Tik Tok jokes (Tik Tok jokes)

First, someone saved your number to call you. I am different. I didn't answer.

Second, no matter how beautiful your face is, you will get old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

4. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

I have a learning heart, but I have a life of failing a course. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

Six, when we were children, we regarded toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends regarded us as toys.

Seven, my mother looked at the beautiful daughter of relatives and said to me: people's faces look like they have done it, and your face looks like you have been sitting!

Eight, the four tragedies of life: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat, too sleepy to sleep!

Nine, girls' interpersonal relationships are divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.

Ten, others stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

Eleven, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to blue, and finally left me.

Twelve, I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life.

Thirteen, it is said that girls are made of water, gentle and won't lose their temper. Me, too, but I'm Sprite, so I have to hold it. I can't shake it or drop it, or it will explode easily.

Fourteen, what is die hard Rowen? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

Fifteen, the wolf is coming! The child said it three times, but no one believed it. The teacher is coming! I said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf!

Sixteen, it is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?

Seventeen, one day I went to my mother's room to play, and I came across a diary about my birth. I opened it and saw eight words written on it: extremely ugly and unacceptable!

Eighteen, if you ask God for help, it shows that you believe in God's ability; If God doesn't help you, it means that God believes in your ability.

Nineteen, don't complain that you live too tired and too bitter. Like me, I used to be nothing, but now I'm different. Even the boss who is worth a million dollars took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: Hey, waiter, come here!

20. Don't ask me if I have a date in the future. It is against the dogma that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

2 1. What is a warm man! A man who warms only one woman is a warm man! A man who warms many women, it's a boiler!

22. Recently, I found a problem: people who have been dissatisfied with their hairstyles have one thing in common, that is, they are unwilling to admit that there is something wrong with their faces!

Twenty-three, in fact, Tang Priest is also quite. The ugly ones are called benefactors, and the beautiful ones are called bodhisattvas.

The strangest thing in the world is that my mother took my father's salary card and told me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife.

Twenty-five, when I came home from college holiday, my mother cooked me a good table. My father: Eat freely and make yourself at home!

Twenty-six, from an early age, there was an enemy called "other people's children". He doesn't like playing games. He always only knows how to study.

Twenty-seven, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance and giving you a low IQ will not make you appear uncoordinated.

Twenty-eight, some parents educate their children, there is no scientific method, no rules and regulations, and they rely entirely on touch ... such as my dad!

Twenty-nine, children living in school: Monday is the richest man, Tuesday is a local tyrant, Wednesday is a civilian, Thursday is a poor man, and Friday is a ruin.

Thirty, commitment, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.