Classic non-mainstream figures

Fortune telling? The old man said, we are thieves,

Hey! Me, you, like a mouse, eat.

Cupid, milk, here it is.

Do you/think you drive a tractor?

Girl, your waist is twisted very chic.

Strange, strange, strange [] two chopsticks fall in love.

-Kill? Bai Yan, "Save the carrots."

▁ _ Riding on a tree, the posture is still cool! If you drink too much, you will vomit. Climb a tree by motorcycle! ` ..

Don't shoot. Go to hell.

Look at the money, make it rich.

Yo, miss, your hair is very sensible. You use "Head and Shoulders".

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like me, so he once got me.

If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front.

Bear, I will give you more dreams,

I only talk about piano, not love.

Women are not sultry, and sultry women have no education. ....