Xiao Xin fortune-telling

Downstairs said: depressed, too

The soy sauce maker said, one is an eagle and the other is a rabbit. Over and over again will not be depressed!

The above is even original, although the level is not high, but I really hope that the landlord will be in a better mood. The following is the funniest one I picked out from many jokes. I think it's good. Let's have a look! If you have seen it, please don't pat the brick. I really read them one by one before choosing them ~0~)

1. A person went fishing by the river, wearing a leaf first, and no fish took the bait for a long time; He changed another piece of bread, but no fish took the bait for a long time; He had no choice but to change earthworms, but no fish took the bait for a long time. In a rage, he took out 100 RMB and threw it into the water to curse: "* * *&; % @ What to eat! Buy it yourself! ! !

My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief, so he has been sucking it through his nose. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! Too noisy! " The whole class was silent. The teacher added, "Who steals noodles in class? What are you arguing about? "

The patient said to the dentist, "You really make money. It only took you three seconds to earn $3. "

The doctor replied, "If you like, I can pull it out in slow motion."

4. Son: "Mom, I failed the math exam today." Mother: "Why, what's the problem?" Son: "The teacher asked me 2*3=? I said =6. " Mother: "That's right, and then what?" Son: "The teacher asked me 3*2=?" Mother: "Isn't this the same?" Son: "That's what I said. ..

When eating in a restaurant, a customer who had been waiting for a long time called the waiter and asked, "Why isn't the braised fish I ordered ready yet?" "Just a moment, sir." "What? What are you waiting for? " The customer was very angry and said, "Is your fish fresh?"

6. When someone was eating, he couldn't see a piece of beef in the beef Lamian Noodles, so he pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: Why is there no beef in the beef Lamian Noodles? The boss said flatly, don't take it too seriously. You still expect a wife who eats old woman's cake?

7. The tortoise is ill, so let the snail buy medicine for half an hour. After that, the tortoise said impatiently, "NND hasn't come back yet, and you want me to die!" "

At this moment, a voice came from the door: "You mean I'm not going!" " Tortoise: .............................

I think the last one is the funniest, hehe.

Cheer up! Okay？