Collecting rice for fortune telling _ watching rice for fortune telling

I really hate some situations.

Boys take selfies.

I don't hate selfies, and I don't hate guys taking selfies, but I hate ugly guys taking selfies. Those boys who are obviously ordinary or even ugly don't even hang up their beards, light their mobile phone cameras all day and make friends. I don't want to see you look confident and ugly, and I don't want to see you look haggard and ghost. I don't care if you buy a car or a house, or if you work late into the night. Whenever this time, I brush my circle of friends and take a few selfies of beautiful women to calm my nerves. After all, I am straight, and only a beautiful woman can save me.

360 degree sunbathing baby without dead angle

Because of work, I added some netizens to WeChat, and they have a common identity, that is: the mother of the child. Almost all these women are sunbathers. Their WeChat names are this mother and that mother. What, Pippi's mother has a mother? I feel that they will live for their children in the next life. Although I can understand their love for their children, after all, that child has nothing to do with me. I can't treat their children as my own in the circle of friends, especially those with poor foundation. Why do they take part in this activity and that activity? They should be allowed to study early, or they will lose face and knowledge when they grow up. How can they find someone?

Wechat service

On the evening of Chinese New Year, I brushed my circle of friends. A few minutes after Yan Xuejing's sketch was finished, a primary school classmate of mine who is engaged in WeChat business sent a short video in a circle of friends. The short video was cut from Yan Xuejing's sketch, which said that Wechat business attended the Spring Festival Gala. The implication is self-evident, that is, WeChat business is very tall. I think I didn't shield her because she was my primary school classmate. I can't believe she disgusted me on New Year's Eve. Too many. From then on, all WeChat business people, regardless of their previous relationship with me, are firmly blocked as long as they meet, unless they are blood relatives.

range

I work in new media, and naturally there are some colleagues and colleagues in my circle of friends, including former colleagues. As soon as I brush my circle of friends, I can see that they are turning to the WeChat they just made. Sometimes I pretend that I didn't call the number myself. It's really low After doing new media for so many years, I learned to harm my circle of friends. I really haven't made any progress, especially my former colleagues. How did I teach them before leaving my job? Promote to the target users! Promote to the target users! Promote to the target users! Say the important things three times! Am I your target user? Your WeChat is so low, when can I read it?

pair

There are public relations in Harbin, and I have learned a lot, but their public relations means are really unique, that is, friends circle flashing. What do you mean by flash? It is to change the heads of all employees in the company into a unified logos, and then distribute the pictures of Jiugongge in a unified way. The pictures of Jiugongge were probably copied directly by artists of big brands, and then screenshots were written into public relations reports, saying how many people were affected. I think they are lower than WeChat business. If the WeChat business is a scam, then they are big liars. They are shameless anyway.

Rumor disseminator

There are some people in my circle of friends who always turn to health rumors or political gossip. I think they're hopeless. Perhaps they themselves know that they have given up treatment long ago, so they will carry out the action of forwarding rumors to the end. How can I spit them out? They are no different from those who forwarded them to koi fish, and they will all be defeated by the strange light of grass carp in the end.

What kind of friends circle do I like?

I like to share the real beauty in life, especially those who use the circle of friends as a profit tool or as a performance stage.