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Do you have any anecdotes or jokes about cars?

While waiting for the red light, a pair of students passed by the car. The boy said shyly to the girl, "Can you leave him to be my girlfriend?" Girl: "We are impossible. You are like this golf ball. Although it looks similar to the GTI next to you, it is impossible to beat others. Do you understand? " At this time, the green light came on, and I kicked the floor oil, leaving a shiny [R] behind GTI.

Playing bad series: waiting for the red light, a pair of students passed by the car. The boy said shyly to the girl, "Can you leave him to be my girlfriend?" Girl: "We are impossible. That's what you are, BYD. Although it is also a car, it can't win the GTR next to it. Do you understand? " At this time, the green light came on, and I kicked out the floor oiler kers with one foot, leaving a shiny Qin behind. Come on, junior! Senior can only help you here! While waiting for the red light, a pair of students passed by the car. The boy said shyly to the girl, "Can you leave him to be my girlfriend?" Girl: "We are impossible. You are like this beetle. Although you are all Volkswagen, you can't win GTI. Do you understand? " At this time, the green light came on. I stepped on the accelerator and left GTI behind, a shiny turbine. Come on, junior! Senior can only help you here!

High-energy early warning version: waiting for the red light, a pair of students pass by the car. The boy said shyly to the girl, "Can you leave him to be my girlfriend?" Girl: "We are impossible. You are like this frog. Although they are all frogs, they cannot win 9 18. Do you understand? " At this time, pedestrians crossing the road are in the way. I fought my way out with one foot of the accelerator, leaving a shiny HA word 9 18 behind me. Come on, junior! Senior jiaotong university can only help you here!