Who is Dou?

Mr. A Dou, son of Liu Bei, Emperor Zhao Lie of Shu Han. After Shu Han. This man has made little contribution in history, but he is quite famous among the people of China. Anyone who has read the story of the Three Kingdoms knows that this grandfather succeeded his ancestors as emperor. But I'm stupid and incompetent. His most famous "catwalk" was when Zhao Zilong, a hero of Changshan, was holding a big battle. Zhao Si, with a shit-eating child, still hacked to death more than 80 warriors under Cao Cao. That achievement is really earth-shattering. Of course, according to Mr. Jin Shengtan who commented on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it was Dou Gui who protected Zhao Yun for the emperor's blessing. That can only be said and heard for nothing. There is a big article about Nagasaka, and you will remember Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong. At the same time, I thought of my grandfather, Mr. Dou, who was held in Mr. Zhao's arms.

Mr. A Dou has always been synonymous with "mental retardation" in the eyes of Chinese people. During the Cultural Revolution, there was a famous saying that "Don't treat the masses as buckets". In fact, in my opinion, Mr. Dou was not born stupid and mentally retarded. What he did later was by no means covered by "mental retardation". According to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, when Dou Ye was born, it was just like the birth of many great men in China history-very auspicious. "There is a crane at night, flying to the county government building. Gao Ming forty Yu Sheng, flying west. " The white crane has always been a symbol of auspicious birds in China traditional culture, and its reputation is almost second only to the illusory phoenix. Also, his mother, Liu Gan, said, "During childbirth, the room was filled with strange smells." These don't count. He also said that when his mother was pregnant with Adou, she "dreamed of swallowing Beidou at night and got pregnant". So I took the nickname "Dou". Together, these top auspicious signs are definitely the symptoms of great men. If these symptoms are so noisy. Just to have a retarded fool, that's a big joke. Therefore, the bad impression left by Mr. A Dou is really acquired. The culprit is Zhao Zilong, who became famous in the First World War in Nagano. You see, a child who is nursing in a bag. Stuffed in my arms by Zhao Si, I ran around and committed suicide. An impact, a fright, and lack of oxygen in the brain. It's fucking weird not to leave any mistakes! Finally, it stopped. There is also a famous scene of "Liu Bei casting his son" to buy people's hearts. This fall will at least lead to a concussion. What a child! Where can I stand such a toss? Be a fortune teller if you don't die. What is the root of hysteria? These don't count. Later, another incident also had a great negative impact on Mr. A Dou's intellectual growth. The culprit is his "250" uncle Zhang Fei. What happened? -He scared the kids! That was after Liu Bei later married Sun Quan's sister. Adou lost his mother very early, and he got along well with his stepmother. His father, Liu Huangshu, went to Sichuan, where Sun Quan tried to trick his sister into returning to Soochow in order to compete with the Liu family for Jingzhou. That Liu Sun-shi didn't know the truth, so he couldn't bear Dou, so he had to take Dou back to grandma's house. I didn't expect Uncle Zhao's four and Uncle Zhang's three to catch up. Stop it. Don't let people go. Don't say that. Zhang Sanshu, who has always been extremely violent, also screamed and killed people on the spot. A bloody bucket head was thrown in front of the children with a crash. At that time, Dou realized something. As we all know, the child who just remembered is the most vulnerable and sensitive. The most irritating. Do not believe that you are now killing chickens in front of those "only children". If you don't scare a few people to death. Poor Dou, the root cause of Changbanpo's shock falling from the building has not yet healed, and it was stimulated by his uncle's killing the living on the spot. Since then, all the way down, beyond redemption.

Although Mr. Adou experienced the war with his father Liu Bei in his childhood, he was displaced from one place. But after all, I was raised in the parents of emperors. Basically, in my life, clothes reach out and food opens my mouth. Don't take horizontal grass, don't pick vertical grass. Let alone talk to someone. Although his father Liu Bei and Liu Huangshu are "master" leaders, after all, he still has a "double sword". Both Liu Guan and Zhang Ge speak martial arts, and Liu Huangshu's martial arts is the most common. So it's not his turn in the key battle. It's just that every time the two brothers win, Liu Huangshu dances, waves a "double-edged sword" and begins to hiss.

Although I couldn't, I managed to take him to the battlefield. When I got to Mr. A Dou, I was basically left to command the "Pink Army" in the palace. Therefore, I have never heard of any weapon used by Mr. A Dou and which guy he used. However, that's just the story and drama of the official history and the romance of the Three Kingdoms. In fact, in fact, Mr. Dou has a "guy". That "guy" can scare you to death-just like Zhao Si's "guy"-it's actually a gun. Don't believe it? Based on History —— There is a passage about it in the anecdote of the third volume of Xue Fucheng's Notes on Wan Yong in Qing Dynasty. He said, "After death, the Lord sent people to Jin, named them musicians and buried them. His tomb is in wuli village, south of Shandong Laoling. Recently, a farmer found a bronze spear, which was two feet long and about two and a half inches wide. The steel knife is more than three feet long and about five inches wide.

It's really puzzling to think about it: why does Mr. A Dou, a loser and a black sheep, have a soft spot for a cold and scary gun boss and will never forget him until he dies? And bury it in a coffin? Official history has no solution to this matter, and neither does unofficial history. If we "joke" according to the thinking of our current TV drama artists, it will be a big deal. You can imagine the spear head-used objects hacked by Uncle Zhao Yun and Zhao Si in Changbanpo. After the death of Uncle Zhao Si, Mr. Dou will never forget his great kindness. It was collected as a lifetime memorial.

Based on historical facts, it is inevitable that this matter is false, but it is not groundless. Think of a Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and Mr. Dou has the deepest relationship, nothing is more than uncle Zhao's heir. This lineage is not even comparable to Adou's own parents. The previous "Changbanpo" and "Hengjiang Robbery" were seemingly major events, which goes without saying. Only from Liu Bei's defeat of Yiling and the later "Tuogu Baidi City" will you know that the relationship between uncle and Liu family, especially Mr. Liu, is extraordinary.

When "Baidicheng entrusted orphans", Mr. Adou was unable to personally accept his father's wishes because he wanted to stay in Chengdu. But the real protagonist of this drama is neither Liu Bei who issued the will nor Zhuge Liang who received the will. But Prince Adou is far away in Chengdu and hasn't appeared yet. Try it if you don't believe me: Liu Bei first said to Zhuge Liang, "-if the heir can help, then help;" If he is incompetent, you can be the master of Chengdu. " Do you think this is Liu Bei, a benevolent "sage"? Don't! Didn't you see what this sentence scared the brilliant Mr. Zhuge into? "Hearing this, Kong Ming was full of sweat and panicked. I cried and fell to my knees and said,' I dare to use my strength and loyalty, and then I will die!' After that, I kowtowed and bled. "All this is definitely not touched by the absolute trust of his master, but the result of fright. Because of Kong's extreme shrewdness, I have long seen the meaning of Liu Bei's words and the actions behind them. Just after this pass, don't worry-then came out: "-(Liu Bei) said to Zhao Yun:' I have been with you all the time, and I don't want to part here. You can treat me as an old friend and visit my son sooner or later. Don't betray me. Cloud cried and worshipped, saying, "Dogs and horses dare not help! "Few words, the focus is on the beneficiary. Liu Bei's "my son" here is by no means the two youngest sons kneeling in front of him, Liu Yong, king of Lu, and Liu Li, king of Liang. It turned out to be Liu Chan, the eldest son of Prince Chengdu. Liu Bei's "benevolence is near vanity" has long been said. He entrusted state affairs to Kong Ming and family affairs to Zhao Yun. The emperor's mind is really unfathomable. He knew that Zhao Yun and Dou lived and died together. Zhaoyun will not live up to his trust; Clear mind. I naturally understand that the master's words are just polite. If Kong Ming is really crazy in the future and starts a new stove by himself, Zhao Yun will definitely be the first to come out and fight with him. -dou, who was saved by grandpa four twice for three transgressions, can't let others bully him casually!

From this point of view, the story of "Baidicheng Trusting an Orphan", which has been passed down through the ages, has been misunderstood by people for two thousand years. The real trustee is Zhao Yun, not Zhuge Liang as people always thought. Zhuge defends his country and Zhao is immune to it. It can be inferred from this that Mr. Dou has every reason to regard uncle as his first patron saint. He had enough reason to regard the gun used by Uncle Zhao Si as his mascot and amulet, so that he had to take it to the coffin to sleep with him. The well-known and unusual spear head followed Mr. Adou from Chengdu to Luoyang, then from Luoyang to Adou's city of Shandong, and finally entered the coffin with Mr. Adou. With this spear, Mr. A Dou is not only practical in life, but also practical in death. He can't take it with him.

Mr. A Dou has been the Lord of partial peace in Chengdu for more than forty years. Up and down, big things and small feelings have their own plans of Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei and other capable people. Sinus doesn't need any brain power. Therefore, he has nothing to do but let Huang Hao work, eat, drink and be merry in the harem. In this way, as the emperor, A Dou will not be mediocre and confused! With Zhuge Liang's influence in Shu, China has hardly been equal since ancient times. Please count it carefully. Were there any people who ruled the country as courtiers in the past dynasties, no matter Wang Mang in the Western Han Dynasty, Cao Cao in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Sima Shi of Wei and so on? Who surpassed Zhuge Liang? The difference is that Zhuge Liang is a loyal minister, and his actions are beneficial to the people and the country. However, judging from the moral concept of respecting the monarch and respecting officials stipulated in China traditional culture, Zhuge overstepped his authority in too many places. If nothing else, his "father-in-law" name, if put aside in other dynasties, is enough to attract genocide. Zhuge Liang did not "resign", but repeatedly accepted the title of "Fu", which has to be said to be a major negligence of his "model of famous officials throughout the ages". It can even be said that with Zhuge Liang's great strong oppression. Just because of Mr. Dou's incompetence. In this special environment, Mr. A Dou had to take the strategy of keeping a low profile and doing everything himself. After Zhuge Liang died, Jiang Wei succeeded to the throne. At this time, Mr. dou began to repeatedly restrain Jiang Wei who was fighting at the front. Many times he inadvertently recalled the scene of General Jiang going to the front. On the surface, it was Huang Hao, a traitor and villain, who accepted bribes from Wei spies to sow discord among them. In fact, it depends more on Adou's distrust of Jiang Wei. Mr. Dou has every reason to distrust and dislike General Jiang. First of all, the origin of Jiang Wei is unreliable-he was captured by Zhuge Liang while fighting Wei. After taking over the political power, he mastered the military power of the whole country, which was unrealistic for Adou. Emotionally, he has no emotional origin between Zhuge Liang and Liu's father and son. According to the theory of people's accusation, Jiang Wei's authority in Shu Han is not weaker than Zhuge Liang's, but he is more overbearing than Zhuge Liang. General Jiang, who returned to Chengdu from the front line, was dissatisfied with Huang Hao's treachery and tried to break into the palace with his sword to kill people. This is almost equivalent to "rebellion". As a result, I had to plead with him as the emperor Dou, so that I could forget it. The emperor did such a cowardly thing. I feel sorry for Dou.

Therefore, more than 40 years of emperor career in Shu Han made Mr. A Dou very unhappy. He has no feelings for Shu Han. So when he arrives in Luoyang, he will be heartless in the eyes of everyone and say, "Be happy here, don't think about Shu". On the one hand, this is the expression of Mr. A Dou's true thoughts, on the other hand, it also reflects his superb survival strategy-if he hadn't played dumb, he would have survived. It's far. His cousin, Liu Cong, the youngest son of Liu Biao's Jingzhou secretariat, was killed because he moved his mind in front of Cao Cao and expressed his nostalgia for his ancestors' inheritance! From this point of view, Mr. A Dou is far smarter than that seemingly clever cousin, and also far smarter than the ministers around him who advised him not to forget his old country. As the king of many subjugations in ancient times, it was extremely difficult to survive. Mr. Adou made a clever gesture and smiled "OK" lightly. How does a "fool" get such a high level of wisdom?

From that shabby gun head, we should be able to feel that Mr. Dou is really a buried, repressed and distorted hero. It's just that those people around him are so capable that Mr. Dou's mediocrity is created. He has been so timid and unhappy all his life. Mom and dad can't fall in love-he buys people's hearts for political interests, and he can "vote"; Zhuge Liang, the "father-in-law", can't fall in love-his all-encompassing powerful threat has made Adou accomplish nothing; Don't love the old country-if he dares to love him, he will lose his head. The only person worthy of his nostalgia is his dear uncle Zhao Si, the savior. So Mr. Adou got into the coffin with Uncle Zhao Si's embroidered gun with mottled blood and murderous look. On the one hand, it reposes Adou's extraordinary feelings for Uncle Zhao Si. On the other hand, it also vaguely shows the fierce murderous look that Mr. Dou has been suppressed all his life! Born in that era, in that family, there were a bunch of murderous heroes like Liu Guan and Zhang Zhao as relatives and elders. Mr. Dou's heart-how did you get the word "stupid"!