What are the classic jokes in Li Boqing's storytelling?

The classic jokes of Li Boqing's storytelling are:

1. An old gentleman was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. As soon as he opened his eyes, he asked, "Doctor, did you lose my Tuopai or Quanxing?"

When I was 4 years old, I got a disease. The doctor said it was a night card. I don't even know how to kill people at night. ...

Little sister, the big problem that basically doesn't exist between us is that my wife and I haven't figured it out yet.

4. I'm not afraid of you. Oh, you can ask for claws in your stockings. You are a terrible melon, an artist, a big scene, an onion and a pain in the ass. God, you couldn't afford SOMA six months ago, and you forgot to steal others' honeycomb briquettes in those years!

5. Friend, don't hesitate to ask if you have any difficulties, except borrowing money.