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Funny notice of class reunion

The party shouldn't be too dull. When writing a notice, we should make everyone happy and make everyone positive. The following are the funny reunion notices I collected for you. Welcome to read!

Article 1: Funny classmate party notice classmate party notice

Winter goes and spring comes. Time flies. It has been seven years since we graduated. In the past seven years, we have been very busy, working to make money, marrying lovers, raising children, taking care of our family and career, and the top keeps turning. But whether you are fighting in a foreign land or at home, whether you are brilliant and vigorous, or ordinary and plain, whether you are poor or rich, you can't change a simple and sincere name-classmate.

Under the great call of learning the socialist concept of honor and disgrace and building a harmonious society, we should be passionate, even if the morning sun is like fire and the flames are setting in the west. Looking back on the past with the passage of time, it is better to seize the day in the revolutionary work, how many vicissitudes, how many delays and how many regrets, so that they can get together sincerely in Huasong, communicate with each other, communicate with each other and inspire each other at a deeper level.

With the help and support from all walks of life, the leaders' great attention and warm concern, we decided to hold a one-day trip to Nanjing for our students in the near future. The relevant matters and specific routes are hereby notified as follows:

First of all, I would like to thank the initiator of this activity, Mr. Gong Yanhao, an overseas Chinese living in Japan and a famous entrepreneur.

First, establish institutions.

Tourism Office (hereinafter referred to as Tourism Office): Member: Huang xx Yang xx

Zhao Haiyang Ma Xiaoyueji Zhen Fu

Office Director: Ma

(Note: The office members are all students who are familiar with local human geography and have some reception experience. It is said that they had the experience of entertaining classmates at home to make them drink too much before. Horses have a good temperament and image. The desk is amiable. You've seen the photos. )

Second, image endorsement

In line with the purpose of the whole society's participation and concern, this miss image selection will be held in six provinces and one city in East China. There will be sea elections, with 60 out of 59 and 59 out of 58. . . . . . . The final winner is the miss image of this activity, and she is also named? Miss Longwangshan? . In order to make the selection open, fair and just, we decided to hire Zhang Feng, Xie Hongliang and Liu Weiqiang Pan Jiafeng with rich experience in beauty pageant as judges.

Third, matters needing attention

In order to establish a conservation-oriented society and conservation-oriented tourism, the provisions for reimbursement of students' fares to Nanjing are as follows: take a car within 500 kilometers, take a train within 500- 1000 kilometers, and take a plane above 1000 kilometers (including 1000 kilometers). Please submit all kinds of valid bills to the travel agency for reimbursement, and fraud is strictly prohibited and eliminated. We'll ask the state chief.

(Note: The train is not allowed to be a soft sleeper plane, only 100 seats. )

Students coming to Nanjing, please? Oufangyuan Entertainment Center? Check in and report to the Tourism Bureau. Boys' room10911117 girls' room 4 1 1. The room is a deluxe standard room, one for eight people, and the food stamps are placed in their own bunks. Please queue up consciously when eating.

Fourth, the travel itinerary

After the students arrived, after a short rest, we started a pleasant trip. We take the bus on the Yancang Line and get off at Ding Jie, where we can enjoy the magnificent Yangtze River Bridge and the beautiful scenery along the way. After arriving at the Institute of Meteorology, we first visited the post office and the bomb shelter. After that, I visited 22 newly-opened dormitories,10911117. As more than 20 global figures appeared in three dormitories in a short time, the school recovered its original appearance in 1999, claiming that the scenic spot receives tens of thousands of tourists every day. Gossip also said that people kept coming here to repent and return things like sneakers and jeans. The toilet opposite 1 1 1 has now been transformed into a star-rated WC, and Uncle Jin charges in it.

At lunch time, everyone will solve it by themselves. There are all kinds of famous snacks in the school, such as lunch boxes, baking cakes and so on. After having a full stomach, everyone can take a walk in the beautiful lotus garden and English corner, reminisce about the past and see beautiful girls. When you are tired, you can bask in the sun and take a nap on the playground turf. In order to pass the boring time at noon, we specially arranged a special sports meeting, and specially invited a number of bosses and athletes, namely the 95-degree gust of Camel No.8, which reminded us of the past: Fan and others showed their amazing footwork on the football field and how to deal with cramps in 2 minutes. Zhang Yong had a strong start in the 200 meters there. He took the lead at the corner, but in the end he fell behind. When interviewing Zhang Yong afterwards, he said: I hope we will take fewer detours in our study and life. Zhang Chenliang's long jump is too strong, because he dashed forward with his back, and his back turned only 1M in the bunker. Now everyone's sports level has reached a higher level. Thanks to Hongliang, he returned to his hometown Lianyungang Huanghai to practice swimming after failing the swimming exam. Later, he was hired by the national team, but he declined politely. He will swim naked in the school swimming pool for the students. Similarly, Zhang Feng, a classmate, came to the conclusion that he had forgotten to eat chicken legs after failing the exam in Tai Ji Chuan. This time, he will perform Tai Chi with special chicken legs. In order to ensure the safety of the sports meeting and avoid accidental injuries of athletes and incidents of students carrying them to the hospital, we have equipped a medical vehicle, Nanjing italian greyhound.

In the afternoon, we arranged a tour of Longwang Mountain Scenic Area, where we can play golf and eat barbecue. Do you have special arrangements for this activity? Miss Longwangshan? Talent show.

In the evening, parties and dances will be held in the ballroom on the second floor of the gymnasium. It is particularly worth mentioning that Mr. Sun, vice president of the Institute of Meteorology in charge of adult education, Mr. C Pi, Mr. Wang and a mysterious guest will also appear. She is beautiful and moving. It is said that she taught us English.

The dance program presented wonderful performances, including Cantonese songs such as Dongping Dahuang (settlement of foreign exchange), Loulan girl led by Jiali Qiuju, and cross talk brought by Yongxin Hudong. At the same time, the activity arranged for Wang Sally, the author of the book "The Unity of Meteorology and Interstellar Fatalism", to give you fortune-telling reasoning.

There are many drinks at the dance, including Erguotou and sorghum red. Special thanks to students from Xinjiang for bringing the best Ilite (5 yuan 10 star). The seafood of the ball is provided by Mu Yong of Lianyungang. Please pay attention to the laxative in the package. In order to prevent some students from getting drunk, punching in at midnight will affect others' rest. Invite Hu Dongping to make a presentation for everyone. After dinner, everyone walks around freely, talks about their ideals, expresses their feelings, and asks for food stamps that have not been paid off before.

After a hectic day's trip, everyone found their classmates, said goodbye to each other and set foot on their way home, and continued to struggle for the socialist cause in their respective posts. For students who don't want to go home, they should declare their righteousness, be small and affectionate, convince others by reasoning and persuade them to go home.

Finally, I would like to thank the following well-known domestic enterprises for their sponsorship:

Shunde niude air-condition

Jiangsu Xue Ming electric cable

Jiangsu haigang computer

Legal adviser of this activity: Zhuang Dong.

Chapter 2: Funny students get together to inform the distinguished boys and girls who are still alive:

Because students in Liuzhou are usually busy making a living, making money, supporting their families and drinking, ignoring the emotional connection between classmates, we are gradually alienated when we were students, and things that don't meet in the same city happen all the year round. In order to consolidate the once pure feelings, exchange the feelings in life and workplace now, accumulate the experience of cheating in life and workplace and avoid losses, we decided to launch this dinner after careful consideration. The requirements are as follows:

1. Participants must love their classmates and often talk in groups. Pretend to be deep and allow to see;

2. The ancients said that cooking wine is a hero. If you don't drink, please bring your own box lunch and allow some soup to soak.

3. You can only go alone, and you are not allowed to bring any family members, including the baby (to avoid seeing each other's baby more and more like yourself, and the family members are jealous when writing ambiguous poems to each other at school, except that the family members are classmates at the same time) and pets (especially those who have dogs, snakes and pets are afraid of not eating enough and bringing them directly to the pot to affect the feelings of classmates). Men require suits and ties, and women require low-waisted suspenders;

4. Both men and women, please prepare their own activities required by 68 yuan (more or less) AA system, so that the engaged students can bear the expenses of this activity and are willing to help other students pay the expenses. Students who bear the expenses can get the naming right of this activity;

5. Students who participate in the activities should report their trends to their families in advance and ask for leave with their families in advance (especially afraid that their wives and husbands will be tortured for half an hour when they come home late from work). It is not allowed to ask other students to prove that they are on the table with their classmates rather than in bed with others during the activity;

6. In order to respond to national laws and regulations, please don't drive your own motor vehicle, so as to avoid driving for two days after drinking and affecting your normal work. You can ride a bike, carriage, ox cart or walk, and oppose the extravagance and waste of taking a taxi.

7. Please take safety measures to avoid safety accidents. Everyone is an adult and should know how to protect themselves. If there is an accident, they will bear the responsibility themselves. Other participants and promoters are not responsible.

8. Every prostitute should prepare a story about her most beautiful scenery and tell it to everyone when she is full of wine and food to promote digestion. It is forbidden to tell dirty jokes to prevent everyone from eating beef into vomit;

9. In order to carry forward the shameful style of saving glory and waste, all the lewd things that have not been eaten can be packaged, and other lewd things can't be teased, otherwise the activity fee is free but the activity is not named;

10. Please inform the organizer one day in advance if you have already signed up for the activity, otherwise, you will pay the activity fee as a punishment for not being keen on group activities, and other students who refuse to pay will go to his house for a month's meal or call in turn to collect money until the other party changes the number;

1 1. The final interpretation right of this activity belongs to the sponsor *. In case of any dispute, the sponsor should coordinate and resolutely obey other activities to ensure the smooth progress of the activity.

Chapter 3: Funny students get together to inform brothers and sisters:

Time flies, time flies! Seven years ago, we got together from all corners of the country. In just two years, we are full of vigor and vitality, we are pioneering and enterprising, and we go hand in hand. In the end, we have gone through the most brilliant, fulfilling, * * * and favorite days of rice noodles in our lives; Hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, in the sincere blessing of each other, we went to different places in a daze to pursue our unfinished dreams. We hold high Comrade Zhou Min? University can't afford chicken legs? Great banner, adhere to Comrade Wu? Crossing the river by feeling the stones alone? For guiding ideology, constantly publicize Comrade Wu Haiying? Do I have to pay duty on the front tip and back hook of the umbrella? Important theory, continue to carry forward? Seek truth from facts, distinguish clearly, and do well? what's up Shanzhai? School motto spirit. In short, to get rich, build roads first; Want to study hard, use Dabao in the morning and evening; If you want to say that money means money, please come to Mianyang No.1 Middle School. Parting leaves missing, distance does not fade friendship. For a promise? Goodbye! ? We decided to get together again and talk about memories, Wang Yu, hordes, freshness, Su Jing films, endless words, happiness, Zhong Wanxin, happiness, fun, Wang, blind date, Tan Huaying, nostalgia, Ren Jiali, eating, Wang.

I. Aims and purposes:

The rare fate has made our rare friendship, and the unforgettable party will also become our unforgettable memories. All the activities of this party are based on? Enhance friendship and deepen communication; Just drink right, don't get drunk, just drink well, don't fall down? For the purpose; Enhance mutual understanding and make friendship deeper and longer; Improve contact information and establish a contact system.

2. Meeting time: 201010 February 2 (Saturday, August 25th of the lunar calendar).

3. Venue: China? Mianyang (exact location to be determined)

Four, alumni association funds:

1, with? AA system and? Retreat more and make up less? Principle;

2. Use: make classmates' address books, group photos, souvenirs, party meals (2 meals), karaoke songs, etc.

3. Standard: tentative 120 yuan/person (with family members).

Verb (verb's abbreviation) specific procedures and processes:

(1), 9: 00 am-10: 30 am, meet at the entrance of Mianyang No.1 Middle School;

Arrangement: Go back to my alma mater again and visit the new building in No.1 Middle School; Record telephone numbers and make an address book; used when a series is over

(2), 10: 30- 17: 00, take the bus to Nanhu Park. Tea, chess, barbecue, group photo. (I hope that students with cars will refuel and those with cameras will charge. )

Zazie Hoko

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