The funnier the novel, the better. There are also pet articles. . mixairmall@ 126.com

1, children, call your wife's adult (funny, jump to the right type! )

Dialogue:

Too tired: "I have never washed so many bowls in my life ..."

Lori patted her on the shoulder: "Come on, work hard and make money. I want to travel around the world on my honeymoon. "

It means that the girl is proposing to Zheng Tai.

2, husband 18 years old (in fact, there is generally nothing to abuse)

Copywriter: The fortune teller said that it was a matter of appearance to hit someone and rob someone.

Neighbors said, vitriolic, this is a personality problem;

On the wedding day, the death of her husband is a small matter, but it is a big event.

It is not easy to get justice, and it is not your own life.

Forget it. I don't think it's right just because she has a good figure and looks.

Shrimp? Is she engaged, too? How dare I make up for the pain of just being lovelorn and finally have a chance to get married;

Wait, what the hell, this baby who hasn't given up nursing looks down on me?

If your body hadn't shrunk severely now, I would insist on letting you know what a fist is …

3. Love O2O (you know! (Laughter)

Copywriter: What happened when men fell in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Is it worth it? No, the campus prince+game master Xiao Nai fell in love with her delicate hands dancing on the keyboard and her calm momentum at first sight, not her aggressive bright colors! ! ! Awkward, huh? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the little angel of love was by his side ... Then, Xiao Nai, a great god who used to be an all-round student of basketball and swimming and the general planner of the game company, began to hunt for the beauty's heart online and offline ... So, a love quietly sprouted in a flower's time.

4. The bud of love (belonging to pets)

Su Ya, a little girl who is addicted to the internet, is clever and generous on the surface, but she is ws in essence. Xu, the legendary school hunk, two people who have no friendship were suddenly tied together. ...

Before things were clear, she became a coward. Go on, dog blood +YY, ray ~

Thank you for marrying me before I am thirty.

Copywriter: Besides blind date, it can really be regarded as one of the most popular leisure ways for the people. In particular, people like me who have reached the level of saints have become the focus of those seven aunts who regard other people's gossip as their only spiritual food, take the protection of the media as their main duty, and spread more information after dinner as their main purpose.

So I have been afraid to avoid this, I will try to avoid it. However, there are exceptions to everything. When my mother and her old man treated me with emotion, talked about national construction from personal gains and losses, and systematically discussed it from the spiritual, material and even physical health levels, my father and his old man really couldn't stand it, turned around, closed the door and walked the dog. After that, my mother tried her best to hang herself in tears, but I was still unmoved. Seeing that my mother was about to start brewing the next wave of offensive, I suddenly shouted a word-stop, then righteously stood up and gnashed my teeth and said, I'll go. Look at her old man's house again, just like changing her face. She dialed a telephone at lightning speed, quickly set the time and place, then smiled and walked to the sofa and sat down to watch TV.

6, young master bully my little girl:

This super handsome guy is so cruel and inhuman that he is obviously cold in the eyes of outsiders. Why did he become a small-tempered, overbearing and naive boy when he came to her? Not only is he always in charge of her, forbidding her to do this and that, but he often kisses her secretly and insists on sleeping in her bed? ! All right, all right! To tell the truth, she is afraid to sleep alone, but why tell others that she is his girlfriend? The boy as clean as cherry blossoms gave her the most precious ring; What happened to that playboy gentleman, but he was completely honest with her? Cupid came to him unconsciously, but he was a little confused and didn't notice. I don't know how long master Gao Fushuai will have to wait. -pure sweet words, absolutely coquetry.

7. The rabbit overwhelmed the grass beside the nest.

Xiao Tu's mother has a wish: when her daughter grows up, she can marry a white and clean Tang Sanzang as her husband, go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and eat him when she is bored.

But her mother never imagined that her daughter had been eaten by the refined Tang Priest before she could be refined. ...

This is a childhood friend.

8. Who will go to hell if you don't?

I made two mistakes in my life that I regret. The first is to fill in the wrong college entrance examination volunteers, and the second is to offend Zhong Yuan. If I have to use an idiom to describe the influence of the first mistake on me, it is simply that life is worse than death. If you have to use an idiom to describe what Zhong Yuan did to me, it is simply too numerous to mention. However, such an evil person is still a human scourge that attracts bees and butterflies.

One day, I sneered at Zhong Yuan strangely: "The Ghost King sent you to harm more people, didn't he?"

Zhong Yuan replied with a straight face: "In order to save several evils, I intend to choose a person to harm me all my life."

Me: "What do you mean?"

He smiled at me: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

Description: 1. In this article, the male host is enchanting, and the female host is stunning and naturally stays; 2. This article is sweet but not abusive; 3. This article has a relaxed style, but it won't be funny for the sake of being funny.

9. Bitch

Qu was born in a military family.

For all discordant voices, adopt a power policy, and those who refuse to accept it will be fan dead!

Xiangzi, on the other hand, is a politician, who uses persuasion, digging holes and framing, but he is helpless in the face of Yue Yue!

In the middle, Xiangzi was knocked down by the moon countless times, and he got up and was knocked down countless times!

Finally, accept your fate!

So, when Xiangzi said softly to Yue Yue: Dear, please jump on me gently! ! !

As a result, I was beaten again every month! ! ! !

To paraphrase a famous saying: All reactionaries are paper tigers in front of Yue Yue's fist! ! !

Simply put, it is the story of a shrew and a gentle husband!

10, lover of mafia president (from childhood)

Copywriting: No mistress, no suspicion, only endless affection and spoil, sweet spoil! ! !

She has an angelic face and is a natural beauty. She is a freshman in a famous university and the lover of the president of Huangsheng Group, one of the top ten chaebol in the world. She was brought back from the orphanage by him when she was ten years old, and lived in the castle for eight years, enjoying his love.

He, the president of the "Shenghuang Group", one of the top ten chaebol in the world, is a high-ranking prince and a leader in the killer world. It has become his habit to accept everyone's worship. He is like a fallen angel. No one has ever brought a ripple to his life until an angelic girl appeared and his heart began to beat. . . Spoiling her became a habit, and loving her melted into the heart and lungs. He did not hesitate to build a castle for her, only hoping that she could accompany him happily and enjoy his love.

1 1, the mafia president's exclusive pet wife (pet to heaven)

Copywriter: In an elegant and exquisite villa, a little woman waved her watch in front of a man, and her soft voice slowly sounded: "You are very tired ... very tired ... very sleepy ..."

N seconds later, a man closed his eyes as she wished and fell on the gorgeous big bed.

"Husband? Husband? " Anonymous whispered to a man lying in bed. The man seemed to sleep soundly, but he didn't respond to his beloved wife's voice.

"Ah, it seems that my sleep blowing technique has improved. Honey, I'm sorry. I want to go out for a while, and I will be back soon. Hey, I have already reported to you. This is not sneaking out! " A little woman said proudly, and then gently dropped a goose feather-like kiss on the handsome guy's forehead.

The next second, a petite figure, like a gecko, slid neatly down the wall from a window and slowly disappeared into the night.

The next second, the beautiful man sleeping in the luxurious big bed opened his eyes like an eagle, and his addictive beautiful eyes were dark.

It is said that one night, the Black Hawk gang, the most powerful gang in the world, dispatched all its brothers.

It is said that the gang action frightened the politicians in the city. They were afraid that one who accidentally offended the boss of the Black Hawk gang would make the city they led disappear.

According to legend, the action at that time was only to protect his most wise wife Wang;

Rumor has it that this kind of thing often happens,

There are too many rumors.

12, Shanshan came to eat (laughs)

Shanshan squatted in front of the delivery room as a temporary blood bank, and was ordered by the big boss to have a blood test, which proved that she was healthy and her blood was qualified.

During the production process, the mother was once critically ill. Shanshan was obediently pumped 300CC of blood, and the parturient turned the corner. Shanshan walked out of the hospital with obvious gratitude, walked for a while, stopped, looked at the moon and sighed.

"Capitalists are blood-sucking, inhuman and inhuman."

Shanshan shook her head and didn't notice a black limousine parked behind her. After hearing her sigh, the man in the back seat moved his mouth and closed the window that had just been opened.

"Drive."

"Boss, didn't you just say that you would send Miss Xue back?"

"No need." The man said with a straight face, "Capitalists are inhuman."

13, vertical pet-Queen golden phoenix

Copywriting: "The emperor is not good! The empress left home with the princess! "

"What? Run away from home? What about the prince? "

"The prince is still in the East Palace!"

"come on I intend to pass the throne to the prince! " After all, people are already thousands of meters away! Leave the civil and military officials to watch the milk doll crawling on the dragon chair, messy in the wind. ......

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He is overbearing: you are my man, even if you die, you can only die in my arms!

He said softly, Wan, you are so beautiful!

He is ruthless: whoever dares to hurt my queen, I will make his life hell!

Strong men and strong women, one-on-one pets, plus a sad baby!

14, the gold medal pet princess of the Ghost King

Copywriter: "Miss, someone paid a big price for my uncle's head." Outside the curtain, the man in black stood respectfully, while inside the curtain, the woman nestled in the man's arms.

"How much is it?" The woman giggled.

"Five thousand two hundred gold."

"It's really cheap ... Ye, why don't you give me 10 thousand, and that's it-"The woman's delicate fingers lit a flame on the man.

"If I say no-"The man holds a woman's soft ti and pecks at her lips.

"Ruthless, issue a' death curse', and those who kill the ghost king will be rewarded with 22,000 gold, plus' the best killer of the year'."

"Seven son but want to murder her husband? ! "The man rolled over and put the woman under him.

"Sir, if not, how can I make sense?"

"Don't you dare!"

Indoor, full of spring …

15, my wife only allows me to spoil you.

Copywriter: "Husband, I want to open my own restaurant."

"No problem! I pay for your management. "

"Dear, I want to buy an office building of my own."

"No problem, which property do you want?"

"Dear, I want to go to XXX's concert."

Someone is unhappy. "no! You want to listen to the song, I will sing it for you! "

16, air force colonel evil spirit pet

Copywriter: "Mr. Mu, Mrs. Mu got into a fight with several women at the dance."

"oh? Are you hurt? "

"All those women were sent to the hospital."

"I asked my wife if she was hurt?" Someone is angry.

"Oh, madam, with one enemy five, every inch was not injured. "

"Well, find out the supporters of those women and take the army to warn them. If you dare to bully my woman again, don't hang out in T city. "

17, spoil your brother (cultivate a culture and like it very much)

Copywriter: She is a passerby, but the poor little man has become her concern: treating his wounds, bathing him and stealing food for him; Teach him to read, teach him to read, teach him to marry only one wife all his life! It seems that I have invested a little too much, and I have cultivated the villain into a cool man-domineering, and I can't walk without wolf claws!

Don't go if you can't. Anyway, you grew up on your own. Quality and ability are guaranteed. It's better to keep it for yourself if you give it to others. It's not a loss to eat something and clean it up before you go to see the dead!

18, Princess Regent's little pet (extremely pet, not abusive)

Copywriting: Act I:

Mu Liang (affectionate: Flower Girl, your life, next life, next life ... are all mine, don't run away!

Flowers cry snow (deadpan: cool, I have a hunch that I am a man except this life, next life, next life …

Mu Liang (mouth twitching: Flower girl, do you have a hunch that I will be your first brother?

Flowers cry snow (pretending to be surprised: cool, you are so smart, you can guess all this!

Mu Liang (black face: wife, you won.

19, Burning the World (pets)

Copy: "Yes! Kong Old Master Q said a very good word! " Yun Qingtian sat in a chair and looked at the man who was tortured to be inhuman on the ground. His tone is partly evil and partly gloating.

"What's the name of that sentence? It seems that it is difficult to raise women and villains. " Walk up to the man slowly and force him to look at her.

"I'm sorry, do you know who you've offended?" Looking at him condescendingly, his eyes were full of disdain, and he looked like a goddess descending from the earth, and 110 thousand was not to be taunted.

"I am a mean person among women! If you mess with me, there is only one way to go! That is-death! " Tone suddenly stretched, eyes produce hatred, hand on the man's neck, just a twist.

Click! The man's head tilted to one side and he couldn't die at once.

20. Queen Di Feng (super pet! But there seems to be no update ~ ~)

Copywriter: He said, "Crazy girl, we meet again."

She replied, "get out, you smelly fox!" " "

He said, "Silly girl, you are really a princess. Let me help you get rid of that fake. "

She replied, "I dare not ask the fox for mercy." Without you, I will drive away the impostor, although I am not interested in being a princess. "

He said, "Yao Yao, I like you."

She replied, "Get out!"

It's just that my face is red.

2 1, turn the beast into a princess (invincible! )

Copywriter: The eunuch rushed in, out of breath, and told him, "Your Majesty, the giant mink jumped into the Qingyuan pool, caught a golden onion and ran towards the royal chef."

Han Hong, who is dealing with government affairs, doesn't look up. "Since it loves to eat, send a book to Yu and ask them to send another batch of fish."

The eunuch was shocked and stood there. Phoenix golden scales are worth 1000 yuan, and the whole Qingyuan pool is only 20 yuan. Your majesty not only condones mink's arbitrary predation behavior, but also takes such precious fish as mink's mouth food.

22, adopt a daughter into a concubine (training series, no abuse ~ ~! )

Copywriting: "Your Majesty, Princess, Princess She …" The guard stopped talking.

"Say it!" Xi Min Cen's eyes suddenly cooled down.

"The monarch said she wanted to eat baked sweet potatoes, and took a bunch of famous calligraphy from your study, which was being burned in front of the building ..."

"oh? ..... "Xi Cen Min's voice was long and cold, which made the guards tremble.

"Go and tell the princess that if she burns a pair of calligraphy and painting, she will have to write one herself and hang it in the king's study!"

The corner of the guard twitched. Your Majesty, you are so tall! In order to force the princess to study calligraphy, she did not hesitate to lose blood! Which of those famous paintings is not priceless? Every time I sleep, I will look at it more. Now I am willing to let the princess burn it! What a good teacher! Impressive!

23, the devil's pet (not abuse, from beginning to end):

Copywriter: "It's not that I'm partial to my boss, but that he loves her more than you. Without her, you just lost a woman and the boss lost the whole world! "

Shura's pet (extreme pet):

Copywriter: "I don't trust who I give it to you, because the person who loves you the most in the world must be me!" " "

"In addition to me, who can guarantee that you won't be killed by you in a rage? So you are destined to belong to me only! "

24, abandoned fox princess pet (pet):

Copywriter: Looking at her understatement, Shangguan Ling growled: "You are my woman!" " Hidden spirit picked his eyebrows and smiled languid is lazy and charming, "spirit emperor won't forget? You betrayed me! "

25. Father who only loves Uber (very pet):

Copy: "Baby … You know, my world would be ruined without you!" " "Cold and arrogant, like him, he doesn't care about anything, but he is afraid of losing her!

26, the ghost king demon princess (belly black couple+pet):

Copywriter: "Moore, even if you come again, you can only pester me." Even if you go up to heaven and down to earth, you can only belong to me! "

27, demon phoenix evil dragon (pet to heaven):

Copywriter: Chu smiled and squatted in front of the humanoid thing and sighed: "I have many adults, and the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. You tried to kill me, and I left you a whole body. Am I very kind? " Blink your eyes and look at those wide-open, unsatisfied eyes, as if waiting for his answer. Everyone around you is sweating. Is this called a whole corpse? Is she still kind? Looking at the expressions of people around him, Chu smiled, walked beside this handsome man with three points of righteousness and seven points of evil, hugged his arm, looked up at him, and asked innocently, "Evil, what happened to them? The expression is very strange! "

28, the beast emperor evil princess (pet ~ ~):

Copywriting: "If anyone dares to hurt her, this deity will be buried with everything in this world!" In previous lives, all he wanted was her.

29. Shi Guo's evil wife (very good, but newly opened): Note: 23~29 are all one-on-one, no mistakes, no infidelity, no abuse!

Copywriter: In this life, she just wants to live for herself and do whatever she wants. Is it accident or fate? I met a traitor who was punished by everyone. The traitor is cunning, ruthless and insidious, but only he made her believe that sentence. "If life is flashy, there will always be people who regard you as life."

30. The beauty of rebirth is fierce (pets ...)

Eunuch: Prince, today Miss Lin Xiangguo laughed at the Crown Princess.

Without looking up, the prince said, "She loves to laugh too much, so let's go to Hongyi Hospital to sell it." . )

Eunuch: Prince, the first lady of General Chen is going to compete with the crown princess.

The prince casually said that she loves to fight and kill, so let her go to the border to guard the city (the eunuch is paralyzed, and the general's daughter is a guard? )

Eunuch: Prince, the emperor wants to kill the crown princess.

The prince is carefree and loves to kill people. We'll find some killers to kill him tomorrow. The eunuch fainted, this is the emperor! )

Eunuch: Prince, the crown princess has a pet.

A smile appeared on the prince's face: What's strange about keeping a pet? The eunuch's face is shaking. Yes, if you know what kind of pet this is, how can you be so calm? )

Eunuch: That pet is male.

The prince's face froze: forget it, raise it.

Eunuch: But that pet is a person, a man.

A gust of wind, there is no shadow of the prince in front of me, only the voice of grinding teeth: Molly, how dare you raise a man!

These are all things I like and recommend. I hope you can find the book you love ~ ~!