There is an urgent need for philosophical stories

John's beard and Ying Ruocheng's game.

John has a long beard, and suddenly he intends to shave it off, but he is a little hesitant: what will friends and colleagues think? Will they make fun of him? After several days' consideration, he finally decided to keep only a moustache. When he went to work the next day, he was ready for the worst. Unexpectedly, no one commented on his changes, and everyone went to the office in a hurry, doing their own things tightly. In fact, no one said a word until the noon break. Finally, he couldn't help asking others first: "What do you think of me?"

The other party was shocked: "What is it like?"

"Can't you see that I'm a little different today?"

Colleagues began to look at him from head to toe, and finally someone shouted, "Oh! You have a moustache. "

Ying Ruocheng, a famous performance artist, also told a similar story. He was born and raised in a big family. Every time he eats, dozens of people sit in a big restaurant. Once he had a whim and decided to play a joke on everyone. Before eating, he hid in an unattended cupboard in the restaurant and wanted to jump out when everyone could not find him anywhere.

To Ying Ruocheng's embarrassment, no one noticed his absence. He didn't come out to eat leftovers until everyone left after dinner.

From then on, he warned himself: never take yourself too seriously, or you will be disappointed.

Don't think you are the center of the world. Look in the mirror for half an hour every day and decide which lipstick and tie to use. Your painstaking efforts may not be noticed at all. Everyone is doing their own thing, so you should be careful not to always think about what others say about you.

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18 cherry, 18 bend.

Goethe told such a short story in his ballad: Jesus took his disciple Peter on a long journey, and when he saw a small horseshoe on the way, he asked Peter to pick it up. Peter was too lazy to bend over and pretended not to hear. Jesus said nothing. He picked up a horseshoe himself. When he passed the town, he went to the blacksmith's shop and asked for three pence, and used the money to buy 18 cherries. They walked on through the vast wilderness. Knowing that Peter was thirsty and hungry, Jesus let a cherry hidden in his sleeve fall out, and Peter quickly picked it up and ate it. Jesus got lost, and Peter turned in a panic 18 times.

Jesus smiled and said to Peter, "If you once bent down, you won't bend down endlessly in the future." . If you don't do small things, you will work hard on smaller things in the future. "

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deceive oneself as well as others

Mark H. Mike, the founder of IMG, is a world-class management expert. He introduced himself and learned a lot from a good friend.

This friend is an outstanding salesman. As long as he stands out, his charm will fill every corner, and you won't leave until you spend all your money. However, his strength is only this, and he knows nothing about other aspects, such as organization, fund use, encouragement to subordinates, business details and work execution.

This kind of person could have become a star-like sales manager of a company, but he is by no means an entrepreneur. However, this gentleman is a master of self-deception, and he overestimates his ability. For ten years in a row, he kept setting up his own company and then went bankrupt.

More ironically, he thinks that everyone has his extraordinary sales performance. For him, sales is the easiest job, and he feels that others are equally easy. So he stayed in the office as a manager and let others go out to run sales. As a result, no one in the company is playing his own specialty.

One cannot be perfect in everything. The key is to maximize your own advantages and minimize the harm of your shortcomings. If you spend all your energy on improving your weaknesses, the effect is not great. On the contrary, it will affect other aspects and become an enemy without characteristics. Naturally, it is difficult to make achievements.

It is not terrible to have defects, what is terrible is to engage in the work corresponding to defects; It's a good thing to have a specialty. Abandoning it is like having no specialty.

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Seven points and three points (super incisive)

Tian Li is a man and a woman is a good person. Men-difficult people also; Woman-and a good person!

Seven paintings are "male", three paintings are "female", and seven and three are perfect. So men take away seven points of power, and women only resist three points!

Physiologically, there are seven males and three females. But endurance is seven for women and three for men. Therefore, in the face of rival in love, men usually hand-to-hand combat and solve it by force; Women prefer the tug-of-war of infighting!

Men chat, seven points about ideals, three points about women; Women talk about men's seven points and three points. Thus, men conquer the world and win women; Women conquer men and win the world.

A man's oath is seven points false and three points true. Therefore, men are not bad and women don't love them; A woman's appearance depends three points on her appearance and seven points on her dress. So men dare to do business, and women dare not make up.

Women have seven points of self-confidence and three points of uncertainty, so women always ask men, "Do I look good in this dress?" Men are seven points impatient and three points perfunctory, and they leave without looking: it's really beautiful! Women give seven to their families and three to their parents. A man's seven points are given to his career, to his wife, to his children, to his parents and to his lover, and the remaining three points ... So, when divorcing, the woman can get seven points of property, while the man can get very freedom.

In the colorful outside world, women occupy seven points of color, and men only have three points, so there is a "flower girl"; In the same gorgeous inner world, men spend seven points to appreciate other women, leaving only three points of loyalty to their lovers. So there was Playboy.

Men want women to be three points charming and seven points slim; Women want men with three black veil and seven gold bars. Therefore, men often admire: "She is so beautiful!" Women often think, "He is really rich!" Men have three points of love for feelings, seven points of love for sex, and women have the opposite! So, men are three people and seven animals!

Men can be seven men and three women; Women can't be divided into seven points, women can't be divided into three points.

Men don't like women who are seven points smart, just as women don't like men who are seven points honest!

Men spend seven minutes thinking and three minutes expressing in their lives, while women are just the opposite! Therefore, some words men don't want to say, and women don't want to say!

A woman's skin is seven points natural and three points dependent on maintenance. So men are afraid of women getting tanned and often let them hide behind their backs!

Men love mathematics for seven points and literature for three points. So men conquer women with three points of romance and seven points of reason.

In fact, the sweetest love is to get three points and want seven points; The most stable marriage is to get seven points and want three points. Therefore, marriage is not sweet because women let men get too much!

What I said is seven points of truth, and three points are children's play!

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How can I become a "celebrity"

The "celebrity" mentioned here is not a celebrity in life, but an ID on the Internet. Many new friends are eager to become famous on BBS overnight, so that everyone can know and understand themselves. I found the following effective methods through observation:

1. If you have writing ability, post more posts and make good posts, preferably every day, bombing everyone's eyes! In the case that everyone gradually accepts you, chat with you appropriately in the reply, and you will gradually get familiar with it through communication. After a long time, you will become a powerful writer on BBS.

2. If you don't have writing ability, you can post every day to attract everyone's attention. Let everyone gradually feel that if one day you can't see your own forwarding, life will be no fun, and then you will not be far from becoming a "celebrity".

If you can't write and don't want to repost, then you should be a "trumpet player"-that is, reply to other people's posts. I would like to solemnly remind you that you must pay attention to it: when replying to the post, you should remember to say something flattering, such as: good post ~ the landlord's writing is really good, and so on. And never clap bricks: the theme of this post is not clear, the sentences are not fluent, etc. If you don't pay attention to the reply, you will not only lose your reputation, but also cause resentment from the landlord and others. Stealing chickens and not eating rice.

If you think the above means are too slow, I'll tell you a faster way: find a celebrity on the forum to have an affair with him or her, such as Xiao Zhu, a celebrity on the forum and so on. If you think this is immoral, you can also find someone who wants to become famous quickly as you do. For example, today you wrote: * * We love each other forever, and tomorrow you send a message: * * You are immoral. Now that you are married, why did you lie to me? Tell me another story the day after tomorrow: a love story I have to tell. . . After such bombardment, it is hard for you not to be famous, which will make you famous on BBS overnight.

If you don't use any of the above methods, you will only have the idea of playing bamboo. But the premise of this method is that you have known Bambusa bambusa in some way before, and it is also a convenient way to introduce you to everyone through Bambusa bambusa (note: people on BBS love to follow suit. Shoot MP, who dares to give Xiaozhu face ~)

6. If you are a playful person, you can often irrigate, which is the most convenient way to improve your popularity.

If that's not enough.

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