The fortune teller's interesting opening remarks

Jing Ke stabbed the king of Qin, and the king of Qin walked around the column-the earliest tower in history, causing trouble-the earliest one-on-one fight to kill Hua Xiong with warm wine-the fastest straw boat with blood in history-the earliest deception in history-the earliest empty city plan in history-the earliest card in history-the princes in the distant bonfire play-the earliest outlaws flying kites in history.