How to strike up a conversation in one sentence and talk about the personality of your favorite little brother? Does little brother eat chicken? I am 98K away.

1, little brother, eat peanut oil? I'm not genetically modified.

2. Brother, are you in heaven? I am Guanyin Bodhisattva

3. Brother, are you a pig? Get so many pigs out.

4. Brother, do you watch variety shows? I have a good voice in China.

5. Brother, do you sing? I am very noisy.

6. Little brother, do you study? I have pinyin.

7. Little brother, do you fight? I'm Mu Guiying.

8. Brother, do you have a girlfriend? If not, do you suggest one? If yes, do you suggest changing it? If you don't want to change, goodbye. Do you suggest another one?

9. Brother, are you in love? I like it.

10, there are thousands of fashionable pets. I really don't have the courage to dedicate my pet pig to them.

1 1. It is also a nine-year compulsory education. Why are you so good?

13, little brother, do you want to smoke marijuana? I * * *.

14, little brother, surgery? I am lidocaine.

15, little brother, online dating? I sent Guanyin.

16, little brother, half-breed? I am genetically modified.

17 little brother, turn on the voice? My voice is male.

18 does the little brother need to be quiet? I mute.

If you tease your little brother.

1. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

2. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How did you get along with my friends?

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

4. Cuteness is not a long-term solution, but I am a long-term solution.

A tiger doesn't show its mountain dew. Think of me as a boyfriend.

When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

7. Your eyes are beautiful, only suitable for me.

8. What's your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

9. You are the joy of youth, so is reading backwards.

10. What are you? You belong to me.

1 1. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

12. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

13. Take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

15. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

16. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

17. breezy, I like you very much.

18. You and I have nothing to say except love.

19. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

2 1. Do you want to try my new strawberry lipstick?

22. Every day is Valentine's Day because of you.

I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.

25. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up again.

Meeting you is my biggest surprise.

27. May you lose your life or come to me.

28. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's only because you like me.

29. Everything here is fine except you.

I knew you would come, so I waited.

3 1. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.

32. be my boyfriend Promise me. No, I'll see what I can do.

Wechat teases my little brother's dirty words, little brother, be gentle. Mm-hmm, it hurts.

1, self-confidence didn't come from the beginning, but I can't think of anyone else in this world who can give courage. If you think like this, you won't be so scared.

2, live a life, even if you lose, you have to lose in your own hands to live this life.

After all, everyone has a steelyard in his heart, and how to balance it depends on the parties themselves.

4, some are not optimistic, and then I believe those reasons when I walk!

5, feelings, such as drinking water, we know that we are not happy, maybe there are happy reasons for her to be so persistent.

6. You should listen to others' opinions on feelings, but your feelings are more important. If you marry the right person, you will always be a little girl. If you marry the wrong person, you will not only have a son, but also have his family.

7. Only by letting some people and things miss themselves can we catch up with the best meeting. God is fair. I closed the doors and windows and asked you to turn on the air conditioner.

8. Always have the courage to gamble with happiness.

9. Never discuss your feelings with others. Only you know that person, others don't. After listening to other people's words, I regret losing the person I love most, and finally feel sad.

10, whether you are blessed or not is your choice, and there is no path you choose in marriage. You must walk on your knees. If you feel unhappy, can't change, can't stand it, then it's over.

1 1. It's no shame to admit that you have no choice if you regret it. Happiness is even happier whether it is blessed or not.

12, he told me that love is a matter of two people, marriage, only love is not enough.

13 Of course, not all people who are far away from home are not optimistic. I think it all depends on whether the person you marry is the right person in your life.

14. If you want something, you must work hard. If you want a life, you need to fight for it. Many times, others just suggest. The key is to follow your heart and try to be what live high wants. Marriage is the same, not for others, but for yourself.

15, in love, a person's firmness, it is difficult to have any results, all the reasons for separation are actually only one, that is, love is not deep enough

16, plain is true. In fact, parents don't have high requirements for their children. All they want is family harmony and children's happiness.

17, distant marriage is a gamble, and the bet is whether the present person is worth it.

18, when I was young, I thought I could marry anywhere as long as I married someone I liked. Later, I didn't think so, but I felt that no matter how much I liked it, I would care about the feelings of my parents and family. There are still some fears about marriage, because too many people are not very happy after marriage and have all kinds of worries. I feel tired when I think about it. I may be used to being alone for a long time.

19, love is easy to blind people's eyes. Some people clearly see their unbearable shortcomings, but they still get married in a fog.

20. You should keep a balance in your mind. If this feeling can give you the courage to look back, you might as well make a firm and brave decision for yourself.

2 1, an easy mistake in relationships is that you think all your efforts should be rewarded equally. You did what you had to do, and the rest depends on what he did.

Quotations from a strange little brother

1. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

2. The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

3. Being tired of eating watermelon in summer is like being tired of living without you but not waiting for you.

4. Nice to meet the world, and nice to meet you.

5. Being close to Zhu Zhechi is sweet.

6. A tiger doesn't show its mountain dew, so treat me as a boyfriend.

7. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

9. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

10. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, and I am the melon.

1 1. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

12. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

13. Please give me your diet and daily life, and I will definitely fatten you up for nothing.

14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

15. There are trees and branches on the mountain, but I don't know if I like you.

16. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

17. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? There is no phone number in it.

18. Let's make a bet! Bet on what? You lose, be my boyfriend, I lose, be your girlfriend.

19. Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

2 1. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, drinking the water from the Yangtze River.

22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

Holding your hand carefully, I have spent my life with you in my heart.

24. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

25. You came to my side in the spring breeze, and we spent every season of our lives together.

26. Be my boyfriend. Promise me. No, I'll see what I can do.

27. What does love feel like? A little more than I like. That's a little more than I like. What is this? It's you to me.

28. Where are you from? Why do you ask? You are my sweetheart.

29. Do you know if you should cover your life quilt in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

3 1. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.

32. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?

I find you like a person. Who is my future boyfriend?