Sketch fortune-telling deception

Bai: once in a thousand years, once. Aha. Qing: Sister, stop singing. Wait a thousand years. I've been pedaling for more than a thousand times this day, and I'm exhausted. Let's change shifts. Come and give me a fan, and you push me. Bai: Stop complaining. In fact, my sister's job is not easy. I keep giving you cigarettes. Pick the atmosphere? Qing: Sister, you can smoke less. Always suffocating. Bai: Hold on. Isn't this better than smog? Qing: Sister, where are we? What is this? Bai: Let my sister have a look. Let's go Qing: Elder sister, you are really full of something. Bai: Oh, great. Now we have passed the Leifeng Tower, and the West Lake is just ahead. Qing: Sister, it's hard to find America with such a small globe. Can you find the west lake with a little touch? My sister's way is really deep. My sister Bai: You'd better hurry. If you are so slow, I will tell you when we can get to the West Lake. Qing: Sister, you go and get this car. Only one pedal is needed to make it work, so the speed will not slow down. No, you said you went to the West Lake to find this Xu Xian, just to repay your kindness. Why are you so complicated? Tell me. ? Bai: Wrong, there is one more thing to do. Qing: What's wrong? Bai: That's marriage. Qing: Sister, I'm underage. You said you would betrothed me to Xu Xian and get married that day. Big sister's wedding day. Bai: You misunderstood. My sister wants to marry that son of Xu. But don't worry, I'll find you one when I take you to If You Are the One. Qing: Sister, my favorite style. Listen to my sister. Bai: Why? Qing: You must relax when you are with her. . What about Xu Xian? We are snakes. You and Xu Xian should get married and have children. Bai: Be green: then you ... honk ... give birth to a nest of snake eggs. Bai: Shut your thick lips, will you? Stop it, sister. Let us be free. Master Xu is here. X: Goose. . . Goose. . . Goose, cut its neck with a knife, pluck and cook it, and stew it in an iron pot. Green; Sister. Sister. Xu: Good poem, good poem. Qing: It must be delicious. Let's go Bai: What are you going to do? You can go anywhere. You are a female snake. Do you know you have to hold back? Besides, you don't know whether a person is married or not. Well, if you are, you can play a fortune teller and feel his situation. It's called asking for directions: I see. (throwing stones at him) Bai: What are you doing? Why did you hit him? Qing: Won't you let me ask for directions? Bai: I just want you to touch his situation and find out. Qing: Sister, this is human. If you say something human to win you, then, sister, what am I afraid he will do with me? Bai: You can rest assured. I believe Mr. Xu's taste is not that strong. Qing: Gee, that's not certain. Xu: Another wave of zombies. Bai: You are a snake, you are not a zombie. Qing: Ah. Bai: Take two snake roads. Qing: Hey. Xu: Excuse me, Qing: Are you? X: What can I do for you? Qing: I want to cut your waist. X: So you are also a doctor. Qing: Who is the doctor? I am. I am the oldest person. I am the chief fortune teller of Leifeng Tower fortune-telling agency. X: So you are a fortune teller. Qing: Yes, let me see your face. Heaven is full. Fiona Fang, you have five senses, but your eyes are smaller. Hey, aren't you a doctor? Why not make yourself a small double eyelid? X: It's finished. Qing: Look at that white; Ah! Qing: He said that he had finished pulling his double eyelids. Bai: I didn't see it. Qing: I didn't see it. X: If you don't pull, you won't see anyone. Qing: Since you are so good at plastic surgery, you see where I need to move! X: You don't have to move at all. Qing: Am I that perfect? Xu: Your disfigurement means plastic surgery. Qing: Elder sister, I found that he likes me again. Guess what he likes about me. White: I guess he likes you to stay away from him. How's Qing: Not bad. I used a lot of honey tricks just now. Bai: The Snake Project. Qing: Yes, a snake trap. He did not fall for it. Bai: Ah, actually, the biggest mistake my sister made when she came out this time was to bring you out. I'd better ask her myself. Qing: Wait a minute, what should I do? Bai: Just follow me and don't say anything. I'll ask her. Oh, don't pull my clothes. Q: The scenery of the West Lake is really beautiful. I ~ ~ ~ Bai: There is heaven on earth. Bai: Hello, son. May I ask your name and where you live? Xu: Madam (surname Xu Mingxian, ancestral home of Qiantang. Unfortunately, his parents died young. During the Qingming Festival, he went to the grave, visited the West Lake, went home and met a beautiful woman all over the sky. I don't know their first and last names. Why do you want to go to Qingbo Gate? Sansheng was lucky enough to meet each other and travel in the same spring. ) Qing: Sister, what are you doing? Sister Bai: You scared me to death. Qing: Sister, what are you doing? It turns out that my son can really be called the voice of the West Lake. X: I dare not be vain. It turns out that my son's life experience is so bumpy. Xu: Life is just hard. It's fate to meet two ladies today. Then, I'm sorry, madam. What's your name? White: My name is Chuanqing White Snake. Bai: Son, my little girl is 28 19 years old today. X: Nineteen, three years older than me. Qing: What's the matter? My junior is holding a golden brick. Bai: You'd better let your son ask questions and don't talk! X: So, where does your wife live? Qing: Where can I live? Didn't you see me riding an inverted donkey? I came to Bai: I just asked where you live. Qing: Ah, Dong Bai in the West Lake: That's the name of a community. Qing: We can live anywhere in that community. We can live in any hole by digging a hole. We have more than a dozen houses all over the country. X: What about so many houses and accounts? Qing: Mom, who dares to check our accounts? A cigarette ran away. Xu: Does it mean that you are the legendary house girls? Qing: No, we are Angel. Xu: It seems that our words are lovers. Say goodbye. White: Wait a minute, son. Wait a minute. X: It didn't go far. White: Son, do you remember this handkerchief? X: Isn't this mine? Why is it at your place? Please ask my little girl to tell you a story, ok? Xu: I remember when I was a child, Little Snake was very playful and went up the mountain to play one day. Qing: Sister, why don't you take me to play? You Bai: Because at that time ~ ~ you were still an egg green: Ah ~ ~ ~ Bai: I was lying on the green grass basking in the sun. At this moment, a cow came by. Qing: Didn't Feng Gong come? Ah, they separated. Yes, I forgot. I separated them. Sister, she is very greedy. She bit the beef tendon thousands of times, stepped on my tail root, stepped on me with a sigh, and then went back. Qing: Oh, that always hurts. Bai: When I woke up, I lay in my son's arms and thanked him for saving my life. Qing: Do you understand this time? X: I see, you two are from heaven. Bai: Yes, Xu: You fell, but he landed on his face first. Qing: For my sister's sake, I forgive you. I finally asked you something. On that day, you x: no business, no killing. Bai: Your son is really conscious. If you don't dislike him, my little girl is willing to stay with him for a lifetime. Xu: Hey, this Qing: Well, do you think she is getting old? I can also give my life. Xu: Fuck off! Sister, sister, what are you doing? X: I was rude. I said rudely: nothing, nothing, son. In fact, I have long wanted to be with him. Thank you, son, for solving my hatred. Look, it seems to rain today. X: It's going to thunder. Bai: Why don't you come with me to the boat to take shelter from the rain? X: Yes, Bai: I had a long talk with your son here. Qing Er, you should stay outside. If you meet that Fahai, please let me know when you arrive here. Qing: Nothing. I don't think we should be afraid of being white. How come? Qing: I have spells. Qing: Love you don't know, it fell on the Leifeng Tower. You don't know the love of Fahai. Xu: I confess: childe, childe, stay, childe Xu: I am rude. Bai: Son, I know there is a limit to people's patience. X: Yes, there is a limit to white. Let us serve people with good deeds. Xu: Do good for the people. White: Look, Qing Er, that's it. Go down first, or you will lose your life for a while. Come aboard with me, son. X: OK, Bai: Please, son. Please, madam. Bai: OK, son, please sing You Know.