Funny mood, say a phrase.

Funny moods often make people feel good. I collected interesting mood phrases for everyone. I hope you like them.

Funny mood, let's talk about this sentence 1. First, if you don't harm others, you will make a contribution to society!

Second, cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

Fourth, I don't have a pot, I've cooked you!

5. People who care don't understand, and those who do don't care.

Six, only two-hearted women, no spoony men.

Seventh, the economic crisis is not expensive!

Eight, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

Nine, life is like chess, I am willing to be a pawn, although the action is slow, but who has seen me take a step back?

Children without umbrellas must run hard.

Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Twelve, two ears don't smell things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

Thirteen, life is really beautiful, eating, drinking and having a computer.

Fourteen, when you see through, pretend not to see through.

15. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you looked back and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

Just like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

Seventeen, if the heart is not like the sea, how can there be a career like the sea?

Eighteen, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

Nineteen, the evil new society, why not arrange marriage?

Twenty, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

Twenty-one, some questions have no answer is the final answer, and some things have no result is the best result.

I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.

Twenty-three, other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

Twenty-five, the first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others …

Twenty-seven, thanks to hypocrisy and sincerity, thanks to lies.

If I hold your hand and walk with my eyes closed, I won't get lost.

Twenty-nine, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

Thirty years old, after many vicissitudes, why do we feel lonely as before but prefer to be strangers?

3 1. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

Thirty-two, the first sentence is wrong, and the whole hypothesis fails.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you are not my type. ...

Thirty-six, who does not die, who does not die.

Thirty-seven, I can squeeze out the oil by putting your words in the oil pan!

Thirty-eight, who has feelings for me like ... changing RMB?

Thirty-nine, others are not pleasing to the eye, but they are not cultivated enough.

Forty, I'd rather be sad than happy.

4 1. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

Forty-two, make a mistake, or plan, anyway.

43. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

44. We have different masks, play different roles, interpret different experiences, but share the same sadness.

Forty-five, the world is very big, there is love just around the corner, I am gone, you are free!

Forty-six, why do you suddenly want to cry? Don't I have a little sadness against the current?

Forty-seven, did you throw up three times after you were born, and only caught it twice?

Forty-eight, many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.

Say 2 1 in a funny tone. When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.

Until today, I didn't understand that "stay where you are" is really not a curse, it is definitely the most sincere care and the deepest love.

I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

7. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation.

8. Going out to eat at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another is so hot that I just want to go back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!

9. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

10. The high temperature in summer makes me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

1 1. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

12. I usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, famous cars and beautiful photos in the circle of friends. Anyway, there are various ways to bask in the sun. I just want to say silently, "you can bask in the sun!" "

13. It's not naivety that beats you, but naivety.

14. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle berated me, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

15. I would rather cry in the air-conditioned room than laugh under the electric fan!

16. I am curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?

17. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

18. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into a stage of complete bankruptcy.

19. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.

20. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

2 1. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

22. All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". They often walk in the street, how can they not get wet?

23. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

24. Lying in bed, braising in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

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