Personal fortune teller _ Who is a personal fortune teller?

Good evening, friends! B: Friends are rich! Listen, what a warm applause. Look, what a harmonious atmosphere. Yes, now we advocate building a harmonious society. B: Building a harmonious society, A: National harmony. B: The country is rich and the people are strong. A: Social harmony. B: civilization and progress. A: Family harmony. B: Home is everything. A: Husband and wife live in harmony. B: Love and happiness. A: But some couples are not so harmonious. How? A: They are bitter and bitter, and there are many wars. What do you mean? A: Have you found that people's living standards have improved and their spiritual and material living standards have been enriched, but the requirements for harmony between husband and wife are getting higher and higher. B: Why? A: It is more troublesome for both rich and non-rich couples to have a harmonious relationship. What kind of trouble? A: I summarize two points. B: those two points. A: Rich couples-be vigilant. Couples who have no money-love to compare. B: there is this phenomenon. A: There is such a couple living near my home. The man's surname is Niu, and his name is Niu tou. It happens that the year of the ox belongs to the ox, and the woman's surname is Ma Mian. It happens that the year of the horse belongs to the horse. B: Bull's head and horse's face, together. The young couple's family life is average. They often quarrel about the lock at home. They quarrel a little in three days and a lot in five days, especially when they see others shopping. B: No way. My company bought a new house in Wang Mai last month. People should be congratulated on buying a new house. A: Er Kou quarrels at home, Tauren. You see how capable men are. I will buy a new house if I buy hundreds of thousands. If I marry such a husband, I will laugh when I die (dialect). Hey, Miss Li in ............................................................ opened a beauty shop last week. She bought a Crown car. Good thing. They quarreled again. Horse face, look at how capable women are. Hundreds of thousands of dollars to drive home. If I marry such a wife, I will be born when I die. What is this quarrel about? A: Do you think such a husband-wife relationship can be harmonious? B: it's impossible to be harmonious A: Since we are husband and wife, we should help each other in the same boat and share the same interests. B: Yes, others can afford a new house. Why can't we afford it? There are people who can afford a car. Why can't we afford it? Others earn so much money. Why can't you make money? We should sum up the lessons and find out the reasons. A: The reason is that I found it. B: If you find the reason, do it. Yes, I found it, but I found the wrong door. B: What are you looking for? I found a fortune teller. B: Oh, no, it's definitely not good to find a fortune teller. A: There must be nothing good, but there must be something good. What wonderful performance? Show it to everyone. All right, I'll play the wife and you play the husband. Ok, let's get started. A: Hum, hum, I finally found the root of poverty, hum, I finally found the culprit of poverty. B: What are you humming? Hum, play the lute to a cow. What are you nagging about? A: Hum, it is no wonder that we have been at odds all these years, and it is no wonder that we have been irrelevant. What are you talking about? A: Hum, I went to the fortune teller this morning and said that our cattle and horses are in conflict with each other, and the eight characters are not in line with ....................... B: Oh, what is the fortune teller talking nonsense about? A: Well, I've thought about it for a long time, and it's still the same thing. There is nothing good about touching a cow. Listen, an old cow is dragging a broken car-lazy and ugly, still young and ghostly-bad. You lied to me and put one of my flowers in cow dung. Your horse is not a good sign either. It kept-wasting time, the horse turned upside down-failed, the horse stumbled-unlucky, the horse ate grass at night-windfall, wasps ran around, Monday morning quarterback, flatterer, flatterer, careless. A: The worst thing was the stock trading that day. When I went in, it was a bull market. When you walked into the gate of Niu Yi, it became a bear market. Let's see if it is bad luck. B: well, can you bear all this? A mouse and a dog can't get married. That's dog catching mouse. It's no use. What if the chicken and the dog get married? A: Then the chickens and dogs are restless. Hey, that's ridiculous. A: This is the trouble of poor couples. A husband complains about his wife, and a wife complains about her husband. B: What's wrong with rich couples? That would be even more dangerous. B: What's the danger? A: There is a saying that men become bad when they have money. This sentence frightened lesbians all over the world and made female compatriots eat badly and sleep badly. It's not that serious. A: Think about the husband and wife, who have worked hard to build a complete home, with a house, a car, savings, good food and clothing, and hard-won happiness. Yes, we should cherish it. A: My wife has to read this sentence eight times a day, which is very considerate to me. Ok, how caring and considerate. A: Three times you are not allowed to go out and three times you are not allowed to go in. B: I also made a system. Tell me about it. A: No drinking. Yes, I'm afraid you'll hurt yourself. A: No entertainment. I'm afraid you will form bad habits. A: Don't talk to women. B: that's enough. What about the entrance inspection? A: Ask, smell and read. B: there are procedures. Ask what. What did you do today? Who are you with? You eat there at noon. You didn't go to the bathroom. Did you go to the men's room or the women's room? B: Hey, you have to be careful in the bathroom. How does it taste? Answer: Smell if you are feminine, and smell if your feet stink. Of course she doesn't like those smelly feet. A: No, the more smelly her feet are, the more she likes them. B: No way. A: The stench proves that you didn't go to the sauna or the foot bath city. Hey ... let's see. A: Look at the phone, call records, call time, text messages, and who sent them. Do you see the problem? A: It happened that Xiao Yangzi of our company bought a house and asked me to give her advice. B: That's nothing. A: My wife was anxious to read short messages when she got home that day. That's what the text message says, brother Wang. Have you considered this matter? Make up your mind quickly and go through the formalities in a couple of days, Yang. B: it's a little fuzzy. My wife watched the fire. Wow, you still have a mistress, and you have to go through the formalities in a few days. B: Then explain it quickly. Her name is Yang. As soon as my wife read "keeping a mistress" (learning), you were all ready to go through the formalities and lied to me. It's clearly written about mistress Yang. I don't know. Xiao Yang just called. B: Answer it. A: In order to clarify my wife's misunderstanding, I said I didn't bring my mobile phone and asked him to call, hoping to take this opportunity to clarify my wife's misunderstanding. I think so. Xiao Yang called. I'll put you on speaker. B: (Xue) Brother Wang, I have solved that matter. The total price of the villa is 6 million, and the decoration is 2 million. The contract has been signed. A: (Surprised) Oh, I was stupid when I heard tens of millions, but my wife smiled. What is she laughing at? A: I am very happy. I said something from my heart. B: What? A: I'm relieved that you can't afford a million rich women. B: it really works. This dispelled my wife's doubts. A: It's finally peaceful. B: It's over. A: But it was only three o'clock the next morning. Wake me up. B: What's the matter? A: Get up, get up. I've been thinking about it all night, but there are still problems. Is there a problem? A: (Learn) You can't afford her, but she can afford you. hello ....................