Satire at other people's sentences

1, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

2, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I will die soon.

4. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

6. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful.

9. Tell lies with your real name in practice, and tell the truth with a pseudonym in your collection.

10, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

1 1, I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp, and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

12, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

13, you have a peony-rich appearance, a plum-blossom tough quality, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-blossom sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a nymphomaniac!

14, stand higher and pee farther.

15, your appearance is out of proportion.

16, I come from China, and death is the soul of China. It is impossible for me to learn English.

17, because of such a scientific truth, peas and rice just don't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.

18, you look very relaxed! !

19, I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

20. You look like the scene of a car accident.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

22, I am tea, you are water, you come to soak me!

23. I have never understood a question. Why do some people think you are a man?

24. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

25, your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

26. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

27. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

28. Usually women say to men, "I'm not for you." In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

A sarcastic remark about others' arrogance.

1, all the mistakes in the whole multiverse are caused by you, and you can roll away as far as your thoughts are; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

2, demo, look in the mirror and see how big yours is? How long is it? You have whales in your head, don't you? Come back when you grow up, son!

Those who compete with those who surpass themselves will be more arrogant in the end.

4. Don't think that you live in an era when you give milk to your mother. Thanks to Wei Zhongxian, he is not alive. If he were alive and saw countless children under his knees, wouldn't he be particularly happy?

5. Before you spit, think about what you have done. Are you qualified to talk about others? I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

6. When he satirizes you, you give him a smile. Self-righteous people will lose me sooner or later. . . I mean, I don't want to be with anyone else. . .

7. The greatest pride and inferiority both indicate that the mind is the most fragile.

8. Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind.

9. Only you are right in the world.

10, proud people often hide their cowardice through pride.

1 1, this extreme way makes me even more disgusted with you. Before you, I didn't judge a book by its cover!

12, there is no wood in the mountains and no wood in the trees.

13, even if you don't know the law, you are still standing beside panting, you are blind!

14, don't think that you can be an intellectual just by writing a word.

15, you have to know that there is only one earth in the universe, which may also make your arrogance explode.

16, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

17, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you.

18, Xiaogang saw the test paper and the scores just handed out. He jumped three feet with pride. While showing off himself, he told his classmates about his achievements and asked them to praise him.

19. Kindergarten classes are enrolling students. Go, but I'm afraid your IQ won't even accept you in kindergarten.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

2 1. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.

22. An arrogant person won't grow up, because he won't like serious advice.

23. I admit that I am ugly, nobody loves me, I am arrogant, I am not gentle, I am not arrogant, but I am a limited edition.

24. You ate chemical fertilizer this morning, how can you talk enthusiastically! ?

25. Hello: The story of the frog in the well has finally been demonstrated.

26. If you forget your own shortcomings, you will become complacent.

27. He is like a rooster pampered all day. He has never seen the world, thinks he is the best in the world, and proudly holds his neck high. As everyone knows, a few months later, when it grows fat enough, it is a bloody knife around its neck.

28. Hang a bitch on your face every day for fear that others will not know that you are a bitch. You were kicked by a donkey when you were born, and your head is like shit.

29, your language is harmless, holding five big coins, watching a wandering story of Sanmao, and living a very satisfactory life.

30, you should know very well. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are two piles of shit.

3 1, none of our habits is more difficult than overcoming pride. Although I tried to hide it, overcome it and destroy it, I still unconsciously revealed it anyway.

Don't judge me lightly You only know my name, but you don't know my story

33. Pride is where all heroes get hurt.

Your old spirit of doing adult sports every day for fitness and being accused of rape is too young to learn.

35. Pride is the product of ignorance.

Only those who have firm and unshakable confidence in their outstanding talents and unique values are called pride.

37. I think you are really a leader. I am the only one. It is said that Bill Gates was even a dime in those days, and it was really condescending for you not to be the boss.

38. Arrogance is an unsupported dignity.

39. Sometimes you are so optimistic that you always think you can shake the earth.

40. The greater the risk, the stronger the pride of taking risks.

4 1, arrogant and a little smelly.

42. I really want to put you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are.

43. You have an ugly old face. If you have nothing to do, just wave your hand and walk around with your hands in your pockets. I just know a netizen if I have nothing to do. You basically rely on shaking in winter. The only relative is the dog.

44. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul, but it turned out that your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance!

45. Pride is indispensable, and pride is indispensable. If you have no pride, you will approach a husband. If you have self-esteem, you can't be a gentleman.

I am not perfect, but I dare to admit it. I can proudly say that I don't like pretending, and I don't pretend.

47. A shemale should look like a shemale. No one is human, and a demon is not a demon. Go and scare the ghosts!

48. You are a disloyal, unfilial, unkind, rude, short-lived and thoughtless loser. You deserve to die, be scolded, beaten and killed, which means you owe a loss, a spit, an X and an education.

49. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

50, you live like a fool, you are the best example of abortion failure.

5 1, sparrows know the ambition of swans!

52. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to stay? To avoid polluting the environment.

53. People should not be arrogant, but they should not be arrogant. Satire at other people's arrogant sentences.

54. If satisfying women's self-esteem can make men infinitely happy, then hurting men's self-esteem can make women ecstatic.

55. People who hold three or two bad words and can't think of new words every day are all mentally retarded children at your level.

56. Complacency is a terrible trap for us, which we dug ourselves.

Those who talk about their ideals and overcome difficulties all day are actually not very wise. Really wise people have long taken this for granted and made a return in the material world.

58. Jealousy, don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab someone in the back?

59. The more incompetent, the more pretentious.

60. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

6 1, arrogant personality will only hurt you occasionally, but arrogant expression will make you hurt constantly.

62. Even if a few peacock feathers are planted, it still crows in the morning.

63. Don't let pride dominate you. Because of pride, you will be stubborn when you agree; Because of pride, you will refuse useful advice and friendly help; Moreover, because of pride, you will lose your objective standards.

64. Scholars can't learn without arrogance, so the first thing to do is arrogance. A collection of sentences that satirize others' arrogance

Talk about sarcastic sentences.

First, don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

Second, the superorganism living with cockroaches is a semi-plant with rotten vitality.

Third, behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

Fourth, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.

Five, damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

Seven, people invented clothes to hide their shame, and then took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between civilization and clothing.

Eight, spring is sleepy and summer is weak, and winter just sleeps.

Nine, it is getting bigger and bigger, but I feel that love (ai) is getting farther and farther. What is happiness? I have asked myself countless times, but I still have no answer. This world is hypocritical, and people in this world are even more hypocritical. It's hard to understand. We constantly hurt those who love us (ai) and are also hurt by those we love (ai). I heard a friend's love (ai) today. So how should a broken heart heal? Love (ai) is really hard. Love (ai) often leaves pain. Who doesn't cherish who? Why is love (ai) full of deception? I don't want to think about anything. I hope that love (ai) will not be so hypocritical when it comes.

Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

Eleven, if you hurt people, you deserve 1, and a slap can't buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

Twelve, experts say that the United States is fighting Iraq for oil; According to this theory: the Vietnam War in the United States was for bananas; Han mei fights for kimchi; Cuba was blocked because of cigars; Send troops to Afghanistan to be goats; Playing Mongolia is for little sheep; Go to Russia to buy vodka; Playing Germany is for beer; Playing Japan is for rice balls; If you go to China one day, it must be for a party.

Thirteen, there are too many people who lie in this circle, too few people who tell the truth, and too many people who tell lies. Everyone is used to saying more tactful things, but I can't. I can't do it.

Fourteen, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will be painful without me.

15. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Sixteen, a good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

Seventeen, taste all the tastes in the world, or light and most beautiful; Depending on whether life is prosperous or dull, it can be complicated or simple. The key is what kind of mentality we use to look at it. Plain is not terrible. The terrible thing is to wear a mask, live a real life in an illusory dream, and live a simple life, right, wrong, love (ai), hate, laugh, cry, cry.

18. A person's shortcomings are like a monkey's tail. When he is on the ground, his tail is invisible. Until he climbed the tree, he put his back in public view. However, the long tail of this red ass already exists, which is not a new symbol of his climbing status.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

Twenty, don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.

2 1. Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.

Twenty-two, only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow.

Twenty-three, God will regret not giving people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

Twenty-four, the top of the head is as white as silver, and the scales are not divided. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

Twenty-five, people can't take money into the grave, but money can take people in.

Twenty-six, the anger of mediocrity, grab the land with the head.

Twenty-seven, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

Twenty-eight, now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

29. Please respect yourself.

Thirty, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

Thirty-two, a true good friend is not a topic that can't be talked about together, but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed.

Thirty-three, I have always regarded handsome guys and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

In the eyes of pigs, perhaps the stupidest animal in the world is man.

Thirty-five, if someone hurts, 1, the light is on! Thank you. I specialize in helping people solve problems. I don't care about the rest! 2. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?" Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? 4. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory. 5. I have seen the ugly one, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

36. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper.

Thirty-eight, African animals on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

Forty, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

Forty-one, a hippo killed by Noah's ark, a new volcano erupted.

42. Your appearance is refreshing.

Forty-three, ask what money is in the world, teach people life and death!

44. Ironic sentence 1. Seeing your weak clothes every day, I immediately understand what a young lady's life is. 2, talk about quality, do you deserve it, are you afraid of bad mouth, what is the skill of dog barking, it's really good for you to bite me. When I get rich, I'll take you to the best nerve hospital.

45. What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

Satire Sentence _ A Classic Sentence Satire Others

1 Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets, tasting delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

5 first-class people, capable, no temper; Second-class, capable and tempered; The last person is incompetent and has a big temper.

Trees have skins, people have faces, and trees without skins will surely die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

If god wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

Why cover your face with your ass?

You owe you a slap on the left and a kick on the right. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

10 people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

1 1 When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

12 Some people are like this. They think the whole world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

13 stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

14 shame on the adulterer.

15 If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future!

16 How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

17 Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

18 women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

19 beggars are people who tax your conscience.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

2 1 shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

The more money you spend, the closer you get to the bed.

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest.

I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?

This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: this can be done, and I said: this really can't.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

3 1 Seeing you, I feel like I'm at the scene of a car accident.

You are a real rocking tree. What are you talking about?

If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you.

Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.

We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

I don't remember my worries. I usually report my worries on the spot.

37 playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. . . My weakness is: it is very low-key. . . -

Your teeth are really white (you are so black).

4 1 Grenade will explode when it sees you.

42 women please themselves, men pity to please themselves!

Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

46 when you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

You are really a eunuch who doesn't understand the fatigue of the emperor.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

5 1 I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

I finally understand in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

The death of 530 million people is just a statistic.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

The difference between 55 people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

Frankly speaking, you can support a brothel.

Without the wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Stupid people wouldn't exist without you.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else has to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

6 1 tucao is used to count money, not to make sense ~

I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again.

Get out of here. Keep getting out of here.

Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the moon, as romantic as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

67 salted fish turns over, or salted fish.

You are illegal!

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors are ashamed.

70 is sci-fi and abstract!

7 1 Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love ratio is deeper, your love ratio is longer, your personality ratio is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

I won't go to hell. Whoever loves me will go to hell.

73 villains are shameless, and they value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

Everyone is made in China. Don't be a bitch.

Don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.

Brother 76, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

When I get rich, I'll take you to the best nerve hospital.

Can you not lose face? I lost it. What will I lose in the future? Save some for later use.

Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

The best thing about being 80 is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

8 1 The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on the closest people. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.

You are worse than a bear when you stand, and worse than a caterpillar when you lie down. Don't play the hero in front of me.

You are so fucking postmodern.

During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

Who didn't take off their pants to show you?

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

89 people must fall in love at first sight at least once in their lives, so it seems that I have made many people live well. . .

A person works in a bank, and the whole family is very busy. A person doing insurance, the whole family is shameless. Playing the stock market alone, the whole family jumps together. Playing computer alone makes the whole family brainless.

9 1 Are you human?

People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

98 was born a cucumber, which is not enough! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

99 is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

100 You got the exam 180, and your brother got 249.

10 1 was born wrong and can't afford to die.

102 Your voice, just like Shakespeare and Zorro, is Sandy and Zuo.

103 You look very fauvism! !

104 Your parents should spend those ten minutes walking!

105 has been your friend for so long. You always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

106 MMD, I have never seen anything with such archaeological value!

107 I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

108 You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like an elephant.