The complete works of six interesting famous sayings.

1, take your hand and drag it away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

2. Say that money is a sin and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

4. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oil and rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …

When I woke up, it was already dark.

6. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

7. If possible, be a little stronger, rather strong than weak!

8. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

9, Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

10, you have to find out the script of your life-not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the foreign story of your friends.

1 1, the poorest is nothing more than begging, which will eventually appear.

12, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

13. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

14, when will there be a bright moon? See for yourself.

15, how to lose weight without eating?

16, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

17, in fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend, pretend to be round, have a threshold, pretend to move forward, and become the legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, you will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

18, a man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime.

19, he's just a pot of water, pour it into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

2 1, stop bragging, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too!

22, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, true-acacia!

23. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

24. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

25. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

26, marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely, it is inconvenient to move, but it will be very warm.

27, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.

28. Love is putting your heart and soul into it and then pulling out!

29. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

30. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

3 1, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

32. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

33. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

34. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

35. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

36. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

38. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

39. I like you so much that you will die.

40. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

4 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

42. What if I have a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!

43. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

44. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

45. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

46. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

47. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

48. Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. I wonder where the theme came from when they were old.

49. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

50, in any case, can't play with others, players will be played.

5 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

52. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.

53. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

55. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

56. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

57, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

58. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

59. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this. ...

60, life is like toilet paper, nothing to talk as little as possible!

6 1, no windtight wall, no hanging beam.

62. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

63. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

64. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

65. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

67. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

68. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

69. They said I was bt and asked me to do ct, but I turned out to be et.

70. Watch yourself go through ups and downs and watch your friends go through ups and downs.

7 1, the time is too thin and the fingers are too wide.

72. When you hold hands, you know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

73. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

74. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals ...

75. The only thing in the world that you can get without hard work is age!

76. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

77. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

78. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

79. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

80, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

8 1, during the onset of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

82. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

83. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackles all the way.

84. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

85. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

86. Don't always tell me the story of the B club when you are ordinary people! Why can't Baidu search you again? No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

88. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

89. Life is like this. Always occupy the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shout that they have mastered life and destiny. But I didn't see it, living in a higher sky. Show a sarcastic expression.

90. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

9 1, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

92. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

93. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

94. Our goal: Look at money and make money from it.

95. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me?

96, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

No matter how considerate you are, you are not the best one.

98. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.

99. Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

100, don't watch what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, please concentrate on soy sauce.

10 1, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

102, is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

103, who is whose husband? All fucking temporary workers! (www.lz 13.cn)

104, the hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, the beauty let me pass.

105, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

106, the sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

107, the iron pestle can be ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

108, the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

109, Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

1 10, people are not smart and bald like others.