Copy short sentences.

Joke short sentences (33 selected sentences) 1. When your girlfriend quarrels, she says to you, "You can do whatever you want." Be careful at this time. Nine times out of ten, she is going to break up with you, so don't laugh. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that. 3. I have been online dating, but I don't think I will be online dating again, because I am really tired: I have to wear a wig, a dress map and a voice changer to meow every day. I used to like to watch ghost stories, but later I changed to look at house prices, and the effect is much better than ghost stories. 5. You: The salary is spent too fast like a tornado, the holiday is spent too fast like a tornado, and the hair is lost too fast like a tornado. No love. 6. When you send me a WeChat, I won't reply to you-why not try sending a red envelope! 7. If your monthly salary is only 3,000 yuan, but you want to buy a house of 140 square meters and a luxury car worth millions, then we will set him a small goal, such as living to 200 years old and then borrowing it for 500 years. 8. Emotional singleness is a man's virtue. I'm good at this. I will never date my two girlfriends at the same time. There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair. 10. Son, you are so lucky to know me. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues. 1 1. Do you think everyone will sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games. 12. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate. 13. I wish I were a man. I can chase girls and help my brothers fight. I never finish a thousand cups. I wander alone at night. My mother won't bother me. I can go out every day without cleaning up. My short hair can be dried twice without a hair dryer. I can have sex with men when there is no holiday. 14. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor. 15. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin. 16. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. I didn't expect my mother to scold me, but she comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back." 17. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy apples to wear and I buy a bag of apples. 18. Every time I take the bus, I'm scared, because before I get off the bus, the radio always says,' Please watch out for spies between platforms'. 19. Tell me about you. What are the benefits of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars. 20. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus. 2 1. Sometimes two people who chat happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face. 22. My goal in life is to own my own house in Beijing at the age of 30. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old. 23. At your age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can have a good sleep during the day and get excited without stimulants at night. 24. People are unlucky. If they drink cold water, their teeth will be blocked. Water is even more unlucky. If they are drunk, they will be trapped in their teeth. 25. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street. 26. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, and those who are prepared are generally rich and powerful. 27. As far as the present situation is concerned, there is little hope of legalizing same-sex marriage. After all, a same-sex couple can have up to eight fewer children. 28. I was dissatisfied with the low salary, so I bought a teacup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it. Every time I have a meeting, I will put the printed side of the cup in front of my boss. As a result, at the meeting today, the boss was rolling around at me with a tea egg in his hand. 29. Your love is: plant flowers with your heart, but you can't blossom; If you don't plant willows, wow, willows won't sprout. 30. Children don't think their mother is ugly, ugly or really ugly. Dogs don't think their families are poor, but the poor are really poor. 3 1. On the high-speed train, a child said to * * *: I'm hungry. * * * said: Don't be hungry. 32. "You are bound to meet better people." "I can't even keep ordinary people like you. What's the use of meeting someone better? " 33. Be sure to buy a thin notebook, so that when the cat is lying on her lap, the notebook will not protest and the cat will feel quite warm.