nor a glutton. The diet at home is all ordinary vegetables, at most fresh. How did the old parents come up with the menu in the old people's place? Don't make fun of the old man! " At this point, my mind suddenly turned and thought that the magistrate of a county had come from the county seat to the countryside specially, and he didn't mention anything. He only asked what menu he wanted. There must be something strange in it. Then he turned his head and asked, "What's going on inside? Old parents just say."
When Lin Zhifu heard this, he was very scared and said, "Boss, forgive me for being rude. It was really the boss Li Hao who sent an imperial envoy to inspect Jiangnan in a few days, but he had no choice but to come and ask the boss. "
Hearing this, Liu Nanyuan thought that the magistrate of a county wanted to ask him to play joints. At that time, he said, "I retired to the nymphs and never asked anything else." If the boss wants joints, don't say it. "
The magistrate of a county was nervous for a long time before he said, "No, I just heard that Li, an imperial envoy, was very particular about his diet, and was reprimanded by Li locally. All counties along the way specially invited chefs to look for treasures to avoid Li's responsibility." However, under the rule of poor coastal counties, there was another flood this summer, and the national treasury was empty, but I was afraid that I would be slowed down. In desperation, I can only ask my boss to give me a menu, and I dare not exaggerate, as long as Li is palatable. "
Liu Nanyuan then understood the intention of the magistrate of a county. As a teacher in Li Hao, he certainly knows his students well. This Li is very clever. Although he is only a teenager, he is very talented. However, because I was born in a wealthy family and lived in luxury since I was a child, I like to talk about ostentation and extravagance when something happens. It is more reasonable to be picky about my diet. Thought of here, thoughtfully for a moment, smiled and said to magistrate Lin: "Don't worry, old parents, Ho Lee, I will treat this meal for my old parents-"
The magistrate of a county was really anxious and quickly explained, "No, no, boss, don't get me wrong. Li went to the county seat for business, and was originally a small official. How dare he shirk it? " Xiaoke just asked the boss to give a menu ... "
Liu Nanyuan said seriously, "Well, since Li Hao is in the county seat, he must come to see me first. I'll invite my old parents over and give them the menu. " After saying this, he waved his hand and said, "Old parents don't have to worry, please go back. If the imperial envoy is not satisfied, everything will be taken care of by the old man. "
Lin magistrate of a county and embarrassed to say, so we have to worry back to the county seat.
Just one day later, Ho Lee arrived in the county seat. He was not busy meeting local officials, so he went to the countryside and went to see his teacher quietly. After several years apart, teachers and students are very happy to meet again at this moment. Liu Nanyuan looked at himself as a student, with white face and black beard, fine eyes and bright eyes, adding more vitality than in the past and becoming more and more mature in coping. Seeing Li Yuan's great respect for himself, Liu Nanyuan said, "Qi Xian has won the favor of the Holy Father and now shoulders a heavy responsibility. Congratulations! I'm glad that I didn't forget to come to see you this time. " Speaking of this, I seem to remember and ask, "If you are in a hurry, you must not have lunch. It's too late to prepare now. Why not have a light meal for the time being and entertain Qi Xian tomorrow? " Between you and me, between teachers and students, it is not surprising to think of Xi 'an. "
Li Hao said quickly, "The teacher can't forget his kindness to his students. I am very pleased to see the teacher in good health this time. The students who came in a hurry didn't have lunch and listened to the teacher's arrangement. Just ask the teacher not to be extravagant. "
Liu Nanyuan said with a smile, "It's very kind of Qi Xian to say so, but there is nothing in the hinterland, and your hostess went to visit relatives the day before yesterday, and no one cooks at home. Qi Xian should not be too simple. "
Li Hao repeatedly said, "Whatever, whatever!"
Liu Nanyuan immediately ordered the people next to him to prepare meals. Then ask Li Hao about the capital and visit the people along the way. Liu Nanyuan and Tan Xing were healthy, but two hours passed unconsciously, and it was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon. Li Hao's stomach kept ringing with hunger, but there was no food. But I'm sorry to rush. I just looked at the teacher and seemed to signal.
After a long time, Liu Nanyuan seemed to remember eating and shouted angrily, "Why can't you do things like this? You are hungry! "
Li Hao can only say it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Liu Nanyuan rambled away again, and Li Hao could only starve and promise.
Nearly half an hour later, Liu Nanyuan remembered eating again and said, "Yo yo, I'm confused. I just want to have a pleasant conversation with Qi Xian and forget to eat. It's not worse. Is it true that I haven't corrected my meal yet? It was really slow for an imperial envoy, so I shouted to the bottom again, "Why didn't you serve?" "
The servant reported, "I'm in a hurry, and now I have bought everything." This will take some time to correct. "
Liu Nanyuan said angrily, "isn't it enough to order a light meal?" Hurry up and correct it! "
The servant just went down, but at this moment he reported to Lin County to pay homage. Liu Nanyuan frowned and said, "Please!" He turned to Li Hao and said, "I'm afraid I've come to pay my respects to you. Let's go and see him together. " Pulling Li Hao into the living room, Liu Nanyuan introduced Li Hao to Lin Zhixian, and Lin Zhixian couldn't help being polite. At this time, I only suffer from Li Hao. Hungry for five hours, my feet are dizzy and weak. I just want to eat. The magistrate of a county came late and didn't come early, so he had to make do. Another half hour passed;
Liu Nanyuan smiled to himself and winked at the magistrate: "My old parents must have come here for dinner. I might as well have a rest here."
Lin Zhi said politely: "Trouble the boss."
Liu Nanyuan said, "What do you think of dinner at home?" Just call down for dinner, the food will come soon, when the table, Li Hao looked at it and said nothing. It turned out that there was only one bowl of rice in front of the three people, including a big bowl of green vegetable tofu soup and two dishes of pickles. I saw that Liu Nanyuan had raised his chopsticks and bowls and said to magistrate Li, "This is the daily diet of the old lady. Although simple, it is enough to cover the stomach. Compared with ordinary people, it is already in the sky and underground. Qi Xian and his old parents should not be too simple and too slow, and they will suffer if they are anxious. "
Li Hao was too hungry to think of anything to say at this time. "good! Very good! " . Picking up the rice bowl, Liu Nanyuan quickly picked up a bowl. After he saw it, he ordered another meal for the guests. Li Hao really ate another bowl.
Liu Nanyuan looked at Li Hao and asked with a smile, "What's that smell?"
Li Hao smiled awkwardly: "Hungry, I had an experience today."
After dinner, the three of them talked about local politics. Seeing that it was getting late, Li Hao offered to leave: "I wanted to listen to the teacher more, but I had to leave because of a business trip."
Liu Nanyuan said, "Qi Xian has something to do, so I dare not stay long." He took a piece of paper out of his sleeve and handed it to Li Hao. He said, "I heard that Qi Xian has a lot of food and drink in all counties along the way south, so I'm afraid Linzhi in our county will ask the old lady for advice on the banquet menu. I wrote her a piece of paper, but Qi Xian can read it, and the cost is 120 yuan. I don't know if Qi Xian can accept it? "
Li Hao blushed, pushed open the menu handed by the teacher, bowed deeply in the seat next to him, and said sincerely, "Just now, the students understood the teacher's painstaking efforts. From then on, they should be self-sufficient everywhere, and teachers can rest assured. " The teacher doesn't have to sing any more, otherwise it will make the students more uneasy. "
Liu Nanyuan laughed: "I don't think I can hide Qi Xian's affectation-"He took Li Hao back and sat down, and said seriously: "He is a nice person, and it is understandable to pay attention to his family's diet. It's just that people who are officials are different, let alone pay attention to anything. They're just a little partial, trying to impress you. This is a waste for the national treasury. What does Qi Xian think of the old lady? "
Hearing this, Li Hao sat down again and bowed to Liu Nanyuan: "Teacher Jin Yu's words inspired the students!"
Liu Nanyuan nodded and picked up the menu on the table: "Don't you watch? Then I will tear it on behalf of Qi Xian! " I was about to tear it, but Li Hao grabbed it at once and said, "Keep it as a souvenir for the students to keep them vigilant at all times!" Hide it in your sleeve at once.
Liu Nanyuan warned the students with a menu, which was later passed down as a much-told story.
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