Ho Lee fortune-telling

I type this while listening. Some words may not be accurate, but I tried my best.

Worried about the exam

This lamp is on.

No wonder this lamp will come on during the performance.

That's a prison. It's been torn down.

A: Oh

B: But there are quite a few people here today.

Hey, I know everyone. Hello.

B: You say that because we know each other so well.

A: Then let's not do it.

B: OK.

A: Go ahead.

Oh, come back. You just have to move on. I guess Ho Lee will have to beat us to death later.

Then let's run.

Can you outrun him?

I can't outrun you

You ran behind my back.

A: Ah.

I want to lift you up.

A: Then we'll fly.

B: Then we are Chang 'e II.

A: Then Li Hao will come after us again.

B: Hum, hum, unless he is a canopy marshal.

Is he so fat?

B: metaphor.

But then again, New Year's Day is in two days, you know?

I know.

B: the school sent a notice.

What notice?

B: It says there will be three days off on New Year's Day.

A: Three days.

B: Ah.

A: Good thing.

B: When I come back from my holiday, I can have my winter vacation.

A: Better.

Well, how are you going to spend the New Year?

A: Well, studying Faye Wong at home.

B: Ah, Faye Wong? With this touch, can you learn from Faye Wong?

A: About seven or eight points have been learned in these two days.

B: Seven or eight points.

Hmm.

B: Then why don't you come to everyone?

A: well, is it inappropriate?

B: Why not? Today is New Year's Day. Eat one.

All right, I'm throwing caution to the wind.

I just like Faye Wong's songs. What is it? Oh, look at the smoke rising from the kitchen. It's good. Let me listen to this (B said this while A was lying on the ground).

Dude, what are you doing?

A: Learn from Faye Wong.

B: You learn from Faye Wong.

A: Princess Diana.

B: Why learn from the dead? You are not allowed to lie down on New Year's Day.

(A sits up)

B: Don't cheat your health, either.

(A is lying down again)

B: Get up.

What the hell are you doing?

B: Isn't this New Year's Day?

I wish you all a happy new year.

(a) Like a zombie, bend your arms)

B: Why did you switch to domestic products again? You became a zombie.

A: Ah-

Why are you so angry? It's killing me.

A: What can't die? I have grown so big that I haven't even touched a girl's hand. Can I respect my parents?

Your parents.

A: As the old saying goes, there are three kinds of unfilial and no heirs. My parents can't live without heirs, so I can't be unfilial.

B: You are very filial.

A: Yes, alas.

What are you sighing about?

B: I will retake the exam in two days. I remember, isn't it difficult to fail the exam again?

A: Don't you have a unique skill?

You mean cramming.

A: Yes, in the last exam, you put the blame on the earthquake. The ruined temple on the opposite mountain collapsed, and the holy pool was too far away to be driven away. B: It's different this time. Although the ruined temple on the mountain is still dilapidated, the holy pool is still good. Ten days later, you have climbed up.

A: Oh, it took me ten days to climb over, hold the Buddha's feet, and it took me ten days to climb back. Isn't that day lily cold? Besides, didn't that buddy's hobby change again?

B: Transfer?

A: A few days ago, the fortune teller said that men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha, and women are spiritual. Man, we want to embrace Guanyin, but in this Buddhist holy land, men and women are not close.

What is this mess?

I'm worried too.

A: You said that people are unlucky and even have a mouthful of cold water. When I went to the toilet that day, my mobile phone fell into the cesspit.

That's bad enough.

A: I went to the toilet again a few days ago and heard a bell ring.

(a bends down)

B: Well, I fell into the cesspit myself.

Mine.

Why? This cesspit is yours.

A: No, I mean the mobile phone is mine. I hurried out to find a stick.

B: Hmm.

A: Yes, yes,

B: The toilet is always open.

A: I said the phone was connected, or it was my girlfriend. Xiaoli, I dropped my cell phone in the cesspit, huh? Where am I? I'm above the cesspit.

Your mobile phone is great.

A: Cows? What's the use of cows? My girlfriend gave me advice because of this and said to contact me after graduation.

A: Soon after graduation. When exactly?

A: Next life.

B: Well, in the next life, in the next life, er, we broke up.

A: I really can't talk. What do you mean, I broke up? It's called being dumped. (Pretending to cry)

Oh, what's the big deal? I just got dumped. It doesn't matter. Look at that crying. (b) Reach into his pocket and take out a handkerchief. A leaned forward, thinking it was to wipe her tears. B blow your nose. ) it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Stop talking.

A: I am not reconciled. You just said Christmas, just in time for her 20th birthday.

What a coincidence.

A: I just want to give her a romantic birthday with the national anthem.

Hmm.

On that cold day, I was holding a big one.

B: Cake,

A: There are twenty sticks in it.

B: Candles.

A: roast sausage ~

B: Is there sausage on the cake?

Who told you I was holding a cake?

B: You don't hold such a big one. You said it yourself.

A: One and a half canteen omelet.

B: The omelet was soft, so you ate it. Why are you holding it? Besides, the omelet is so thin, can it be inserted into the sausage?

A: Isn't it already discus in such cold weather?

B: It's quite romantic.

A: That is.

B: It's normal for sausages to be dumped on an omelet.

You just have no compassion.

B: Why don't you have one (hand it to A with the paper you just blew your nose)

A: Keep it for yourself, but you are right. Can you divide it? I'm going to graduate anyway. I will find a better one after graduation. I am very angry with her.

That's a good idea.

A: That's a good idea, but I'm better than you in appearance and knowledge. I'm embarrassed to say that you can't support yourself by finding a job for several hundred dollars after graduation.

Who is to blame? Don't blame yourself.

A: You said you would take your girlfriend to some western-style restaurants and cafes in the future, as well as me, food stalls and delicious meals. After dinner, you will go to the movies arm in arm. I go to the movies, too? There is no money, or you have to have it on the way to see the monkey show.

This is why you must study hard.

A: I want to, but, alas ~

B: Don't sigh.

A: I sometimes think, don't I have anything to learn?

B: Well, you can't doubt your IQ if you doubt anything. Besides, did you drink so much mountain music pulp for nothing in senior three?

A: Speaking of Shanle pulp, my personal opinion is that Life No.1 tastes good, but Shanle pulp works well. It's great to have a bottle of Shanle pulp all night.

You ruined this mountain music pulp.

A: That's right. You said that if I used it well, I would go to Peking University now.

B: I still have to go to Peking University.

A: That's my lifelong dream, gnome male-".

B: Why, I called 120.

A: Don't, don't, don't you know? I thought I was 300 points short of being admitted to Peking University.

It doesn't make much difference

A: A while ago in Shenjiaba, I met an old man with a bag in his hand. He was wrinkled and saw the words Peking University.

Hmm.

I said, all that glitters is not gold. This old man, a professor at Peking University? My idol, do you think I should sign or take a photo?

B: You'd better have a full set.

A: I was just about to go up and strike up a conversation when the old man turned around and got on the No.35 bus.

He ran away?

A: Run ~ ~ He's going to run. I spent the last 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 on me and followed him.

B: As far as you are concerned, you can only follow.

A: I didn't get off until I got to the railway station. He loosened his bag. I almost blew my top looking at it.

B: What?

A: I opened my eyes and looked at it. There were four big characters written on the bag.

B: Peking University.

A: Northeast rice.

B: it's irritating enough.

The most exasperating thing is that I have no money with me.

Did you call me?

A: Didn't you drop your mobile phone in the cesspit?

Oh, I forgot.

A: Knock yourself.

Didn't you just clean the toilet?

A: 1 10 Uncle finally bothered me to take me back. On arriving at the school gate, I met our counselor. He was in a hurry and rushed over. What's the matter with you?

B: Tell the truth.

A: I was just about to tell the truth when the police uncle said trafficking.

B: ah, trafficking.

A: No, no, no, trafficked.

Oh, you scared me. You're the only asshole you want.

A: Not for sale, but for return.

A: I don't know. It is uneducated. Even Peking University can't tell the difference between fans in Northeast China.

B: So you should hurry up and learn.

A: Yes, I'll fill my stomach.

where is the dining room？

A: I got out of the police car and went to the canteen with my hands in my pockets. How did it come out? Where is my meal card? This thief is too evil. If you steal my meal card, can you use it? I won't report the loss. I am very angry with you, very angry with you.

B: You don't know who is angry with whom.

A: No, that's where the meal card was stolen. How did you get out of here? I went to practice two days ago.

B: That's right.

Where is my internship report?

B: You both had your pockets stolen.

A: You said the thief was wicked. Did it help that you stole my internship report?

B: Maybe they took it back to wipe their ass.

A: You think that's toilet paper. You stole my money.

B: You have to have money to steal.

You stole a mobile phone.

B: Isn't that in the pit?

Then steal him.

B: I have no money either.

A: Stealing is stealing. What can I do with this meal?

B: If it's not humanitarian, I'll help you with this meal.

A: Aid?

B: Relief.

A: Free?

B: Please.

A: Please.

B: Then give alms.

A: Please go ahead. I took the meal card from him and went to the canteen. The canteen lady told me that there is good news and bad news now. Which do you want to listen to first?

Bad news.

A: Everything in the canteen is sold out, only water is left.

This is good news.

There is enough water.

This is good news. It saved me money for the next meal.

A: That day, after I was full.

No, stop. Are you full?

A: Ah.

B: The food in the canteen.

A: Yes.

That thing is nutritionally acceptable.

No, hey, man, you misunderstood. I ate a snack on the second floor of the canteen.

Oh, the food is good.

Well, did it cost you more than 20 yuan?

B: Two.

A: More than twenty, more than twenty.

B: Twenty dollars.

A: Well,

A meal cost me half a week's living expenses.

A: We are in a hurry.

B: after eating this, it's time to learn.

How can you learn this?

I need to teach you how to learn this.

Then you have taught very well.

B: You really kick your nose and face. Take twenty dollars first.

You taught me to hand it in. It's really troublesome.

This study is very simple. First of all, you should study hard, make progress every day, be United, have love, and be a law-abiding doll.

A: Yes, I am the one who was trafficked.

Oh, I forgot, who made you like this?

Answer: teach quickly, there is so much nonsense.

B: Well, first of all, you should study hard and make progress every day, be United, be caring and observe discipline.

(A punches with his fist)

No, I mean you must study hard, often take notes and hand in your homework on time.

Wait, you have to hand in your homework?

As a student, why don't you hand in your homework?

A: I hand in my homework, but I don't have to do it. If I do, I may not know how to do it. If I return, I may not take the exam. If I pass the exam, I may not get a job. If you are looking for a job, you don't have to find a wife. If I find a wife, I may not have children. If I have children, I don't necessarily have my own. Then why should I hand in my homework?

B: since you say so, let's stop studying.

Oh, good idea.

B: Is there anything delicious? Well, have you passed any Band Four?

Yes,

Did you pass? Yes, I do.

A: Ah, how many times have we taken the exam?

I mean, is there any point?

A: No results.

Why didn't you get any grades?

A: You said that you can only see the results after 220.

B: Why haven't you passed 220?

A: Isn't that uneducated?

You are very proud. I just finished CET-4 two days ago and didn't look at you.

A: No living expenses.

B: Why?

A: I dropped my mobile phone in the cesspit and didn't have time to look at the date. Well, do you think I can still use it now?

B: Maybe.

A: I'll try it then.

No, I'm leaving now. I'm sure it's all fermented

Do you think throwing a cigarette in will cause a gas explosion?

B: That's the coal mine you mentioned.

A: Isn't that uneducated?

B: Say you are fat, but you are still out of breath. So what?

What kind of eyes are you looking at? Have you ever seen a fat man like me? I dream of gaining weight. Alas, I had a dream the other day. Please help me solve it.

B: Go ahead.

A: I dreamed that I was about to take a shower at night and was taking off my pants. No sooner had I untied this belt than a group of women rushed in and scared me into the second bedroom. I just unbuttoned my buttons, then rushed in with a group of women, let me rush into the third bedroom in my pants, and kicked the door open. Is there a woman? L (jump back)

B: Why?

A: There were more than 20 women sitting neatly inside, looking at me in horror. What do you think is going on?

Are you homesick?

Maybe, but just like us, can that woman look up to me?

B: That's right.

A: If you really want to get mixed up like that, you might as well jump into Wuligou and die.

B: Relax.

A: I want to be impulsive. I built Yingbin Avenue to cover the ditch.

B: Don't you have a bigger one without a lid?

Jump over, you saved me.

You asked me to save you.

Who are you looking for?

B: You're looking for Ho Lee.

Can Bajie swim?

B: Marshal Tian Peng is in command of100000 Tianhe sailors. Trying to save you is not as simple as crushing an ant.

Is he willing to save me alone?

B: You begged him to save you.

Yes, take him with you next time you kill yourself.

Yeah, hey, wait a minute. No, you killed yourself. There was another person behind you.

Well, if I don't talk to anyone, who knows I killed myself?

B: Well, the next time you commit suicide, call XXX's classmates and ask them to help you publicize it.

A: Oh, it's cold. I tossed about in the water with bare arms. More than 2000 people are watching. Hey, man, he's not dead yet. Why don't you accept his ticket?

B: That's a good idea.

But it is such a big rich river. What if he peeks and doesn't give money?

B: How dare he not give money? There are more than 2000 people. We will help you solve these problems. What about you? Go to hell.

A: Good try. You really think I'm stupid. I'm worried. If I really get along like this, I might as well die in Fujiang.

B: Yes, it's good to die, but it's quiet.

A: What?

B: No, I mean don't steam steamed bread for breath. This crosstalk is over. Let's steam steamed bread.

A: Why?

B: Go and study.

Well, where to study?

B: Study room.

A: No.

B: Why not?

A: I am jealous.

B: What are you jealous of?

You think I haven't been to the study room. I went to the study room last night and came to the first study room. I opened the door and saw, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oh, ladies, I'm sorry for going the wrong way.

B: What's the matter?

B: There are only seven women sitting in it. Am I embarrassed?

B: Then go to the second room.

A: When I came to the second room, I saw, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oh, sorry, wrong number.

B: What's the matter?

A: There are only seven people. Don't you feel monotonous?

B: Then go to the next room.

A: When I got to the study room next door, I opened the door and saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Sorry, everyone,

B: What's the matter?

A: There are seven seats in it. Yes, I'll take your light bulb when I go in.

B: Then you can change to another room.

Is there so many study rooms in a teaching unit?

B: Then go to No.2 Teaching.

A: I went to the Second Teaching School to have a look. This person is not good enough, just a department.

Well, someone from a department? Didn't you say there were few people?

A: I mean there are few people sitting, but there are many people standing, so many people. I didn't even have wasted space. I didn't know I had to make up the exam until I asked around.

B: Do you make up the exam so much?

A: The teacher standing on the podium shouted, Oh, it's late that night, 15 minutes, get out.

Luckily, he remembered that you were late.

A: I said, I'm sorry, teacher. I'm leaving.

B: Then you have to change rooms.

I turned and went to the next room. This room is nice. Only one pair. After I went in, the couple looked at me with frightened eyes. Dude, what are you doing here?

B: I'm here to teach myself.

A: We also teach ourselves.

B: Let's go on with that part.

A: I was sitting in the last row with a book, and I thought, why didn't that buddy's cell phone fall into the cesspit?

B: yes, it's not as good as yours when it falls in.

A: I studied hard for a long time, but I don't know anything.

Too many classes. Take your time.

Can you take your time? The exam is coming soon. Why do you think it's so difficult? Hey ~

B: What's the matter?

Why did that woman leave?

B: You still have this idea.

That man is very serious and sits up straight.

B: You have to learn from others.

A: I just want to learn from others. Oh, no

B: What's the matter?

Answer: The man's upper body is sitting up straight, so he can lean a leg perpendicular to his waist against the wall next door (leg lift).

No, don't break your pants.

A: I also want to know. Is that man wearing open-backed pants?

They don't dress like this at school.

A: Yes, a pale little hand suddenly stretched out from the man's armpit, and a mass of black hair floated slowly. I was frightened and turned and ran. Damn, when I passed them, I turned to look.

B: What's the matter?

Hey, it's that woman.

B: Isn't it a waste of time?

I am so angry. As soon as I strike the table,

B: Relax.

A: I told you to pretend to be a ghost to scare me. I ~ I'll get out of here.

B: Hey, just the opposite.

Can you say the opposite? That woman's arm is thicker than my waist.

B: Your waist is too thick.

I'm not going to the study room anyway.

B: then go back to the dormitory.

A: Dormitory? Dormitory: Is that a place to study?

B: why can't you learn?

A: The dormitory is smoky, and the Dance Academy is a place where people lead a drunken life. If you can study there, you are God. Hey, man, do you know what God says in English?

B: Why?

I know you don't know. To tell the truth, God said ~ ~ in English. Let's just say it in China. Chinese is good, clear pronunciation and mellow voice.

B: Nothing.

A: Who says I don't understand? My English is very good. I'm afraid I'll scare you to death.

B: No, scare me after 220. A:

A: But for some irresistible reasons, I will pass Band 4 this time.

That's true. The mobile phone fell into the pit. I see.

What, do you know who did the test? I tell you, even (cough ~ cough ~ cough ~ cough) I don't know.

B: Nonsense, who knows?

Do you believe it (ahem)

I believe.

A: That's good. If you don't believe me, I'll fight you hard.

B: Shameless?

A: I don't care if he is shameless. Just trust him.

B: I wish you were so crisp when you came and so crisp when you took the exam.

You said it was a big festival. Don't mention such a wet blanket. You see, it makes me anxious (want to leave).

Oh, come back. Why are you going?

A: Do I have to go back and see what books have been distributed this semester?

You came here for nothing this semester. Oh,no. Didn't you go to the study room yesterday? How much have you learned?

Do you know what books I read? teenager hooligan

B: comic books.