Guiyang Baiyun Fortune Telling Hall _ Where is Guiyang Baiyun Fortune Telling Hall?

Two-part allegorical saying in Guangzhou dialect;

Kitchen God Fell into the Pot-Spirit (Steam and Beautiful Harmony)

The wife shoulders the heavy burden-Yin Gong (male and male homonym)

Husband splashes fans-bleak (sad and homophonic with his wife)

Fish in soy sauce-full color water (described as artificial)

Blind people eat soup-know well.

Borrow a comb from a monk-an extra one.

Monks bear a heavy burden-lawlessness (harmony between law and law)

One-eyed man's wife-Take a look at the sun

Brother Chaozhou plays the erhu-take care of yourself (imitation voice)

Camels sell shrimp-everyone is not sure (because camels and shrimp are curved)

Chili sauce with soy sauce-order if you want.

Soy sauce bottle cap-salty and wet (describing people as lewd)

Tie Guai Li plays football-a kicking method (describing the whole work)

The Great Strike in the Temple of Hades-The Use of Ghosts

God is a pain in the ass and hates cats.

Old fall into the shit hole-there is no Sun Fu.

The sweet potato fell into the oven-it's time to simmer (it's dead)

Aircraft Crossing-High-altitude Fighting (describing the height of human eyes)

African monks-black people hate it.

The wind blows the eggshell-riches and honour scatter people.

Overnight frying ghosts-drying their anger

Yan Luowang married a daughter-a ghost's wish.

Recruitment in Yan Luowang —— It's done by ghosts.

Undersea grouper-good stagnation (fish and stagnation are homophonic, meaning embarrassing)

Black Swan and White Swan-Day and Night

Yellow bark tree is big brother-don't cook or eat.

The wind blows the emperor's pants-lonely pigeons are cold (describing people as stingy)

Roast pig's head-cooked mantra noodles

Husband's wallet-husband's money (superficial)

Carrying bamboo poles in cold alleys-straight out and straight in.

Linen robe-not fruit material.

Shut the knife in the shit hole-you can't get words, and you can't get martial arts (words are homophonic with taste, and martial arts are homophonic with dance).

Shit pit stone-smelly and hard

Throw a pen-don't give up (giving up is the same as writing)

October mustard-from the heart (describing women's love for men)

Braised pork with rattan -FIT 1 to oil spill (onomatopoeia, describing clothes, etc. Are very suitable people)

Lordy orange- What do people want

The dog on the tile truss-there is a way (to describe the ambiguous relationship between men and women)

Aircraft burning candle clouds (ecstasy)

Paradise potty-concentrated

Rat's tail sore-sun limitation (describing human's limited strength)

Salusi Money-Attracting the Dead (Very Attractive)

Cowhide lanterns-the focus is extremely obscure

Teapots with ears-you have to talk (to describe people who talk but don't do it)

Fight with a chicken-throw up on the meat (to describe a person who fights badly)

Throw stones into the shit pit-arouse public anger (feces)

Passport photo-make a fool of yourself

Wet cotton-fun (impeccable)

Ben called the dog-the more he barked, the more he walked.

Fish seller-sound (sound has fish). Sound and news also mean that something has hope of success.

Selling the tail of mandarin fish-talking (another way of speaking up)

Boil soup with salted eggs-the heart is really dry

Paper doll-angry without god

City bridge candle-false support (heart and core are homophonic.

At the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, there was a workshop in Shiqiao Town, Panyu County, and the cost of making candles earned a lot of money. Even cut corners, shoddy, let people use old cotton tires and rotten cotton as waste.

Flocculation is made into thick cotton rope, which is used as candle core. To hide people's eyes and ears, expose the candle head and light a small wick made of white, fine and beautiful cotton yarn. When the customer looks at it, wow, there is a lot of fine wax in it. You buy again, I'll buy again. main points

When you go back to use it, you will know that people are stupid first. )

Tofu guy builds a ladder-the picture on the left shows the imperial examination in feudal times. At that time, Gong Xue, the capital city of Guangzhou, was the place where the government tried to publish the list. There is a tofu shop next to Gong Xue. Once, the person who posted the list forgot to bring the ladder. It happened that the boss's family was among the best, and the boss readily came to help move the ladder. Since then, this has become a routine. Every time the list is published, the official wants the tofu shop owner to carry the ladder, so he says so. )

Wash your feet, but don't wipe them-tie a fing6 6 6 (throw)

Seven copper coins are divided into two parts-well, three parts and four parts.

Pingzhou wet nurse-earn a lot of money

Burning firecrackers on the top of the coffin-scary

Riding and laughing-release the viper

Know very little-pretend to be a representative

Xu-pretend to be busy

Early knowledge-seeking

Quiet cock-admit low prestige (quietly admit to apologizing to others)

Out of position-know how to grab the microphone (out of position, grasp the opportunity to get ahead)

Take his life while he is sick (literally, kill him while he is sick)

Blow the horn.-wait.

Artificial high-secret fishing (secret fishing, secretly doing part-time jobs. You can earn a high salary without doing a part-time job)

Temujin hit the boy-sweating like a pig (drooping means hitting people)

Amao's whole cake-no fruit sample (no style, stick to that style, redundant)

Watermelon hits the dog-I didn't see it.

Thank the Kitchen God on the eve of 30th-it is better not to do it (Kitchen God will tell the Jade Emperor in heaven on 30th, so I really shouldn't thank him).

Kitchen rag-salty wet (salty wet, dirty, salty wet guy means dirty blank pornography)

The birthday boy hanged his neck-too long for life.

An ancient Chinese herbal medicine-Chinese milk vetch

Brother Xi shaved his head-soon (soon)

Fat people wear hat shirts-just a few big ones (hat, put it on, hat shirt, put it on, clothes are actually T-shirts, just a few big ones, let's try)

Shit is suddenly sour-eyes are sour (shit is suddenly sour, asshole is sour, look. Don't want to see it again)

The lion with tile eaves-full (no matter how fierce it is, it's just a decoration)

Kneeling to feed pigs-for money (for money, bear the injustice)

Breaking wood under the bed-hitting a big board (breaking wood means cutting wood and hitting a big nail)

Funeral of the deaf-don't listen to your flute for the dead (deaf people can't hear funeral music, and the dead have the function of mood particle in Cantonese)

Fat woman sitting in a shit tower-tup regrets (shit tower, toilet, TUP is an adjective, meaning strong, dense and firm)

Tie the paper gently to your chin and mouth (words have no weight, or promises are easily unreliable)

Dinghu Shangsu-Haozhai (Dinghu Lake, a scenic spot in Zhaoqing, Guangdong)

Burn the flagpole-sigh (sigh is the same as charcoal. Literally, the fire on the flagpole is burning, and people are helpless. In fact, sighing in Cantonese means enjoying most of the time, such as sighing about the world, which means having a long time to enjoy)

Chickens eat fireflies-know it (chickens eat fireflies)

Mountain herb -Ngup must be ngup(ngup, speak. Speak irresponsibly, full address unknown)

Moon cake-moon cake

A hoe with a broken handle-take it (if you don't have a handle, you're not sure)

Cats wash their faces-wear sweet chairs (meaning)

Worship in the coffin shop-I want to die (literally)

Knives are all over you-unprofitable (many skills, but none of them are so proficient)

Fairy tale fart-extraordinary

Insect crutches-unreliable (unreliable)

A sailor-to-sailor water war (one of us hits one of us)

Win every other year-worthless (after futures, worthless)

A lantern with a long pole-it's not close from afar (it's dark under the lamp). According to, it also means to care, sometimes it means to care more about people who can't be men far away than people who are close)

Tin body is the land of Sanyuan Palace (according to legend, the land god of Sanyuan Palace is made of tin, and tin sound means treasure in Cantonese).

In August 2006, Lu Rongting, a warlord in Guangxi, was appointed as the overseer of Guangdong Province and served as the inspector of Guangdong and Guangxi. On a whim, I put on a suit for the poor and the ragged.

I walked into the fortune teller's "fortune teller" and wanted to test the fortune teller's eyesight for fun, but the fortune teller "fairy" told me that he "

Hey, it's falling. "It means that he is a prominent official, so why does he pretend to be poor, but he has to pretend to be poor? Later, people put good things in bad situations, which is called "Lu Rongting's embarrassment". )

Fried dumplings on new year's eve-everyone has me (fried dumplings, Guangdong new year's goods, necessary for every household in the old society)

Kitchen step brick-salty and wet

Scholar's towel-Bao Shu (book and dissonance)

October sugarcane head-sweet to the end

Duck hanging upside down-smooth mouth

Carrying a coffin and throwing pants-it's rude to die.

Lei Gong chopped tofu-soft shrimp (shrimp means bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, picking the weak to bully the weak and afraid of the hard)

Fish porridge-the stone is ripe (stone, just right, just right)

Fire Kirin-whole body addiction (whole body addiction, some people are full of tortoise qi, very arrogant and need to be beaten)

Chao is wearing pants-stop Li (not trying)

Aben raises cats-transsexuality

Allen marries Ali-everyone is tired.

Win every other year-not worth it.

A load of mud in Baiyun Mountain-wide eyes and narrow stomach

Duck hanging upside down-smooth mouth

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-they know what disease they have (or they can't say what disease they have).

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

A scholar meets a soldier-the reasonable statement is unclear

Bachelors teach boys-greedy rice

Money belongs to a bachelor-once lost, there is no turning back.

Zhang Er monk-scratching their heads.

Politeness and honesty-shameless

Muddy guy opens the door-a man who leads his life.

It's not enough to steal chickens-it's not enough to eat rice.

The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

Dried duck before winter-get a word

Wet Elemene-Pumping at both ends

Open henhouse-self-entry

The white eel goes to the beach-it's not dead.

Fish man takes a bath-silent breathing

Bow ruler-measure water (ask people for money)

Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.

The old man buried the knot in a year-counting the number of pigeons.

Frogs cross the river in their own ways.

The number of drunk street lamps-I wonder how many.

Grandma is a woman-don't tell everyone.

Mongolian Khan-Kublai Khan (spanked)

Steamed raw melon-the land of god (the land of god refers to the immature and toothless melon)

Rattan without ears-relying on support

Navy gives sailors-buckets of water

The plane hit a kite-there is a baa.

Cold lane brick-wet

Draw a dog's head with four pieces of white paper-what a big face.

Camel Travel-Middle Earth (meaning swimming in the middle)

Atto's coffin-I can't even die.

Tea melons deliver meals-good people are limited (meaning that tea melons are peaceful and even patients can eat them)

No star names.-I don't know the weight

Hookless scale-you have to make a sound (like a star)

Pineapple chicken-sticky

Shawanhe-Have a son, but don't worry about not having a wife.

Guy with no nose wears glasses.-Are you nervous?

Pillow flea bag bites neck

Deng wears away stones-the best man wears away stones. In the past, farmers gathered young or middle-aged pigs in the market for sale, with one pig carrying it and the other looking for stones with the same weight, so that the weight of the burden was uniform before and after and it was easy to stir. Therefore, this kind of stone is called "pig stone". When pigs are sold in the market, stones are useless and can be discarded, which is similar to the role of the best man. )

Zhou Riqing, King of the Seven Slaughters of Qianlong.

Have a girl-I don't want any more.

Single copper pot-cooked as soon as you roll it

Eat cucumber at night-I don't know the head and tail.

Black chickens peck black beans.-black peck peck.

The neck of a firecracker-whether it explodes or falls.

Breaking the sand basin-asking questions (because there is a pun between "Xuan" and "Wen", it is usually written as "Wen" later. Because after the sand basin breaks, the cracks will always reach the bottom.

Three aunts in the shit pit-easier said than sent.

Pharaoh's sister-Pharaoh's foot

Funeral Home Sales-Death

The sand cicada fell to the ground-the grain made no sound.

Aben's oral sex

The benefits of old people's depravity-Cooper

The nose is covered-avoidance is inevitable (avoiding homophonic with the nose, not with the hair)

Overnight tea-gambling (gambling and homophonic)