What are some interesting jokes or stories about constellations?

In fact, sometimes I feel that the constellation is still very accurate, and the characteristics of many constellations can be hooked up with people in that constellation. Next, I will tell you some interesting things I know about constellations.

There is a virgo girl in our dormitory. Everyone knows that Virgo is really a perfectionist and always wants to be perfect. Moreover, Virgos are generally neat, and they really love cleanliness.

One day we were discussing what constellations everyone is, and we all felt that the constellations were really accurate. But she said there that she couldn't always believe in constellations, but she didn't know that she had wiped the glass for the third time when she said this sentence.

From her, I believe in constellations more. At that time, I heard that her words and deeds were different, and we laughed at her for a long time. There's another thing I think is funny.

A friend around me always thinks that he is Capricorn, and always feels that he is very similar to Capricorn. Everyone knows that Capricorn is generally a constellation that gives people a sense of loneliness.

My little friend will put himself in a place with some characteristics of Capricorn and say that he feels like Capricorn. But one day we talked about constellations, and he realized that constellations were calculated according to his own solar calendar birthday.

Only then did I find myself an Aquarius, an Aquarius whose behavior is always incomprehensible to ordinary people. Thanks for your sentimentality, I feel like Capricorn every day.

Here, I can't help but feel that constellations still have certain psychological implications for people. Sometimes you will unconsciously make yourself like that according to the characteristics of the constellation.