Tik Tok's popular and earthy love story, picking up girls, 2022 80 sentences

Tik Tok's hottest love story, Picking up Girls 2022 (I) 1. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

2. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

3. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

5. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

6. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I like the sun, the moon, the stars, the sea and you.

8. Thinking about you is like playing with your mobile phone in a thin quilt. There are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

9. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

10. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

1 1. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

12. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

13. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

14. Has my order not come yet? What is this? Our future.

15. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

16. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."

17. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

18. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

19. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

20. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.

Tik Tok's hottest love story, Picking up Girls 2022 (2)1. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?

22. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

23. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

24. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

25. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

26. I am capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

27. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

28. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

29. Write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.

30. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

3 1. I am very stingy. Except you, strawberries, chocolate ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

32. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

33. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

34. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

35. "I think you are particularly like a game." What game? "My World"

36. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

37. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

38. Only when I am with you can I not envy others.

39. To put it bluntly, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.

40. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

Tik Tok's hottest love story, Picking up Girls 2022 (Chapter 3) 4 1. Stop eating sugar and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

43. Everything is assured except a kiss.

I have no future, so I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

45. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

You know, silly girl, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

48. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.

49. I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

50. Maybe I really can't fall in love, but I just want to be with you.

5 1. It's sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi and you.

52. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

53. There is no one like you. A word can bring heaven or hell.

54. Search for notifications. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

56. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

57. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

59. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

60. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."

Tik Tok's hottest love story, Picking up Girls 2022 (Chapter 4) 6 1. I am small-minded, I can only hold you!

62. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

63. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

64. What do I want to think? "I think I was born to meet you."

Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman

66. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

67. Others are fickle, but I never gave up from the moment I met you.

It's troublesome to like you, but I just like getting into trouble.

69. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? I made it for you.

70.“n 55lw！ n paau！” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

7 1. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

72. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

73. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

74. Does the other party apply to be your baby and accept the request?

75. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

76. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

78. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

79. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

80. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

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Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part I;

Going to a 24-hour convenience store in the middle of the night, the salesgirl looked sad.

Me: You don't like the Alps. Oh, what a pity.

Shop assistant: What does it matter?

Yes, it doesn't matter to me whether you laugh or not, but you are really nice. Too bad you don't laugh.

Buying Guandong cooking in the street, the stall owner has a lovely high school student daughter as a helper.

I spilled it when I poured the soup, so I quickly took out the paper: it's not hot, is it?

But wiped it for her: I don't care, but your white and tender hands are definitely not hot.

The barmaid asked, "What would you like to drink today?"

Me: I want to drink you today.

Bar owner: Why do you flirt with everyone?

Me: Nonsense, I have never molested you. This is all your dream.

Outside our business park, a group of strange female employees from other companies passed by.

I said wait, and then take out a bunch of hydrogen balloons.

They: Why did you send us balloons?

Me: This is a hydrogen balloon, because you make me feel fresh.

The new female colleague applied for the job, and the female boss let me in.

Me: Do you usually read books? What is the latest book?

She: Borges's poem My loneliness is a garden, but I don't quite understand it.

Me: It's normal that you don't understand his loneliness, because you make me feel sunshine at first sight.

Later, she sat next to me and wrote: Did you just peek at my writing progress? Don't look, it's very bad.

Me: What's interesting about your manuscript? You look good.

On the fifth day of work, she made me breakfast and cooked lotus seed porridge.

She: Is it delicious?

I shook my head.

She said nervously, I tried it and thought it was ok.

Me: That's strange. I think you added a lot of sugar.

She: No.

Me: Silly, aren't you the incomparable candy?

Play games with the female boss. She wants coke.

I opened the pull ring and handed it to you: the ring is for you.

She: Can I have my salary card, too?

Me: Everyone is yours.

She: You told hr it was invalid.

Me: Why do you think I'm here because I have a chance to help you with it?

She: Simple, don't be so routine.

Me: Then I will simply say that I like you.

She silently put down the game machine and gave up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then booss, a woman, told hr (also a woman) and brought it up when docking work problems.

Boss, did she buy you a drink?

Me: I drank a can.

She: So restrained?

Me: Not really. Without you, wine is not as good as yours.

She was so numb to these mouths that she immediately found a loophole.

Are you objectifying women? Completely independent and unequal.

Me: I don't feel wronged by your understanding. You are like wine, rich and intoxicating.

She: Do you know that if you want a man, you will be beaten to death by a woman?

My daughter. Self-evaluation is slightly different from others' cognition: if I were a man, I would definitely die under a woman's skirt.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part II;

Baby, you can lend me 13.

All right.

(Then the other party transfers money to you 13 yuan)

(Then you transfer 14 yuan to the other party)

You lend it to me for life, and I'll pay you back.

I accidentally cut my hand today, so I will draw one for you. Why? So we are a couple.

Why do I think you are strange today? What's so strange about it? Very cute

If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

There are two kinds of people in the world, good people and bad people, and you are neither. You are mine.

Peggy piggy, I deserve you.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

You don't seem to know me. I spent the rest of my life learning about myself.

We will all lose this short life in the end. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and pursue a dream.

The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

What are the names of all the spinning things on the playground? Rotating A Mu ~

The spring breeze is 10 mile, 50 miles and 100 mile, and the length at the bottom of the sea is 800 meters. Two pieces of Wan Li Dove chocolate, vanilla flavor, eight-up cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit cheese, corn kernels, chicken juice, mashed potatoes, black pepper, beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs and fish in soy sauce are not as good as you.

How many times have I told you, it's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part III;

Can I add pudding to milk tea? Of course. Can I add pearls? Of course. Can I add anything? That's right. Then add a WeChat.

What do you like best? First meeting, young, lucky to meet. Can you be specific? Slowly, the words become boring. Can you be more specific? I like you. No one can touch you.

Do I like sunny days or cloudy days? Sunny, wrong, I like having you every day.

Have you gained weight again recently?

No. Why do you say that?

Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

It's so cold, do you know how to keep warm?

I don't know

I don't know, but I know how to marry you.

What do you belong to?

I am a dog.

Stop lying, you belong to me.

What constellation are you?

I made it for you.

I'll give you a car.

What car?

The old man pushed the car.

Do you like candy?

I like it. Why?

Then I will give you my deoxyribose.

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

History.

No, you showed up.

How does an amusement park with music spin?

Trojan horse.

A Mu.

I'm a little short of money recently. Can you lend it to me?

Borrow money? of course

It's your hand.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part IV;

What do you like to drink sweet? Sugar-free, semi-sugar or whole sugar?

sugar-free

Then guess what sweetness I like?

Half sugar?

No, it's your breasts

You are like a game.

What game?

My world; Minecraft;?my?world

Guess what constellation I am.

Taurus?

No, this is tailor-made for you.

Do you know why crows like camels?

know nothing at all

I don't know, just like I like you for no reason.

Do you know why I have a cold?

Have you caught a cold？

Because I have no resistance to you.

Sir, the sea is boundless, and then it was me.

Cute is not a long-term solution, lovely me is a long-term solution.

I hope the passing wind will turn around and hug you.

You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What land?

My unfailing loyalty to you

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

Why don't you chat with me?

Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute, I love you so much.

I'll give you a remark about a line, because you love a line when you make a line.

It's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Peggy piggy, you deserve me.

You know what my weakness is? This is your weakness.

Fortunately, I miss you silently, for fear that you will be deafening.

I want to go up with you.

My little girl is incompetent, but she can't slap her lover. Please forgive me.

What kind of meat do you like, beef, pork or mutton? I see. This must be my pride.

I don't like you very much.

Fallen leaves come back to me, I belong to you.

What is the next sentence of Yunxiangyi?

Huaxiangrong

No, I miss you.

Guess where my heart is?

left

Wrong, on your side.

See the world, just to meet you.

May I call you you?

why

Because then I can take you to heart.

If someone chases you, I will trip her/him.

When you barbecue, what do you bake first?

Barbecue first.

I will consider you first.

What's your blood type? You are my ideal type.

I can't avoid you after the first day.

You know who I like? I don't know, just look at the first word.

A broom can sweep the floor, so what can a mobile phone do?

You can scan my QR code.

Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss.

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

Super sweet love story of picking up girls.

Super sweet love story (I) 1. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." Okay, "All you have to do is give the grass."

2. "I love you. I love you. "

3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

I will be better because of you, but not because of you.

I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

6. "I lack necessities" and "What's missing?" You!'

7. Wandering around for the first half of your life and making soup for you for the second half.

8. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

9. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

10. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

1 1. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

12. I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words.

13. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

16. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

17. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing when I see your face."

18. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

19. I miss you so much that I changed three small ones today.

20. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

Super sweet earthy love story (2)1. There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which are better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

22. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

24. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

25. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

26. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you, you and you.

27. I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

28. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

30. I will think of you when I wake up every morning.

3 1. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

32. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

33. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

34. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

35. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

36. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

37. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

39. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

40. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

An attractive collection of 80 simple love story routines of Tik Tok.

Tik Tok's super-hot earth love story routine is attractive (I) 1. I want to eat noodles.

I don't have any promises. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

3. What time is it now? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

I don't want to know about lipstick, I just want to know about you.

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.

6. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

7. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I felt that I could stop when I saw you.

8. I am going out. Where are you going? To find our future.

9. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."

10. I am very stingy. Except you, strawberries, chocolate ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

1 1. "I am like a sweater and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."

12. I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of the way I am with you.

13. Notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

14. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

15. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

16. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

17. I want to travel. "Where to?" "In your heart."

18. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

19. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

20. I miss you.

Tik Tok's super-hot earthy love story routine is attractive (part two) 2 1. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

22. Tell you the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks and flat-billed ducks. I miss you.

23. "The tiger is not arrogant, you treat me like this" What? "You are my girlfriend."

24. I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are a couple.

25. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of clear you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different views.

26. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

27. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

28. I want to meet you anywhere you choose, as long as it's not in your dreams.

29. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

30. You are the one who blushes, your heart beats, and all your love and likes are you.

3 1. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

32. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

33. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

34. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

35. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

36. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

37. I want to give you a push and then turn around and run.

38. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

39. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

Born in this world, I like someone so much for the first time and don't know what to do.

Tik Tok's super-hot earth love story routine is attractive (Part III) 4 1. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

42. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

43. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

I warn you, you can only love me.

45. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

46. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

47. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

48. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

49. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

50. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

5 1. "What are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

52. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.

I thought of you before going to bed, and all the sheep I counted ran away.

When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

55. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

56. "I love you. I love you. "

57. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

58. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

59. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

After meeting you, I became so old-fashioned. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

Tik Tok's super fire earth love story routine is very attractive (Chapter 4) 6 1. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

62. My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.

63. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble at the sight of you in my life.

64. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see you and I will hold you.

66. The sea has no end, it's me.

67. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

68. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

69. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

70. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

7 1. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

72. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"

74. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

75. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

76. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

77. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

78. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

79. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

80. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.