Chaoshan crosstalk fortune-telling _ Chaoshan crosstalk fortune-telling video

There is such a physiognomy, this physiognomy, divination, eight-character criticism ... These things are unjust and deceptive. But in those days, there was a big market for these things, and there were booths dedicated to doing this, giving people face-to-face reading, calculating divination, approving eight characters, and flattering a few words-very profitable.

What is the most irritating thing? There is also this kind of aimless gentleman-blind people calculate divination, divination, and someone specially asks them to calculate ... This passerby is simply confused! Call him Sir-"Sir, you ... you help me calculate ... calculate a divination ... I ... I lost something ... Do you think I can get it back?" You can't find it if you stare. You asked a blind man to help you find it? It doesn't work at all.

The inability to have such physiognomy depends entirely on business, ignorance, lack of knowledge and lack of literacy. Can people who say this physiognomy not read? He can read the words in front of the eye bar, but he doesn't know much. You said he couldn't come to Octagonal Daoism or gossip. What's his physiognomy? Why do you ask him how to be righteous? His nickname is "Brother Gong". This man, surnamed Gong, is taller than me. His name is Brother Gong. He lives here in Tianjin and is also from Tianjin. There is no such thing as divination-divination cards, boxes, photo albums, etc. It's nothing. What did he take? He took a slate in hand and a pencil in hand, and wrote the word "No" on this slate. When he finished writing, he shouted, "Hey-I mean, gentlemen, it's stupid to be idle." His accusation is spirit.

As soon as he said he didn't want money, he surrounded several people. This small market is very crowded. How is he? Look at this, look at that-"Hey," pointing to the one standing in the middle, "Just this one!" With that, he buckled the slate on the table. He didn't let anyone see what he wrote, but he knew. After writing, he asked the man, "I said, man, did you … do something?" Go ahead. "

For example, this one is unemployed now: "Oh, nothing to do."

"Oh-!" Pa-a turn this slate, "SIRS, please see-'no'! I this thing, this thing is the spirit! I know he didn't do anything, and there is nothing to do-nothing! " It's hard.

Like what this is doing. what should he do ？ He didn't scold you, but he asked something else. He didn't open the slate and asked you, "Are you skilled?" "Is there a sale?" As long as you say "no", he will pa-turn this slate into "no";

For example, this person is doing something. He also has business and skills. what should he do ？ He ignored you, he didn't open the slate, and asked something else. This time, he didn't ask this, but asked his family-look at this person's age, and if he is in his twenties, ask if he has any children. But people in their twenties are not married yet. Where are the children? So as long as you answer "no!" He pa-a turn "no!" ; If this person is fifty or sixty years old, he should ask his parents instead of his children. "What about their parents?" ... but for people in their fifties and sixties, their parents are gone. When you say "no", it pops up-when you turn to "no!" ..... Anyway, as long as we catch him, otherwise he won't turn this slate, and he won't turn this slate.

That time, not that inch. When I met this person, I asked everything. Did I ask anything? When I saw it, it was broken. I hit a nail-he wrote "No" and locked the slate there. "Guys, I this thing-is ling! Dude, what did you do? "

"Oh, I'm doing something."

"Do your own thing for others?"

"I ... work for others."

"What can I do for you?"

"Oh, yes!"

"... do you have any skills?"

"I have."

"Oh ... parents? The old man and the old lady are tough? Is there? "

"Oh, yes!"

"Do you ... do you have children?"

"I have children, too."

"You have ... how many children do you have? Are there also … boys … girls? "

"Oh-the same one."

"Oh, the same ... parents-in-law ... is there?"

"Oh, yes!"

……

"... where's the brother-in-law? "

"Yes!"

"... brother-in-law also has! ..... it's ... it's getting cold. Do you have any ... fur monkeys? "

The one said, "I don't have a monkey."

"oh! Don't! ! ! Guys, look, no! ! ! This thing of mine-it is the spirit! "

Look at each other, here comes the monkey!

Please adopt O (∩ _ ∩) O. Thank you.