Everybody contribute some jokes to me! The kind that wants to laugh!

Ten men and a woman are trapped on an island.

A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what she had done this month was disgusting.

Another month passed, and the men buried the women because they thought what they had done this month was disgusting.

Another month later, the men dug up the women because they felt sick all month.

Another month passed, and God brought the girl back to life, because he felt that what had happened in these months was disgusting.

No2

When I wrote this diary, my eldest brother and my second brother were sleeping, and so was my military adviser.

Red hare is standing outside my window, sleeping.

When I was a child, I studied why horses sleep standing up. After studying for a long time, I found no answer. The only thing I can remember from my childhood is this.

When I grew up, I began to study why big brother and second brother slept in the same bed, and there was no answer.

There are too many things in this world that have no answers. The military adviser told me.

When I think with my eyes open, I get into the habit of sleeping with them open. I wonder if anyone will study my problem in the future.

Many people say I'm black. Wei Yan said that I fell into the coal pile and I could never find it again. In fact, I think he looks like a mung bean fly and is not qualified to say me.

My best friend is Zilong (my eldest brother and second brother are my relatives), and he said that I look like a man, which changed my view that a pretty boy has no good heart.

I like drinking, because drinking will make me forget many things. I like drinking with my second brother best, although he can't. Second brother has a characteristic of drinking. No matter how he drinks, his face doesn't change color, because his face is always so red.

Second brother is actually a very shy person. Once, he drank too much and talked to me a lot. He said that when he was young, he would blush when talking to girls, but all the people sitting in front of him were girls, so his face became like this.

Second brother can't drink, but he can sleep in the stable after drinking a small glass. So, when I chopped Hua Xiong with warm wine, I knew he wouldn't drink Cao Cao's glass of wine, otherwise I would look for him everywhere again.

I can drink well, twice as much as my second brother.

I feel full of energy when I drink too much, and my beard sticks out as far as possible. A little more, and I'll understand a lot of things. Although I will forget everything when I wake up, I still like that feeling. The military adviser said that alcohol can stimulate my nerves and make them very sharp. The strategist's words are always correct.

Big brother doesn't like me to drink. He said it was a mess. I listened to my eldest brother, but I didn't listen to him. I can't tell you how I feel about my big brother, but there are some things in this world that you can't choose. If you choose the right major, you may follow the wrong tutor, choose the right industry, or choose the wrong boss. Nothing is perfect. Besides, some things are not coincidences. For example, eldest brother is my eldest brother, not because I am his third brother.

2. Eldest brother had two women, one died and later found another. Second brother also has a woman. But with Adou, Big Brother prefers to sleep with Second Brother. I wonder what they are talking about together.

The woman in the military adviser is very special and ugly, but the military adviser seems to be afraid of her. They seldom get together without quarreling. I am afraid of her because I love her, said the strategist.

I once had a woman, and we were very happy together for a while. But a few years later, the situation changed. At first, we had nothing to say. I thought this was the legendary tacit understanding, but later I realized it wasn't. One day she said that she couldn't stand my snoring any longer. A few days later, she packed her bags and left, taking my groom and her jewels with her. In fact, I never told her a word. I always thought her feet were a little big.

Later they found me another woman, but I divorced her two days later.

For example, I like to eat scallion pancakes. Today I ate scallion pancakes, tomorrow I ate scallion pancakes, and on the third day I said I was tired of eating, so you served me scallion pancakes. The appearance is different, but the taste is the same.

When my woman left me, Zilong was in love. That girl is chubby and has many freckles on her nose.

Once I couldn't help asking Zilong, what do you like about her? Zilong secretly told me, did you find her breasts are very big? I thought about it and said it was quite big. That's enough, Zilong's narrowed eyes are glowing.

I drank too much that night and felt very comfortable. I know that Big Brother and Second Brother are in the next room. I saw the shadow of Zilong and the girl printed on the windowsill, and I heard the piercing cry of the strategist's wife. I suddenly understood two things: eggs never know the fun of dogs; Only your own feet know whether the socks are broken or not.

Many years ago, I was killing pigs. One day, a fortune teller said that he would give me divination. At first, I disagreed. Later, he said that as long as I hung up my large intestine, I agreed. He asked me to write a word casually, and I could only write my own name, so I wrote the word "wing". The man thought for a moment and asked me my name. I said my name was Zhang Fei, and he asked me what to eat for lunch. I said I ate three bowls of rice. So he shook his head, crossed out the "feather" on the word "wing", added a "rice" and said, glutton, glutton. Then turn around and walk away, without even the large intestine.

Then I saw this man again. His name was Yang Xiu, and he was killed by Cao Cao. It is said that it is because he is too clever.

It turns out that being too smart is also a mistake, which reminds me of sinus.

Adou is a very strange child. At the age of 9, he can only count to 18 with both hands and feet. On weekdays, he always looks at a place with a dull smile and rarely talks. It is said that the child has a brain problem. For example, if you give him snacks, he always rubs his ass twice before eating. For this reason, it is useless for his eldest brother to beat him many times, so everyone always teases him with snacks when his eldest brother is away. I once thought that he was trapped in his arms by Zilong of Changbanpo, and I felt sorry for him.

Later I realized that I was wrong. The poor people should be you and those who give him snacks, said the strategist. Have you found that Dou has a little appetite almost every day? I suddenly realized that I would never tease him with snacks again, and Adou's eyes at the strategist became heavy from then on.

I don't know if A Dou is a wise man, but one thing I am sure of, at least he is not a fool.

It is not easy for a person to pretend to be smart, it is even harder to pretend to be stupid, and it is even harder to pretend to be stupid all his life.

People who are really smart are often afraid of their opponents pretending to be smart and being stupid. This allows people with low IQ like me to exploit many loopholes. For example, that time in Changbanpo.

The situation was really critical. Zilong rushed into Cao Ying alone to save Adou. Eldest brother and strategist took off their shoes and ran for more than 60 miles. When I woke up, they asked me to go back and meet Zilong. I went back alone and saw Zilong on the bridge. He was so tired that he foamed at the mouth. The first thing he said after seeing me was: this unlucky child is really fucking heavy! This is the first time I have heard Zilong swear. I said, brother, you go first. I'm in the way.

Shortly after Zilong left, Cao Jun caught up with him. Thousands of people fell into darkness. I don't know the white fat man, but I guess he is Cao Cao. Sure enough, the man asked, who is the new comer? Anyway, I think today is hopeless, so I shouted, I am Yan, and I am alone. Come on, take the money and kill me! Cao Cao paused for a moment, muttered for a long time, then dismounted and drew some beautiful pictures on the ground, and roared off.

Up to now, I still don't know what those beautiful women painted by Cao Cao mean, but one thing I know is that I will become more stupid on more occasions in the future.

4. That summer, when I was still in Zhuo Jun, one day I met a Taoist priest, with a pointed chin and triangular eyes, holding a dusting hand, which looked a bit obscene. He stopped me and looked me up and down. Because he lost his gambling, he gave him a big mouth when he went up. I called him a stinky nose. What do you think Uncle is doing? Good self-restraint of the sophisticated side, watching five fingerprints slowly protruding from his face, he grinned at me and said, it's really good strength.

He laughed so hard that I was a little embarrassed. Zhang Fei has always been a carrot and stick. As the saying goes, a bad dog doesn't bite a smiling face, so I took back the leg kicked out from under. Reaching into his pocket, he didn't have any money, so he took out a pig kidney left yesterday and gave it to Lao Dao. He said to him, Go back and mend your body, because you have lost weight.

The old man took the kidney and smiled at me again. Then he spit out two teeth from his mouth and said, "My two teeth have tortured me for a year, but I still don't have the courage to pull them out. Now, with the help of justice, I will give you another kidney. I am grateful that I am original. Here are three tips, please stay away from them. "

Pass me three embroidered tips. I was wondering, but I heard the old man go on. Remember, don't open them unless you have to Say and turn away.

People are often more sober than usual when they are angry. I suddenly calmed down at that time and suddenly felt that this medicine box was really effective, so I regretted opening two medicine boxes rashly, but I was happy after a while because I was glad that I didn't open the third medicine box. In fact, sometimes happiness is very simple, just look at the problem from another angle.

Since I have this toolkit, I have full confidence in everything I do. What am I afraid of? I have a trick up my sleeve, but when the crisis comes, I will take it apart and everything will be fine. So from then on, I marched forward and fought. I took the lead, so the enemy was afraid. I also cherish the only set of equipment left. I don't want to use it at a few critical moments, such as when Xuzhou Cao Bao snitched, such as when Mangdang Mountain was separated by his eldest brother and his second brother, such as Changbanpo ... Every time he and I turned the tables, it was almost the same.

Until one day, I suddenly found that my toolkit was gone. And it's long gone It seems that this trick never existed.

I have two hobbies in my life: drinking and gambling.

As I said before, drinking can make me awake for a while. Gambling is a very strange thing. I don't know why I like it.

Big brother doesn't like gambling. He is thinking more about something. Second brother doesn't like gambling either. When he is free, he usually reads. Needless to say, if his wife doesn't quarrel with him one day, he may move a ladder to look at the stars on the roof, but this time is generally rare.

And I like gambling, I like the calm atmosphere, and I also like the scenes of jealousy and thick neck. The moment the celadon bowl was opened, the feeling of blood was great.

In fact, more often, I think gambling is the same as war, one is gambling and the other is gambling. In a casino, if you meet a master, your chances of winning will be much smaller. Similarly, on the battlefield, if you meet Lu Bu, the chances of coming back alive are very small. The difference is that I lose more and win less in the casino, but the opposite is true on the battlefield. This proves that your martial arts and IQ are inversely proportional, Wei Yan said. I have to admit.

Speaking of Lyu3 bu4, I have to give my thumb and call my hero. At that time, in Hulao Pass, my eldest brother, my second brother and I never picked up a bargain from him, which really made me admire. When I went back that night, my eldest brother frowned and sighed there. I thought he had a toothache, so I took out a dog skin plaster and put it on him. But the eldest brother waved and sighed, without this person, how can I win the world? I realized that the eldest brother was talking about Lu Bu. So I volunteered to carry his head back. Although I know he is more likely to carry my head, my big brother's heart disease is my heart disease and his world is my world. Of course, the most important thing is that he will never let me go.

Although I didn't go that time, I understood what big brother meant. So in the following many occasions, my eldest brother and I were singing opera. He plays the bad COP, and I play the bad COP without makeup. It was not until Lu Bu was captured by Cao Cao in the White Gate Tower that Cao Cao let his eldest brother decide Lu Bu's life and death. I know that Lu Bu is dead. Although he kept talking about shooting halberd at Yuanmen, he didn't know that halberd was originally tied to the bottom with a transparent thin thread. As soon as his bow rang, the soldiers in ambush pulled it down. Otherwise, even if he is a good marksman, how can we bet the lives of the three brothers on his stability?

When Lu Bu died, my eldest brother made an exception that day and invited me and my second brother to drink. After two glasses of wine, I feel high again. I suddenly feel that I have been gambling all my life. I bet my money on my eldest brother, so if he wins, I can win, too. Who did he bet on to win? Is it me? Is it second brother? Or sinus? Or is he not involved at all? I'm so drunk that I'm confused again.

6. It's been raining continuously these days, and I'm in a bad mood. Seeing these people coming and going, I feel it necessary to write them down, because I don't know that I may not see them that day.

The man sitting there looking up at the sky is Wei Yan. Wei Yan killed Han Xuan in Changsha and saved Huang Zhong, so he came to see his eldest brother. Big brother was overjoyed, and the strategist was furious and ordered someone to drag him down and cut him down. My second brother and I were very puzzled at the time. Eldest brother visited the thatched cottage and hired a strategist. I just wanted to cut the guy who shook the bird's hair fan in this cold weather.

Eldest brother asked the strategist why he wanted to kill Wei Yan, and the strategist explained that Wei Yan had an anti-bone in the back of his head, which would be reversed in the future. In fact, this sentence comes from the mouth of the strategist, and I don't believe it. Wei Yan was wearing a helmet, and the strategist didn't touch it. How did he know that Wei Yan had a bone in his head? Supposedly, the strategist and Wei Yan didn't know each other before, so there was no reason to kill him as soon as he came up.

Later, Zilong told me quietly that Wei Yan and Huang Zhong had taken refuge in their eldest brother at that time. When the strategist came in from the outside, did you find that Wei Yan didn't greet the strategist? I shook my head and said I didn't notice. Zilong said that's why the strategist wanted to kill him. I drank two bowls of wine that night and didn't understand what was going on. I often don't say hello to my military adviser. Why didn't the strategist kill me? Zilong looked at me and smiled. I'm glad you didn't kill him.

Actually, I was quite happy after Wei Yan came. Although he often makes fun of me and calls me black and stupid, I also nicknamed him the green-headed fly.

Wei Yan is actually not a smart man, and he is probably not much better than me, but he often pretends to be deep intentionally or unintentionally. For example, when we went to attack the ideal city together, I said, "Let's rush over and fight." He insisted on reading it and saying no, but we must be smarter than him. While he was still studying there, I had come back with the head of the enemy general. Of course there are other times. For example, when I was still surveying the terrain in Jiamengguan, he had already rushed out. When I chased him, he had been hit by Ma Dai, sitting on the ground, cursing.

Wei Yan often likes to play jokes on me, although his jokes are not very funny. For example, when we ride together, he will tell me, does your donkey eat grass or noodles? When I say I am riding a horse instead of a donkey, he will solemnly say to me, I know, I am talking to your horse.

The strategist never liked Wei Yan, but the eldest brother was ok with Wei Yan. In fact, big brother is good to everyone. Second brother and Zilong always care about Wei Yan. Actually, Wei Yan worked hard. I can't see at all that he wants to rebel. However, since the strategist said that he had a back bone, it was naturally more useful than what I said.

Many things are preconceived, and many things are out of thin air.

But the most important thing is that the cause of many things is often so ridiculous.

7.

Zilong is a perfect person in a strict sense.

There should be no perfect thing in this world, but if I have to find someone infinitely close to perfection, then I will think of Zilong.

Zilong is gentle and knowledgeable. On weekdays, he plays the piano, plays chess, dances and writes. At first glance, he looks like a scholar, but he can't hide a heroic spirit from his brow. At first glance, there is a domineering look in my eyes. When I first met Zilong, I didn't take him seriously. Although he had already defeated Wen Chou at that time, I always felt that it was a coincidence that such a weak scholar won. Maybe Wen Chou happened to have diarrhea or hemorrhoids that day. When the strategist first saw Zilong, he said: Zilong is hiding!

I didn't really know Zilong until the battle of Changbanpo. On that occasion, I learned that my eldest sister-in-law and young master had fallen behind, and immediately went back to find them. When I met Zilong on the bridge, I was full of anger at him. I called him a scum who took refuge in Cao Cao. At that moment, I saw a flash of light in Zilong's eyes, and I suddenly felt a little scared. Zilong didn't refute me, but turned his horse's head and killed him. That's a tribe. I just said I'd never see Zilong again. While I was regretting it, I saw Zilong kill him again, bloodstained and glaring. He didn't find my eldest sister-in-law, so he turned and killed him again. So seven in and seven out, I almost didn't recognize him for the last time. During World War I, Zilong became famous all over the world. When both armies mentioned Changshan Zhao Zilong, they were all frightened. From then on, I was deeply impressed by Zilong.

Zilong usually doesn't talk much, but he often tells me some truth. If there is anything I can't figure out, I like to go to him best. For example, I don't know what we are fighting for all day. Zilong will tell me, look at people in this world, just like meat rolling in a boiling pot. There are many people fighting for this pot of meat. What we are doing now is to beat all these people and then put out the fire.

Sometimes I can't help thinking, why is God so kind to Zilong? He has almost all the advantages of men. What woman in the world hasn't thought of marrying someone like Zilong?

However, Zilong is unhappy, I know.

When I was in Guiyang, Zilong once became sworn brothers with a man named Zhao Fan. Later, when they were drinking, Zhao Fan ordered Fan Shi, the sister-in-law of his dead brother, to pour the wine. Zilong was surprised at first sight. Zhao Fan saw that there seemed to be 10,000 kinds of feelings between them and wanted to help them. Zilong was furious at that time and denounced Zhao Fan. Later, the eldest brother acted as a matchmaker for him, but Zilong refused, saying that he had ruined his reputation for a woman. Why do good men have no wives? So everyone in the world called Zilong her real husband.

But only I know that Zilong has been unhappy for so many years. On the surface, he is handsome and happy, and there are always many women around him, but he told me that he has been missing that woman. Sometimes you have no choice, really no choice, Zilong said with red eyes after drinking too much wine.

In fact, if I were you, if I like someone, I would take her back when the sky falls. But I am not a dragon, so I have no luck to appreciate his perfection, nor can I feel his pain.

In fact, God is fair. Don't believe that you should try God for a few days.

8.

Let's talk about the second brother today.

The second brother has always been a god-like figure in the eyes of the world. Phoenix eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, floating three beautiful beards; Kill Yan Liang, kill Wen Chou and kill Hua Xiong with warm wine; Go through five customs, cut six generals, and ride thousands of miles alone; Hang seal, reward and be loyal to the universe. If there is a god in the world, you should bow down when you see your second brother.

In fact, in terms of martial arts, the second brother may not be better than Zilong, but in terms of strength, he is slightly inferior to me. But when the two armies confronted each other, Zilong and I were far less lethal than our second brother. One of the reasons is that the second brother looks like a god, and he is not angry and arrogant. Wherever he goes, he is as majestic as a god. The second reason is that the second brother's knife is heavy and fast, and a dragon crescent moon blade weighs about 82 kg. He rode a red hare chasing the wind and electricity, so the second brother often killed the enemy in a dozen encounters, and the enemy would be beheaded before he could see it clearly. Zilong and Wen Chou fought for more than fifty rounds, but Wen Chou didn't see his second brother until he died.

The second brother is a man of few words. He always likes to study with a history book on weekdays. If you ask him ten words, he may be able to answer one, usually no more than three words. Therefore, many people say that the second brother is aloof, but no one blames him, because if there is only one person in the world who is eligible to be aloof, then this person must be the second brother.

In fact, I know that second brother is by no means arrogant. The second brother had a good family when he was a child, and his parents spoiled him when he was old. The second brother was shy as a virgin when he was young, blushed when he saw strangers, and was often bullied by urchins of the same age. Later, the family suddenly changed and the parents died. At that time, the second brother only felt that the sun and the moon were dim and wanted to go with his parents. Later, some relatives took him in, but his affection was cold and supercilious. Fortunately, his second brother has grown up and his personality has become very withdrawn. When my second brother was in his twenties, he was teased by a gangster in the market one day. He never said a word from beginning to end. When the man insulted his parents, the second brother glared, grabbed a pig-killing knife and killed the gangster with only one knife. After that, my second brother fled for five or six years, and then I met my older brother.

The affection between big brother and second brother is very subtle. Not only I can't figure it out, but even the strategist Zilong can't figure it out. Tired of being asked by me, the strategist will perfunctory me with one sentence: the child is not a fish, he knows the happiness of fish?

Sometimes when I look at the way my second brother looks at my eldest brother, I suddenly feel sorry for my second brother. Strength is humiliation. The stronger a person looks, the more incredible he feels weak. Sometimes when I look at Zilong, I feel that my second brother is far happier than Zilong. Although it is better to miss each other than to meet each other, how many people know the taste of truly unforgettable thoughts?

A person who is too proud is actually extremely inferior. And you'd better not provoke a person with too much inferiority.

9.

That day in Jingzhou, on August 15th, my brother invited us to enjoy the moon and drink in the back garden. The strategist suddenly poured a glass of wine on the ground and sighed, Here's to Xu Ziyuan. We were all silent, and the boss suddenly said with a smile, it's really his misfortune that cao thief was narrow-minded and killed. The strategist said, "It's a pity that I'm not a talent." .

I have heard of Xu You, but I have never met him. I don't know how he died, so I begged Zilong to tell me when I got back. Zilong recently got a new chick and was in a good mood, so he told me everything.

Xu You was Yuan Shao's counselor earlier, when Yuan Shao's soldiers were more invincible than Ma Zhuang and the governors of the Central Plains. Although Xu You is resourceful, Yuan Shao is talented and doesn't pay much attention to him. Later, Cao Cao held the emperor to make the princes, and Yuan Shao set out to crusade against Cao Cao. The two armies fought for several days and launched a life-and-death battle in Guandu. After a long time, Cao Jun ran out of food and grass, so people rushed to Xuchang to urge food. Unexpectedly, he was stopped and reported to Yuan Shao. Because he was a good friend of Cao when he was young, he became suspicious. Xu You was so angry that he left Cao Cao. Later, due to Xu You's stratagem, Cao Caocai defeated Yuan Shao and occupied Yizhou.

That day, Cao Cao heard that Xu Yuanlai had surrendered and was taking a bath. He had no time to get dressed and ran out barefoot around a piece of cloth. Later, Cao Cao's allusion to Xu You was widely praised by the world.

However, Xu You was highly valued by Cao Cao. He died unfairly and was killed by Xu Jun under Cao Cao. After capturing Yizhou that day, Xu You met Xu Jun, but was hacked to death by Xu Jun. Later, Cao Cao deeply blamed Xu Jun and buried Xu You.

Xu Jun has a hot temper, just like me. It is estimated that he killed Xu You in a rage. Zilong shook his head and said, No, if Cao Cao didn't want to kill Xu You, he wouldn't dare to kill Xu You even if he lent Xu Jun ten hot tempers.

Cao Cao was so kind to him. Why did he kill Yuan? I don't understand.

Zilong told me that there were three reasons: first, Xu You took refuge in Cao Cao that day, and the first sentence was to ask Cao Cao about his food and grass. Cao Cao made three false reports in a row, all of which were found out. Xu You said at that time: Everyone said that Meng De was a traitor, and it really happened today. Second, after breaking Yongzhou, Xu You pointed at the city gate with a whip and called Cao Cao's nickname: Auntie, if you can't accept me, how can you enter this door? Third, Yuan Shao has been defeated.

For the first two reasons, I understand that Cao Cao is narrow-minded by nature. Although he is quiet on the surface, he is extremely cautious inside. He can remember a little thing for a lifetime, which is quite smart. But I don't understand the third reason. What is the relationship between Yuan Shao's failure and Xu You?

Zilong laughed: a sly rabbit dies, and a running dog cooks; The birds are exhausted, and the bow is hidden.

After Zilong left, I thought for a long time, and all the birds died. What should I do with the bow? But in that case, if eldest brother wins the world, what about me?

10. Today, when I went out, I saw a beggar with a strange look. He has a small head on his round body, like a drumstick inserted in a watermelon, which reminds me of Mi Heng.

Mi Heng looks worse than this beggar. He has a big head on his slender body, like a toothpick carrying an eight-tael steamed bread. He also likes to shake his head when he speaks, which makes people feel afraid that his thin neck can't bear it. In case that big head falls, it's no joke.

Seeing Mi Heng occasionally that year scared me. Why don't such people die? Actually, I wandered around the street to scare people. I really want to go up and beat him up. My second brother stopped me and told me that if there is a strange phase, there will be wonderful power. This man is known as a genius. Kong Rong once described this man in four words: rare.

It turns out that this person is quite powerful. No wonder he has such a big head, but I think he is obviously an idle person. Why didn't anyone use him? Second brother shook his head and said nothing.

Later, when we were in Xuzhou, Cao Cao was already the prime minister of the Han Dynasty. Kong Rong finally recommended Mi Fei to Cao Cao, and Cao Cao heard his name for a long time, so he summoned Mi Fei. As for what happened later, my second brother told me, which I found very interesting.

When Mi Heng met Cao Cao, he scolded a group of people under Cao Cao as soon as he came up. The most interesting remark about Xia Houdun is: Xia Houdun can be called an out-and-out general. Xiahou is blind in one eye, and he is most afraid of being mentioned as disabled. After hearing what Mi Heng said, he hardly looked back. However, Cao Cao was not angry. Instead, he asked Mi Heng to drum for the banquet and ordered him to be a small drum collector. Mi Heng readily agreed.

The next day, Mi Heng, in rags, came to the hall to drum and sing. The song was tragic and inexplicable, and the guests next to it cried a lot. Cao Cao's men ordered Mi Fei to change clothes, so Mi Fei took off his clothes in public, naked and singing. Strangely, Mi Fei was so rude that Cao Cao didn't kill him. Just sent Mi Heng to surrender Liu Biao.

When Mi Heng arrived at Liu Biao, it was still ironic. Liu Biao's men tried to kill him, but Liu Biao didn't kill him. Instead, it was sent to Huang Zu.

In Huang Zu, Huang Zu killed Mi Heng without saying a few words.

I find it strange to hear that. Supposedly, Cao Cao is narrow-minded. Mi Heng humiliated him for three transgressions and two times, and should have killed him. Why did you send him to see Liu Biao? The second brother smiled and said, this is Cao Cao's cunning. Mi Heng is a famous person in the world. If Cao Cao kills him, he will be despised by the whole world. Liu Biao thought the same thing, so he was transferred to Huang Zu. Huang Zu is a clown. If he didn't agree with a word, he killed him, causing eternal infamy for no reason.

Oh, I see, so I understand why Huang Zu returned Mi Fei's head to Liu Biao after killing Mi Fei, and Liu Biao returned it to Cao Cao overnight.

Mi Heng is like a hot potato. Anyone who holds it in his hand feels hot, and when he throws it away, he is accused of wasting food, so the clever Cao Cao transfers it to Liu Biao, who in turn transfers it to the more stupid Huang Zu.

But I don't understand this. Why is Mi Heng hated wherever he goes? Why does everyone want to kill him?

One night, it dawned on me: Is it because Mi Fei's head is too big to support the weight of his head and he can't do it himself, so he impersonated Cao Cao and Cao Cao impersonated Liu Biao, and finally Huang Zu completed his mission?

After I figured it out, I think Mi Heng is really a smart man, and I am not stupid myself.

1 1.

I have nothing to do today. After dinner, I went out to bask in the sun and met my eldest brother. He squinted at the sky. When he saw me, he couldn't help saying to me, third brother, look at that cloud. I looked up and cheered at once: what a big marshmallow! Big brother gave me a white look and said that he was not interested. Anything can make you think of food, but it is also rare.

Actually, I can't blame myself. My family was poor when I was a child. Whenever I am hungry, they always grab something for me. When I can't eat, they will draw next to me. For example, if you give me a corn cob, they will say it's a chicken leg, yellow and shiny, so I chewed the corn and the cob together in my imagination. Later, they didn't have to say anything. I learned to imagine myself. I can imagine everything I see as food.

Actually, I didn't eat too much. At most, I ate 3 Jin of steamed buns, 2 Jin of beef and 8 cakes. After dinner, I drank some noodle soup and ate two watermelons, weighing about 10 kg. Every time I tell them, they always look at me with surprised eyes and compare me to an animal. Later, I couldn't help telling them that pigs can't eat that much at one meal. But can pigs not eat for three days in a row? I can. When you start a war, you may not win it all.

Is that enough?