Blind fortune teller

There is a blind man who can tell fortune in our countryside, and the calculation is quite accurate. I'm confused. Is fortune telling credible?

Your destiny is in your own hands. Don't trust those liars too much.

If you must find those gentlemen, go to the alley, because this kind of thing is not aboveboard and scientific, so you can only go to the alley or a small corner, because such people are not allowed in busy places (this is not my opinion, but also because of livelihood).

A classic fortune-telling story

Three brothers went to catch the exam, and there was a fortune teller in Lu Yu. In order to test whether the fortune teller had any effect,

The three brothers went to the fortune teller and asked, "We two brothers are going to take the exam together. How many of us will win? " The fortune teller stretched out a finger. What do you mean, brothers? The fortune teller said, "The secret can't be revealed".

Do you know what this finger means?

One finger stands for winning together.

One finger stands for collective miss.

One finger means only one blow.

One finger means only one mistake.

This shows the mystery of fortune telling. . . .

Landlord, I can calculate your fate for free.

First of all, I'm sure you're human,

If you are not a woman, then you must be a man.

You have two hands and two legs.

Right?

Then I'll go on.

You can surf the internet,

I can't make up my mind about many things,

I hope others can guide you,

I hope to hear other people's opinions,

Indecisive,

You're sitting on a stool now,

Surfing the internet,

Holding the mouse in the right hand,

Look at these words,

You can't help laughing when you see this.

I was thinking, how can I calculate you so accurately?

All right, that's all. Ask me for cash next time.