Liu loves fortune telling _ Liu Divination

Folk story is an important part of China folk culture, which has a far-reaching impact on the lives of ordinary people. The following is a folk story I recommend to you: beggars eat meat:

Author: Zeng

Zhang Heichi is a natural meat eater. He can eat several catties of meat in one meal. Unfortunately, he was born in poverty and became a beggar by eating meat.

On this day, Zhang Heichi went to Xichengkou to beg, just as fortune teller Liu was eating braised pork at Zhanbu stall. Zhang Heichi suddenly couldn't move his legs, drooling and crying for meat. Just when Liu wanted to scold him, he changed his mind and decided to give him a beating. He said, "Do you want to eat meat?" I'll tell you a good place to go and wait at the city gate in the middle of the night to make sure you have enough to eat. "Say, pretend to pinch your fingers, Nuts:" You beat King Rumi and eat meat for the rest of your life. Tonight, you will go to Ximen, and your luck will shine. "No one will believe this, but he took it seriously. In the middle of the night, he came to the west gate and saw a group of people coming with lanterns and boxes. Zhang Heichi smelled the smell of steamed pork and thought that Liu was right. He jumped up like a hungry tiger, but he was held back by those people. This is grandpa county's snack. Where can I eat it?

It turns out that the county grandfather likes playing mahjong and fights with several rich people in Yuechun Garden every night. Around midnight, the first mate will go to the "Drunken Xianju" restaurant and bring him steamed meat as a snack. Liu knew all these things, so he tricked Zhang Heichi into asking for a fight.

Besides, Zhang Heichi was locked on the stone lion of the county government, and was not brought to trial until the grandfather of the county left the scene at the fifth watch. County grandfather asked him why he robbed meat? Zhang Heichi looked up and said loudly, "Liu said this is my destiny takes a hand's meat, of course I want to eat it!" " The county grandfather saw that he was stupid and was about to kick him out. His heart moved again and he asked Zhang Heichi with a smile, "Do you really want to eat meat?" Zhang Heichi nodded repeatedly. The magistrate coaxed, "Eat meat, but be obedient." Hearing this, Zhang Heichi shouted excitedly: "Be obedient if you have meat to eat!" The magistrate ordered someone to send a bowl of braised pork, and Zhang Heichi jumped on it and ate it with his mouth open. There is still a voice in his Adam's apple. County grandpa looked at his gluttony and gave me a bad smile.

The next night, "Yuechunyuan" played more than twenty cards, and Mr. Wang, the servant outside, brought supper. In the corridor, anyone who saw Mr. Wang dozing off at his desk wondered, what happened to Mr. Wang? I'm not playing mahjong, but sitting here stealing time. When I am hungry, why not wait for dinner here?

He put the box on the table, bowed and said, "sir, dinner is here." As soon as the voice fell, I saw Mr. Wang suddenly sit up, open the box and take out a snack to eat. This is a bowl of braised pork, full of fragrance, and Mr. Wang's throat is purring. Seeing the way Mr. Wang eats, as if he hadn't eaten meat for years, Tintin said to himself, No way, why is Mr. Wang so virtuous today? Take a closer look in the dim light. Oh, my God, there's been a mistake. This person is not Miss Wang at all. He grabbed the man in a hurry and hit him.

Guess who that person is? It's Zhang Heichi!

It turned out that grandpa in the county was unlucky recently and won a large sum of money by Mr. Wang. When the county magistrate saw that Zhang Heichi looked a bit like Mr. Wang, a crooked idea flashed in his mind: it would be bad luck for Mr. Wang to let Zhang Heichi pretend to be Mr. Wang and cheat him into having dinner.

At that time, Zhang Heichi's quarrel with Ding alarmed the players in the house. Mr. Wang blew his beard and stared angrily. He wants to send Zhang Heichi to the county government and let the county grandfather punish him severely. But the county grandfather waved and said, "This is an asshole, so why share his knowledge?". I will treat you to dinner tonight. Come on, come on, keep playing cards, don't spoil the fun. " The county magistrate spoke, and Mr. Wang couldn't say anything more, watching Zhang Heichi walk away.

What a coincidence! Mr. Zhang Heichi lost his light in the middle of the night, and the county grandfather won a burst of laughter. After the game, Mr. Wang came home with a grim face, and the servant hurried forward to apologize and said, "Sir, I caught Zhang Heichi." Please calm down. " Mr. Wang quickly picked up a whip and slapped him in the face, scolding him: "How dare you. If you dare to eat my meat, I will whip you to death. " Zhang Heichi couldn't stand the beating and cried, "It's not my fault, it's my fault that I won too much money from the county grandfather." Mr. Wang paused, carefully asked a question, and his veins stood out.

At this time, the housekeeper leaned forward and whispered, "Sir, go and report to the magistrate." It turned out that the reason why Mr. Wang didn't buy the account of the county grandfather and dared to win the money of the county grandfather was because the county magistrate was his son-in-law, but that was the immediate boss of the county grandfather.

Mr. Wang personally took Zhang Heichi to see his son-in-law and asked him to help him export evil spirits. The county magistrate smiled and comforted him and said, "Isn't it easy?" He instigated beggars to eat your braised pork. How about I ask him to double it for you? "A few days later, the county great grandfather was dealing with business, and suddenly there was a report from the department, and the magistrate sent people to handle affairs. The magistrate shouted for help, and when the messenger came in, the magistrate's eyes almost fell. The bearer turned out to be Zhang Heichi!

I saw Zhang Heichi, dressed in public service, giggling at the magistrate's grandfather and sending the magistrate's documents. After reading the magistrate, he was stunned for a long time. Because there is swine fever in neighboring counties, in order to prevent infection, the magistrate decided to urge prevention. Today, Zhang Heichi was sent to check the precautions for one month.

The magistrate knows very well that this is the magistrate's adult taking it out on Mr. Wang. However, although the person who sent it is an asshole, it is a serious matter. The neighboring county is really engaged in swine fever. If it really reaches the county, you can accuse him of poor prevention and dismissal.

The county grandfather had to order someone to watch the banquet, and he swallowed his anger and asked, "Zhang Tea Board, I wonder if you have any ideas on preventing swine fever? The county tried its best to prepare. " Zhang Heichi looked up and curled his lips and said, "The magistrate told me that I came to eat meat and I won't be allowed to come back for a month." The county grandfather knew that Zhang Heichi was an asshole, so he couldn't say for sure, so he had to send two heads to serve him with good wine and meat, and specially appointed a chef to do it in different ways.

Seeing a beggar with a greasy mouth dangling in front of him, the county grandfather gnashed his teeth and wrote a letter to the governor. As the saying goes, there is no official in the DPRK, and the county grandfather can be an official without learning and skills, all by his uncle, the governor.

When the governor read the letter from the county grandfather, he sent a message to the magistrate, saying that the governor's government was understaffed and wanted to transfer Zhang Heichi to the governor's government. Magistrate adults with official documents leng for a long time, so we have to do.

Zhang Heichi left the county government and came to the governor's yamen with a desire for wine and meat.

Who knows, a few days later, Zhang Heichi turned into the book office of the governor's yamen and went to the magistrate's yamen on business with an official letter from the governor's yamen. The official letter said that the court allocated a batch of money to repair the river, and the governor specially appointed Zhang Heichi to supervise the construction period for half a year. Zhang Heichi is an asshole. What does he know about repairing rivers? Magistrate adults in distress situation, know that this is the governor adults deal with a man as he deals with you, revenge for the magistrate grandpa. He let the beggar eat the meat of the county master for a month, and the governor let the beggar eat his meat for half a year.

Magistrate adults certainly know how to treat Zhang Heichi. Good wine and meat are enough. But the magistrate was uncomfortable, so he wrote a letter to his teacher, Master Wu.

This Wu is not a fuel-efficient lamp either, so he wrote a letter at once. On this day, the queen mother was taking the little emperor to approve the throne, and she saw his share. The governor despised Chaogang and sent beggars to urge the river to complete the construction period. The queen mother has long been accustomed to this kind of struggle between internal officials and external officials, and threw the paper beside her. The little emperor asked curiously, "Mom, is this beggar really that good at eating meat?" When the little emperor asked, the queen mother was moved. It turned out that the little emperor was anorexic, so he didn't eat well, and he especially hated eating meat, so he was very ill. The emperor's good health is a blessing to the country. The queen mother didn't worry less, and all kinds of methods were tried, but the little emperor just couldn't eat. The queen mother thought of this and ordered Zhang Heichi to enter the palace.

The governor didn't know the secret, so he quickly sent someone to dress up and sent Zhang Heichi to the palace. The eunuch taught him some manners and took him into the temple. The queen mother and the little emperor sat in the dragon chair with a small red mud stove under them. There is a pot on the stove, and the pot is stewed with hot meat, which is more than five pounds and smells delicious. Zhang Heichi watched the pork, swallowed saliva and had a big appetite. As soon as the queen mother said to let him eat, he rushed forward like a hungry dog, leaving all manners behind.

Zhang Heichi shoveled meat, grunted like a dog in his throat, blistered his lips, and looked proud. Even the Queen Mother was amused by his rude eating.

In a short time, Zhang Heichi was swept away, and even eating more than five pounds of meat was one breath. He only burped, gravy was running on his mouth, his clothes were covered with oil stains, and he giggled contentedly. The little emperor was aroused and cried for meat. When the queen mother was ready, she ordered the maid-in-waiting to serve meat and watched the little emperor eat with relish. The queen mother nodded approvingly.

After that, Zhang Heichi became the companion of the little emperor. Since he accompanied him to dinner, the little emperor is no longer anorexic and his health is getting better and better. Although Zhang Heichi is muddy, he knows a hard truth, that is, if the little emperor coaxed him, there would be endless meat. So on weekdays, the dog barked and the cat barked, which amused the little emperor and made him leave him without thinking about tea and rice. As soon as the queen mother was happy, she made him a fourth-class escort to accompany the little emperor.

A few months later, Zhang Heichi asked for leave to go back to his hometown to repair his parents' grave. County grandfather took the order and accompanied him into the saddle. When passing by the fortune-telling booth, Zhang Heichi took out twenty-two taels of silver and stuffed it into Liu's arms, saying that his fortune-telling was accurate. From that night on, he really succeeded.

Liu took the silver in surprise, looked at the back of Zhang Heichi in a splendid robe in the distance, and kept in a daze, muttering to himself: What's wrong with this world? Beggars really eat swan meat!

Folktale: Beggars eat meat, right here.

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