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1. The height of this kind of thing, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to ask?

2. How important is interest: I bought my mother a smart washing machine that I had taught her for n times and couldn't use, and later I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only can be used but also can be repaired.

I said that I like a very good boy, but I feel that I have no chance. My mother said what are you afraid of? Although you are poor, you can have access to such a good person, which shows that he is doomed.

4. A trip away is bound to hide a sum of money you want to take away.

When I was a child, I raised 100 yuan to buy a car. My boss said my money was fake. Nonsense, of course it's fake, and your car is not real.

6. I have been single for nearly 30 years. The only time I was hugged all over by my sister was the last time I flew through security. After that, I silently vowed that I must work hard to save money and take another plane!

Seven. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a boy's light, and the male dormitory manager aunt will be able to turn off the whole building.

My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

9. My cousin went downstairs to his goddess company and called her to express her confession. Goddess: Well, if you let fifty people see you in one minute, I will promise. My cousin pondered for a few seconds and shouted: recycle old household appliances, color TVs, refrigerators and washing machines. ...

To tell the truth, my face is perfect as long as it covers two places, one is the left side of my face and the other is the right side of my face.

1 1. I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene doesn't match mine, because my child ate genetically modified food and changed his gene, which my wife told me!

Twelve. If you are alive, you always have to bear some responsibilities or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

13. Do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law always falls into the water at the same time.

14. When Valentine's Day arrived, I asked my wife what I should give you. My wife says you can give me anything, as long as it's from you, I like it. I thought it over carefully and said to her, "I'll take you back to your parents!" " "

15. My father always cooks at home. One day, my mother wanted to cook. After reading the teaching, she made up her mind to eat clean no matter what the taste is, and encourage her! When I reached out my chopsticks to a crab, the crab suddenly took the initiative to clamp my chopsticks! I suddenly feel strange. ...

Sixteen years old. You like playing games. I can practice. You like to cook good food, I can learn; But you said you liked the ugly ones. What do you want me to do？ There's nothing I can do.

17. Yesterday, a couple asked me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

18. stew rice in the morning and ask your husband, "do you want soft rice or hard rice?" My husband looked at me disdainfully and said, "You sound like you can stew meat. I hope it is cooked. " I ...

Nineteen. I feel that I am in love with my math teacher, because in front of the person I love, my IQ is basically zero.

Twenty. Walking in the street with my husband, fighting, getting angry and swearing. When the first two men turned around, I pretended to be an innocent girl. Husband said, "Don't pretend, they didn't look at you, just to see which man is so timid." 2 1. I asked my mother, "How much bride price are you going to ask the man for when I get married?" My mother said firmly, "No. I feel guilty enough about treating you like a scourge and marrying someone else. People will take you away and pay for it! " "

22. Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

Twenty-three I fell asleep on the bus after work at night, and my head tilted on the shoulder of my aunt next to me. After a while, my aunt woke me up and said she wanted to get off. After my aunt left, a man behind me told me, dude, I guess you're going to be angry. My aunt took dozens of selfies with you while you were asleep. ...

At the class reunion, everyone chatted happily and asked the monitor what he was doing now. The monitor proudly said: Jewelry business! Everyone admires him very much. His wife slapped him: selling pigs, what jewelry business! The monitor is sad: isn't the pig a baby pig? Why can't we talk about pig treasure business?