Middle School Students' Prose: Fruit and School Grass

At noon one day in late spring and March, cantaloupe rushed into 603 with 10 mutton kebab. It was hard to hide his excitement and said, "Guess who I saw just now?" "School grass" I am particularly speechless about anthomaniac, especially the anthomaniac of Hami melon, which is manifested in all ages. Looking at her kebab, Cherry's eyes suddenly lit up. Hami melon gave her the mutton kebab and held her hand. She said excitedly, "There is a school grass in the canteen. He smiled at me when he bought mutton kebabs from him. Really happy! " A-mei Cherry blinked and said, "What about A Xin? Don't you like him? " Hami melon curled his mouth and said, "That's different. A Xin is A Xin. You don't know the child ... "A-mei more curious. She went to the canteen to have a look, and came back and said to her mother, Sydney, "The school grass that Hami melon said is terrible!" " Sydney is blind, so am I.

In the evening, Hami melon brought mutton kebabs, so let's help her solve them. The orange bit the mutton string and said, "Be careful that everyone else has a girlfriend." Hami melon gave her a white look. At this time, the school flower apple was repaired late and came back with mutton kebabs. Hami melon greeted her and said, "Did you see that school grass?" Apple paused. "It should grow into a school hunk. I didn't expect you to like younger ones. " Question mark? The fruit is covered. ...

For several days in a row, cantaloupe took pains to eat mutton kebabs, eating like crazy. When she was worried that her weight would exceed 120, Sydney and she met what he called school grass in the canteen, which was not bad in appearance and belonged to the lovely kind. Just as the cantaloupe was about to go up, an old man took a child, and the child called "Dad" as soon as they met. The cantaloupe immediately petrified ... It turned out that A-mei saw the old man, the apple saw the child, and the cantaloupe saw the married man.

Flooding storm in dormitory

The most tangled thing in the morning is holding the washing utensils in one hand and the cup in the other, waiting in line for "Director, the water pipe is broken again". Apple's delicate voice came from behind, so it's better to ignore it. I can't let her deprive me of the pleasure of waiting in line for so long. Someone patted me on the shoulder and looked back. It turned out to be an orange. She said contemptuously, "Chief, the dormitory is flooded, and your wife and children are still in the water." "Shrimp? (Minnan voice) "I didn't finish listening. I trotted to the sixth floor at a speed of 800 meters. It was not only flooded, but also swept by a typhoon. The ground is a mess, wet and smells the same. There seems to be some potato chips left over from last night. that this is not the important question. The point is, where is the plumber? The mushroom in the dormitory next door pointed to the third floor of the boys' dormitory opposite. I looked at the window and saw that lightning struck my crown. The plumber is playing the erhu and singing Shaanxi folk songs affectionately. "Flowing-passing years-months-wind-sand ..." He was stuck by something and stopped. "The river flows eastward." He boldly opened his voice and immersed himself in the happy morning light. To curb the outbreak of the small universe, the urgent task is to save property, huh? What else is there? By the way, there are wives and children. ...

Into the 603 lair, there is a cool breeze on my face, mixed with unspeakable taste, like ammonia. My wife, Sydney, put her around her waist and laughed at me: "You guy, you just got here, and A-mei and Lao Ban are locked in the toilet." It turned out that the monitor came to borrow the toilet, and the door was stuck. A-mei went to help her. Just as naive A-mei wanted to show her extraordinary kung fu to the old class, when she opened the door from the inside, she found that the door could not be opened any more. The monitor kicked the door hard and shouted, "It's bad luck to borrow a toilet. I'm just a soy sauce maker. " The glass on the door gave a "plop" sound, and A-mei sobbed and cried "Poplar Dad" inside, which made me flustered. The monitor roared, "If you don't let me out, I'll hit your child." . When I get angry, I forget to open the door. I aimed at the door. It was a good step, but the door just fell to the ground. What is hateful is that I saw Lao Ban and Cherry smirking at this time. I just put the door back, so you won't think of it. You've been tossing it in the morning. ...

I screwed up the exam.

When the test results came out, I happily said to the fruits, "Ladies and gentlemen, my sister has made progress for more than 300 years." There were complaints in the dormitory, especially the eyes from Sydney, which almost killed me. It's cold in the back. It seems that I didn't do well in the exam. I asked weakly, "How did you all do in the exam?" The orange pushed his glasses with a philosophy book and said, "In the face of philosophy, people and pigs are equal, so now you are equal to us." The girl hates it very much. She can't eat grapes and says they are sour. She swallowed a mouthful of water and asked about my A-mei cherry. She didn't say a word, just put up four fingers. It turned out to be her class 40 (everyone said, "How do you know?" I said, "She is my daughter"). I asked the apple, and the apple was in tears, and women also loved to cry. She patted her on the shoulder and said, "Sister, don't cry. You see, I have climbed from the last place to the class of 1 1. You have no problem. Try again next time. " Apple pear flower with rain said, "I'm so angry, I'm only the second in a year." I gave her a white look and turned to Hami melon, the representative of the history department. Hami melon shrugged and said, "I just missed the history exam." I asked curiously, "What did you write in the exam composition?" Hami melon said indifferently, "I just talked more about the good masculinity in Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties and my personal views on handsome guys, so the history teacher suppressed the original score and made my sister get no points." Everyone is speechless. ...

Remarks: (In fact, the class ranking of 603 fruit is the annual ranking, and they are all fooling around in key classes. Sister, I didn't come to the exam last time, and I successfully regressed by more than 300. What a shame! )

A light bulb/bulb

The night lit up my eyes, but I rolled my eyes with it. I don't know how many times the power has been cut off in our dormitory 603. In the evening, our 603 fruit group went out of the dormitory with the old class to blow the wind, and someone followed us on the road. When we turned around and narrowed our eyes, we found it was a four-eyed frog man from Class 9. He has coveted this old class for a long time. I pointed to him and said, "Fruit, do you want to be a third wheel?" Answer with one voice: "Yes". Then I sent my old classmates to the jaws of death. A few minutes later, I sat next to her giggling, unrestrained, and completely ignored the man's reaction. The old class was originally slow and generous, holding us a few fruits from time to time. At first, the man was very slow, but he just smiled foolishly and touched his head and said a few words to us. But when he saw the apple, his face turned red even more. Sydney pinched me, and I realized. The apple caught her eye. There was a misplaced kiss, which was fake and confused. The man turned pale and left the scene with malicious intent. Fruits are kept in their stomachs. Hami melon patted Lao Ban on the shoulder and said, "He won't bother you anymore. I have seen many boys like him, and I like beautiful ones! " The old class sighed and said, "He is my brother". In a word, the fruit of the 603 dormitory was thundered. Our image, the image of our sophomore aunt, was ruined. ...

Football, we love football.

Today is a sunny day, sunny and sunny. Looking up at the size of the universe and overlooking the richness of categories is enough to be extremely entertaining. I believe in cola. On the playground, oranges struggled to play football, which attracted criticism from onlookers. After losing one after another, Orange said to the boys in his class, "You are too old-fashioned." A man said, "What about you?" Orange Jun didn't explain anything, but called me directly, and the audience was booed. I said to the comrades in Class Three, "Don't lose our value again. Playing with you ladies will break down. " . A-mei said beside him, "Sorry, my family Yang Tao has practiced, but he is just a small national second-class athlete." Class Three boys collapsed again, and A-mei shouted "carambola forever". The thunder knocked everyone down, so I asked Sydney to cover her mouth. Afterwards, I successfully kicked off a pair of shoes. Of course, the ball did enter, and it entered our goal beautifully with the shoes. What a shame! Although we lost, we won respect. The boys in Class Three admire us from the bottom of their hearts, and don't forget to add "live forever".

We are about to graduate, fledgling. It is said that our predecessors all want to fly to the highest place. Unfortunately, most of them fell dead. Fingers are so wide, time is so thin (and sad), three years have passed in a flash, and there are too many regrets and disappointments in life, but I want to record the happiness we had together in words, and then regain this happiness when we are tired and sleepy, okay? Fruit of 603 ...