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We work hard to make our boss live a better life.

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Three feet was not built in a day.

The third floor was not built in a day!

I just want to hold your hand all my life, and I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it.

I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

I know you when you turn to dust. But when you take off your makeup, I may not know you.

6. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

Seven. The money is not really spent, but accompanied by you in another way. It's like buying snacks, and then you get fat and your money gets fat.

8. Girls shouldn't quarrel casually, which will be very uncultured. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

1 1. Sometimes feelings disappear, just like the food in the refrigerator goes bad after the power failure. The refrigerator is right, and the food is right, but the power is out.

12. Which is more important, daughter-in-law or games? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

13. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone.

14. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be young forever? 0. study hard!

15. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

16. Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony all night, wondering who leaked the news.

Seventeen. "Very diligent" this

Five words, I thought about it, and I've only done it before.

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Eighteen. A simple person like me can't do such a painstaking math problem.

19. When you are sleepy because of your homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!

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10. I always feel like an Englishman in Chinese exams, an China in English exams, and an alien in math exams.

2 1. Q: What are the advantages of your boyfriend? A: In a word, yes.

Five words "will pick a girlfriend".

22. Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

23. When your life is not going well, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

Twenty-four What do you mean, die at all? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

At the end of TV, the hero and heroine got married, which shows a profound truth. As long as they get married, there is no future.

26. A friend of the opposite sex asked me to borrow 100 yuan the other day, and then she often called me. Yesterday, she suddenly said she liked me. I was so scared. She doesn't want to pay me back?

Twenty-seven If I hadn't met a hair stylist who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

Twenty-eight I can't find a girlfriend, so I have to tell my fortune. Fortune teller: Your first half life is doomed to be unattractive. My eyes lit up: what about the second half? Fortune teller: I'll get used to it for the rest of my life.